Written and Directed by:
M. Erdman Lipstraw
A long time ago in a galaxy far away, Han Solo was considered to be the toughest man; wanted by both the Empire and the nefarious space gangster, Jabba the Hutt for "crimes he didn't commit". His ship, the Millenium Falcon, was considered "helluva fast". This all changed, however, when a certain GMC custom van came rollin into town...
Han wants to see if the rumors are true so he finds Mr. T and buys him a drink at the cantina.
Han can't believe what he is hearing!
Is Han gonna get thrown?
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