Annoying Things To Do In A Drive Thru!
1: Walk through
2: Order a quarter pounder, a half pounder, a pounder, and a 5 pounder. when they tell u they only have quarter pounders say something like "I'm taking my business elsewhere" come back 5 minutes later.
3: DO NOT drive through to the next window
4: Act like your some Mafia guy and say something like "I want 5 burgers in a paper bag . you have 24 hours... And to show you we mean business you have 3 minutes."
5: Go on a bicycle
6: Do #5 except with a few friends. you must ride in front of them. when you get close to the window yell to them "hey you kids, shut up back there or I'm turning this car right around and were going home!!!"
7: Stay as far from the window as you can
8: When it comes time to pay them say "OK your money should be ready in about 5 minutes. Please go over to the waiting area."
9: Order food, pay, then speed away without taking your food. laugh manically.
10: Order in 3rd person
11: Pay with only pennies. Count them out 1 at a time.
12: If at Taco Bell say "yo queiro" before everything you order ( yo queiro a chicken supreme)
13:If at Mcdonalds say mc before everything (ie: I would mclike a mcburger and mcfries...)
14: Order the following:
Double burger with cheese
Half of the meat on the side in a separate wrapper
All of the cheese on the burger
3 slices of tomato, two on the burger, one on the patty
Extra pickles, some on the bottom and some on the top
No mayo except on the patty
Extra extra mustard
Lettuce
Hold the mustard
No ketchup on the burger, but 6 ketchup packets
Medium-large fries
Small drink, Diet Coke and regular Coke mixed
2 extra napkins
Top bun buttered lightly on the bottom with real butter
15: Order things from other restaurants (go to mcdonalds and order a whopper ) when they tell u its not possible, give them an angry look and say "I said do it!!"
16: Do #15 except with alcoholic beverages
17: Ask the employees what they would like
18: Go on a hunger strike
19: Order your meals "for here" then park your car in the middle of the lane and eat.
20: Tell them to hold the bun
21: Get out and wash your car in the drive through lane
22: Pretend u have an imaginary friend beside u. ask them what they would like then say "we'll have...
23: Say romantic things to the ordering machine
24: Order really unspecific things like: " meat with bun and drink" then drive thru before they can say anything
25: Bang on the ordering machine and yell "stupid thing ate my quarter!"
26: Drive through and say that you're "just browsing"
27: Tell them to wait while u ask the person in the trunk what they are ordering.
28: Specifically order your meal "To go!"
Annoying Things to do in a Restaurant
Pretend to be a foreigner and use broken english to order your food. Use the wrong words for everything (Example: "Yes, hello, I would alike some uh oh thems hot cats with tunabutter and uhh some of the uh crackcocaine.)
When the waitress comes to your table with the drinks you ordered, jump to get yours while knocking over all of the other drinks spilling water everywhere.
Drop your fork onto the floor beside you. Then bend down to try to get it but hit your knee on the underside of the table with your head very close to the table to try to get the effect that you bent down fast to pic up your spoon and you slammed you head on the table.
Cough at people with a mean look.
At a fancy restaurant chew your ice very loudly with your mouth open. Try to get pieces of ice to fly out onto the table.
Go into a fancy restaurant and pretend you just got back from the dentist and he had just given you tons of Novocain.
Leave fake dog poop in the seat.
Flirt with a waiter of the same sex and try to get extra food.
Take off your shoes and put them on the table neatly beside you.
Order your food and then change your mind over and over and over again until you get kicked out.
Say "Man this looks exactly like a chicken's head!!!".
Walk out of the bathroom and say "Man its smells FRESH out here!!!!!"
Walk out of the bathroom and say "Man that was a STRUGGLE!!"
Order the most expensive thing on the menu and send it to someone on the other side of the room saying, "They are to shy to order themselves, just put it on their bill."
Talk very loudly to yourself
Drum your fingers on the table. If you are asked to stop, start tapping your fork on the table keep doing this until you run out of things to tap or until you are kicked out.
Order wine (if your of age) and smell the inside of the bottle after it is opened and say, "Is there any POOP in this? Sure smells like it..."
