*Why does Rick Forrester whistle when he goes to the toilet?
- So he will know which end to wipe.
*Why didnīt Hannibal Lecter eat Ridge Forrester?
- Ridgeīs hair was too greasy.
*What is the difference between the Forrester family tree and the Spectra family tree?
- The Forrester family tree moves in circles.
*What is Rick Forresterīs idea of a romantic evening?
- A pyjama party.
