Great lines

Massimo: I've got business here in L.A. And it may keep me here for quite a while.
Eric: Let me guess. Problems with customs.

Eric: Massimo, I don't want your concern. I don't want you anywhere near my family. You are trouble. And if you think I'm going to let you get anywhere near my wife, you think again. Now get out. I'm running a business here. A legitimate business. Go on, get out!

Stephanie: You're not still upset about that little peck?
Eric: When I come into your office, this guy's all over you like a cheap suit. And you tell me all you're doing is thanking him?

Stephanie about Brooke: Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Stephanie: The Frenchmen has given us so much. The Statue of Liberty, great food� And what do we give them in return? Brooke Logan!

Clarke: Stephanie, I didn't come here with a plan.
Stephanie: Oh, I see. Just your daily good deed.

Clarke: Stephanie, do you want to trust your daughter's life to a reckless playboy?
Stephanie: Go home, Clarke.
Clarke: That's what he is. He goes out, he has unprotected sex, he gets HIV. Is that the kind of guy that you want your daughter to spend the rest of her life with?
Stephanie: Now, you know, you should be ashamed of yourself. People make mistakes. Tony made a mistake. He doesn't deserve to die for it any more than you deserve to die for the fact that you're just plain stupid.

Eric: You listen to me, Massimo. If you wanna mess with people's lives, you go do it someplace else. If you don't, I'm gonna mess with yours. You understand? You stay away from my family, or I'll take you down.

Ridge to Massimo: If you're talking about my mother, I know you've got the hots for her.
Stephanie: Oh, grow up!

Stephanie: Well, listen to me! What we did was wrong, yes. Was it immoral? Perhaps. Would I do it again? In a heartbeat! I'd do anything to get rid of Brooke.

Sally & Tony burst into the Forrester mansion after Kristen�s �kidnapping��
Sally: Yes, I honestly believe that she is with Eric, but I don't know where he's got her. And if I have to call the police in here, you know what they'll mean. All kinds of headlines. Things like, "fashion mogul kidnaps own daughter." The press will have a field day with this.
Stephanie: I'm surrounded by lunatics. I'm going to call Eric on his cell. And let me just tell you something -- if something has happened to Kristen and she is not with him, if something's happened to her, I'm going to shoot the two of you.

Ridge about Massimo & Stephanie: Have you talked to mother about this?
Eric: Only about a dozen times. I've talked to him, too, but every time I do, I get so -- I get so angry, I end up sounding like some jealous teenager. I've given up arguing about it. It just backfires on me every time.

Eric: I've been very focused on the children and everything that's wrong instead of paying attention to everything that's right, and that's us.
Stephanie: This really wasn't necessary.
Eric: It wasn't? You mean I could be at home right now watching football?
Stephanie: Sure. Wanna go?
Eric: Waiter, check please.
(Stephanie laughs)
Stephanie: No, I'm having a good time.
Eric: Good.

Eric: Don't you want to go on a cruise with me?
Stephanie: Please, when was the last time you took a vacation? Aside from your numerous honeymoons.
Eric: All right, that's it. You and I are going away together.
Stephanie: Fine, I'll believe it when I see it.

Stephanie: Mass, you're a businessman, you're not mother Teresa.

Discussing Ridge as a very quiet child�
Eric: We actually took him to the doctor to see if they could find out if there was anything wrong.
Thorne: And he assured you there was.
Eric: Actually, no, he didn't, but he did say to count our blessings.
Stephanie: Which we should have because six months to the day of his birth, his lips started flapping and have never stopped since.

Stephanie: I wonder if we just shouldn't put it all in writing?
Eric: Well, how about ridge Forrester, CEO, on the office door? That'll be in writing.
Stephanie: Sarcasm doesn't help, Eric. What good is it gonna do ridge if he doesn't have binding legal authority?
Eric: Binding legal authority? You've been hanging out with Jonathan too much.

Brooke: I own 51% of this company because I've earned it through my blood, sweat and tears, and don't you forget it.
Stephanie: You won't let us.

Stephanie about Brooke�s office: It looks more like a bedroom and less like a workplace. Of course, with Brooke, workplace and bedroom are synonymous. I think I should have the room disinfected.

Ridge: Mother, she's made us a lot of money.
Stephanie: Oh, really? Well, prostitutes can make their pimps a lot of money, too.

Stephanie: Oh, you didn't tell that old shark story?
Thorne: It was a shark, mother.
Stephanie: In your dreams, sonny.

Stephanie: Mass is with Sally? Oh, my god, how pathetic.

Stephanie: Whenever Brooke acts erratically, then there's always trouble.

Stephanie to Ridge: Well, I hope you're going to serve antacid and aspirin with this luncheon menu of yours.

Stephanie to Brooke: You went through my family like a hooker on Saturday night, but that wasn't enough, was it? Now, you're gonna start using your children.

Brooke: Really? I don't feel that way. In fact, I'm feeling incredibly empowered.
Stephanie: It doesn't look that way to me. Have you gained weight? You seem to be blowing up like a balloon.

Stephanie: Let me tell you, you are in for the fight of your life, Brooke, and it isn't going to end until one of us rolls over dead, and it ain't gonna be me.

Ridge: Who the hell would the father be?
Stephanie: Oh, let's not get sidetracked, please. She humiliated you. So my philosophy for the day is, "what's good for the goose is good for the gander."

Stephanie: Oh, Thorne, please. She's airing her dirty linen in public. I say let's take her to the dry cleaners.