Order: "Your most expensive meal, stuffed with your 2nd most expensive meal" (This will likely be something like "steak stuffed with tacos" )
Go to a nice restaurant and sit down at a table alone and when the waitress comes to take your order lean back in your chair and just fall back and take the table cloth with you. Then get up and ask for a different chair because you think the one you sat in was defective.
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
"I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do..." and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
61 Take a chair in to an empty elevator and when people try to get on scream "this is my elevator! Get your own!" and press the close door button.
How to freak out your neighbours!
Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you don't have a house.
Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and Scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down to me!". Then point at each one and declare them good or bad plants, while watering the bad ones.
Bring them restraining orders on inanimate objects in their house. (i.e.: chairs, books, lamps, etc.)
Ask them if you can put your trash in their cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of bodies", then stutter and say, "I uh mean other garbage." walk away laughing hysterically.
At night transplant the plants in their garden. In the morning say, "looks like they're on the move again."
Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbors. Each day hack off a different part of their body.
Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard with brown grave patches. Make markers out of household appliances.
How to Scare People in a Computer Lab
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes,turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.
10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
11. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing.
14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, "Oops, I forgot."
16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
17. "DISK FIGHT!!!"
18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).
19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
22. Try to stick a Ninetendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.
24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.
26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to you. Grinds some more. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.
27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.
28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them of top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.
30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
31. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.
32. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
33. Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the Delete key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
34. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
35. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.
36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.
37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: "Does *your* delete key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until you've deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the space bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!"
Print out your document and leave.
40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)
41. Stare at the person's next to your's screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing,grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.
42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.
43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
44. See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hangup before they get a chance to figure out you're a total stranger.
45. Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.
46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.
47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaim "You're such a marvel!!", and kiss the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out.
48. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.
49. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chain saw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say, "Give me that computer or you'll be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week".
Things To Do In A Car
1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
4. Two Words: Chicken Suit
5. Write the words, "Help Me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
8. Stop at green lights.
9. Go at red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal /troll doll/ Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
13. Sing without the radio on.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.
17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-refresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
23. Paint your car with occult symbols.
24. Keep at least five cats in the car.'
25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
27. Stop and collect roadkill.
28. Stop and pray to roadkill.
29. Tint your windows with a black magic marker.
30. When at a stop light with another car next to you, signal you want to race. Then right as the light turns green SLAM your car into reverse and speed off.
31. Go to a car show with a rusted up Volkswagen Beetle, (or other crap-ass old broken down car will do) put the hood up and so people can see how bad your engine is. Try to act as cooool as possible.
32. Throw Spam.
33. Get in the fast lane and gradually slow down to a stop.Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.
Top Things to do on a Tram
1. Get on the tram, grinning widely. As soon as the tram begins to move, burst into song. When you arrive at the next stop, stop singing. Step off the tram backwards, still grinning widely.
2. If you are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.
3. Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say �Hi, call me Norman�
4. Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the tram. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.
5. When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to open the doors. Instead try to open them manually. When this does not work, yell, scream, pound on them, and stamp your feet. If someone attempts to help you, slap them.
6. Stand in the aisle and loudly have a pretend phone conversation with yourself.
7. Bring a sleeping bag and sleep on the tram.
8. Sit in alone in a two seater. If someone attempts to sit next to you, insist that your invisible friend, Burt, is sitting there.
9. Sell used tram tickets. Claim they are for half the price.
10. When the tram driver announces a stop, repeat the stop name over and over. When the driver announces the next stop, repeat this one instead.
11. Dangle from the hanging rings by your feet. Giggle maniaclly as you sway to and fro.
12. Strip
13. Start a cheer for the tram driver
14. Take a long time to buy a tram ticket, while a friend holds the doors. When you get on, eat the ticket.
15. Get on the Tram (Not the 6) pretend you threw something in the trash you didn�t want to loose. Dig through the trash, throwing garbage over your shoulders into the laps of other passangers. When you run out of trash, cry �Oh, that�s right. I threw it away on the 6.� Leave.
16. Stomp down the aisle loudly. When you reach the end of the wagon, turn around on one foot, and stomp back. If you bump into someone, shove them.
