Miguel the Monkeyspanker

After having his dream of playing point guard for the Golden State Warriors shattered by his lack of dribbling skills and a jump shot, Miguel (MK for short) decided to channel his energies into the production of the website you are in right now. This is the first website he has worked on. He chose to make the "Erap sucks page" instead of "MK'S EROTIC BARRIO AND FIESTA!" because he felt that lambasting the president was more noble than Carabao pornography. He has no political affiliation, though he dreams of one day being supreme dictator of the Philippines. He plans to finish his Communication Arts Course and supplement it with a course in Fisheries. He hopes that aside from the internet he will have a chance to spread his message of political change and marijuana legalization through his own newspaper column.

 

Q-paloid Boy

A boy somewhere in the disfunctional island of the Philippines once said..."mama, bili mo ko kompyuter!" After a couple of days, his mom bought him a family computer. He was so happy and played heartily. After a few months, overdosed in Pacman and Mappy games, he felt that he was not contended. He asked his mom again..."mama, bili mo ko kompyuter!" His mom finally gave him a PC. What a joy it was for that boy! He manipulated everything from Minesweeper to Notepad until he stumbled on a technology so vast and advanced... the Net! He wondered through the websites the Net has to offer.  From the Online Bible Study to Lolita's Kinky Dungeon, he have seen it all. But alongside with this, he also witnessed the emerging socialcancer due to OUR DEFUNCT GOVERNMENT ESPECIALLY UNDER ERAP! With a little knowledge about online campaigns like Kitty Porn and Anti-Milking of Cows, he decided to team up with "Monkeyspanker" to build a site about shit stuffs our government is digesting. And that boy exists as the "Q-paloid boy."

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