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Stephanie: Who the hell do you think you are? Playing games like this with my family. Trying to take advantage of this situation.
Whip: Mrs. Forrester, I'm sorry. I don't know what you're talking about.
Stephanie: Don't play dumb and dumber with me! Brooke's confessed everything to me.

Eric to Stephanie: You know, these conversations that I've had with you lately are like I'm not even talking to you. It's like I'm -- it's like I'm talking to Massimo and then he's pointing out ever mistake I've ever made in my life.

Brooke: What do you want, Stephanie?
Stephanie: I would like to never see you again as long as I live, but I don't think that's possible.

Stephanie: You've done the right thing. I'm proud of you.
Brooke: Careful. It almost sounds like you respect me.
Stephanie: Careful, I'm only tolerating you.
Brooke: Well, that's a step in the right direction.
Stephanie: Let me say this as simply and directly as I can. If Bridget ever finds out this is Deacon's child, the wrath of god will not compare to mine.

Stephanie: Eric. I promise you I will do the right thing for your daughter.
Eric: Thank you.
Stephanie: Even if it means killing her mother.

Stephanie: Listen to me. You're not gonna have this baby in front of your daughter, do you understand? If you're really gonna have this baby, I'll carry you down that mountain on my back if I have to, but you're going to the hospital right now!

Rick: Look, dad, I really think this could work. We have no choice. What do you say?
Eric: Over my dead body.

Eric: It�s getting a little provocative, isn�t it, Stephanie Forrester?
Stephanie: So kiss me.
Eric: Kiss you?
Stephanie: Don�t think about it, just do it.
Eric: Kind of reckless, isn�t it?
Stephanie: You have to get reckless every once in a while in life. It gives you the spice.

Stephanie to Eric: I know I�m being forward, but can I sleep with you tonight?

Ridge has found out Eric & Steph are back together�
Ridge: I plan to call my sisters!
Stephanie: Oh no, please don�t do that.
Eric: It would be like putting up a billboard at the Times Square!

Brooke: My life is not a joke!
Stephanie: Oh yes it is, Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Forrester.

Thorne about a Brooke/Stephanie truce�
Thorne: Smoke the peace pipe.
Stephanie: Well, I hope the pipe is filled with something stronger than tobacco.

Stephanie to Brooke: Should I just give you my address book to all the uncles and nephews?

Stephanie about Brooke: I wish she�d go troll in some other pond.

Stephanie about Brooke: Her children come in as a distant second to her own libido.

Eric visits Stephanie the night before their wedding day�
Stephanie:Where are you going? To a bachelor party, I hope?
Eric: No, I�ll get all the excitement I need tomorrow night.

Grant: You Forresters really do deserve each other, cause you�re a bunch of pathetic losers. And it thrills me to no end to be wiping you off the bottom of my shoes.
Stephanie: Oh, enough of this! You�re going on and on. If you gonna leave, then why don�t you just leave? But keep in mind one thing; you were given a fabulous opportunity here at Forrester. We hired you as an assistant designer and what did you do? You took complete advantage of that and found a wonderful way to sleep yourself right to the top, didn�t you? So, Grant, all I�m gonna say to you is, if you wanna leave, then leave gracefully. Just go. There�s the door, don�t let it hit you on the way out!

Stephanie: I think we all can. Let's have a party, a big party!
Ridge: Please.
Stephanie: Yes, yes, yes. It'll be wonderful. We'll get some musicians in, and we'll get the caterers. No, I don't think we should do that. This whole mess began with caterers.
Ridge: I don't know. I don't really see any reason to celebrate since two people just got their hearts broken.
Stephanie: Ridge, you have to have a heart in order to get it broken.

Ridge: I just think it's a tragedy because Thorne still loves Brooke, and I know that she still loves him.
Stephanie: Honey, she doesn't understand the meaning of the word "love" unless it applies to you.

Brooke: I never would have cheated on Thorne.
Stephanie: That's the problem. That's the problem, because this is your concept of what's being faithful. Have you ever really listened to the marriage vows that you take? God knows you've said them often enough. Keeping yourself only unto him. That means with your soul, not just your body. That means with your heart, not just your body. With your love, your mind, not just your body. That's what you're supposed to give to your husband and he's supposed to give back. But you can't give that, because you've already given it to Ridge, and he doesn't want it anymore. If you hadn't done so much damage, I honestly could feel sorry for you. But I think I'll save my sympathy for the rest of the victims coming along. I wonder who they'll be. We've run out of Forresters to marry. I mean, the uncles and the cousins, they're either too young or too old.

Brooke: My God, Stephanie, what do you want me to do, become a nun or something?
Stephanie: No. God save the poor priests.
Brooke: All right, then tell me. You tell me what you want me to do. You have all the answers.
Stephanie: I don't give a flying fig what you do, where you do it or who you do it to. That's not my problem anymore. You understand? There's no one left in the family to seduce. If you had any class, you'd take this horse and pony show and take it on the road and go someplace else. But you won't, you'll stay here. But I don't care anymore. As far as I'm concerned, you're already six feet under. Do you understand? The not-so-dearly departed Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Forrester, may she just rest in peace.

Stephanie: You�ve slept with my husband and now you�ve continued sleeping with both of my sons.
Thorne: All right, that�s enough.
Stephanie: Why don�t I just make you a list so you can work on the uncles and cousins?
Thorne: Mother, I said stop it.
Stephanie: Shut up, Thorne and get a hold of your dignity!

Stephanie to Eric: If the only thing Macy asks of the two of us is to put up with her dolt of a father and loudmouth mother for a couple of uncomfortable hours, then I saw we have to do it.

Eric: Myles or Adam or whatever his name is�
Stephanie: He�s Macy�s father.
Eric: In name only. I mean, the guy takes off for 25 years and now he has the nerve of criticising my parenting!

Ridge: I�m not walking the damn dog!
Eric: It�s alright, we have Clarke for that.

Sally: Go ahead, take my head off!
Stephanie: What would be the point? You�d only grow two new.