My brother wouldn't allow a picture of himself on my site (gggrrr!) This picture looks pretty much like him tho! eeeee hehehehe!
Sams Weird Formum Quote of the Week
Sil80typeX - I live in japan, there is a lot of illegal drifting here. i was wondering, if there is any illegal drifting in the states or where you live.
CN9A - Of course there is a lit of illegal drifting. ITS ILLEGAL
Duh!!
Oh, and one more thing...
Your grammer sucks
bye.
UnKnOwN
Sil80typeX - be quite and go eat some chicken mike
CN9A - I forgive you on account of you stupidity.
Sorry to say
JUSTIN
Sil80typeX - Hey CN9A, there is legal drifting and competitions everywhere. And no one cares about grammar these days. Go back to school and give ur teacher an apple. And this isn't even a lancer forum and the CN9A is a lancer engine.
CN9A - I'm the only in this for the Sil-80's
IMFLYIN - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
Sams forum Banter of the month!
Sigmaman:Im new to all this shit so could someone please tell me what the hell RICE is?
OsoSxy Cars that r all show and no go!
Shoota: Description of RICE: Take one Excel. Add an Evo3 rear wing. Sprinkle with 14-inch 3-spoke wheels. Place golf ball on aerial. Stir in an Evo 5/6 front bar. Glaze headlights in dodgy tint whilst layers viper stripes up the bonnet. Bonnet scoop to cool your NA motor. Fake intercooler on the front for added performance. Digital Blow-off valve. Seventeen 15 inch subs in the rear. Milo tin exhaust tip with cat back exhaust. Assorted stickers eg, Tag Heuer, Nismo, MOMO, www.ricecop.com
Need I say more?
Red: Look in Hot 4s
Sams useless info #1
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Television
If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.
The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929. 7 was selected because of the original containers are 7 ounces. UP indicated the direction of the bubbles
Dentists have recommended that that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
The first product to have a barcode was Wrigley's gum
One of every four Americans have been on T.V
American car horns beep in the tone of F, Japanese cars beep in D
The king of hears is the only king without a mustache
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise
The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteens 'Born in the USA'
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes
Apples, not caffeine are more efficient at waking you up in the morning
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette company died of lung cancer
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually, than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
If you can't read the above I'll just type the funniest bit for you!
Fast Fours Forum Quote of the Month
adsy_gti: I would like to know what makes some people say that a certain type or model of car is crap or gay or (insert other uneducated response here). Like, when people write into the mag and say something like, 'oh those (insert your least fav car here) are f#@kin' gutless, why do you bother with them.'
WHOOSH: Sorry man it's just a fact of life. It's also a little 'tall poppy syndrome.' Don't let it get to you.
Buzz: Some people can't accept that there is a valid reason why not to drive a V8, enjoy F1 racing or drink VB - hence the existence of V8 supercar racing which is perpetuated by it's own publicity. There should be a generic letter to the editor template on the website:
Tick the appropriate choices:
Dear (pricks/dudes/homos/homies). Your mag (rocks/sucks/kicks/blows). Why don't you feature more (enter your car here) and less (enter every other brand here). The model on the last cover (is hot/is ugly/chases parked cars/is not Imogen). Put my car on the cover, it is (da bomb/sick/wild/for sale). The other mag sucks. You are all (sik/maad/homos/phat) so go (f@#k off/?f@#k yourself/in peace/forth and multiply).