17. Bring a notepad. Sit in the first wagon behind the tram driver. Write suggestive notes to the driver.
18. Press all the open door buttons in the wagon before the tram stops, even if nobody has to get off. After the tram leaves the stop, do it again.
19. At each stop, get off the tram. Have a friend hold the doors for you while you buy a magazine. Get back on. Buy the same magazine each time. Pile them one of the seats.
20. When there are a lot of empty seats, sit on the floor.
21. If there are no empty seats left, say to a complete stranger �Thats ok, I�ll just sit on your lap,� and do so.
22. Bring a towel and sunscreen. Sunbathe in the tram. If anyone tries to make you move, insist he is blocking your rays.
23. Place chewed gum in all the door open buttons.
24. Have a friend take pictures of you hugging or with your arms around random passangers on the tram.
25. Insist that you frisk everyone before they can get on the tram. If someone ressists, karate chop them.
26. Lie on the floor of the tram. When you reach your stop, roll off.
27. Leave a penny on your seat. Get off the tram. When it leaves, chase it to the next stop. Retrieve your coin and sigh with relief.
28. Make motercycle noises when the tram is moving. When it slows down, slow down, when it speeds up, speed up, when it stops, stop, and when it starts again, start again.
29. When you get on the tram, rap loudly �My name is ......., check, I live in ......, check, I�m on the scene, check.�
30. Wear your socks on your ears. Ask everyone if they�ve seen them. If someone tries to tell you, accuse him/her of stealing them.
31. Get on the tram. Laugh hysterically until you get off.
32. Sit in the front of the first pair of doors in the wagon. When the tram stops, get off and run to the pair of doors in the middle of the wagon. Get back on. At the next stop, get off at these doors and run back to the first. Repeat at every stop.
33. Sit in the doorway and read a book. When the doors close on you, scream until they open again, then go back to reading.
34. Have a picnic on the floor. Include stuffed animals. Talk to them.
35. Run up to a stranger and act as though you know them. See if they go along with it.
36. Get on the tram. Take off your shoes and put them each on a different seat. Do the same thing with your socks. Get off crying �I�m free! I�m free!�
37. Draw a face on your pinkey finger. Talk to the other passengers through it.
38. Start a sing-a-long
39. Decorate the tram for the nearest holiday. If someone questions your actions, explain that you are just �getting into the holiday spirit.�
40. Wear a swim suit, goggels, and flippers. Wherever you walk, make swimming movements.
41. Play Twister. Try to get others to join.
42. Bake cupcakes and bring them onto the tram. Hand them out to the passengers, claiming that its your birthday and you wanted to celebrate.
43. Bring pillows. Start a pillow fight.
44. One word: Silly string
45. If you are sitting next to someone, pretend to fall asleep. Lay your head on his/her shoulder and snore. If he/she shoves you off, pretend to wake up and say �sorry, must�ve dozed off� repeat every five minutes.
46. Sing everything you say
47. Greet passangers getting on the tram with �Welcome abord flight 231,� and give them a bag of honey roasted peanuts.
48. Bring a fishing rod. Try to snag other passengers� possessions with it.
49. Crawl around the tram on your hands and knees as if looking for something. Look in silly places such as under passengers shoes or beneath newspapers. If someone asks what you are looking for, answer �My taranchuala. He couldn�t have gotten far.�
50. Wear a chicken costume. Try to talk to the other passengers by clucking. When they don't understand, become frusturated and cluck even faster while making agitated movements.
51. Try to press the door open button with your tounge.
52. Wear a chinese new years dragon costume with a friend and continuously do the congo.
53. Make sure your shoe laces are tied and then trip over nothing. Laugh and say �How silly of me� tie your shoe laces together and hobble off the tram.
54. Bring skis. Wear them.
55. Put a lego person in your pants. Ask passengers if they want to meet the little guy who lives in your pants. Then unzip your fly, pull him out, and introduce him.
56. Everytime the tram bell goes �ding� slap your face. Then act as though you don�t remember doing it.
57. Ask for passengers names and make seating charts. Change them as passengers come and go.
58. Paint your toenails.
59. Pretend to read a book upsideown. Comment often on how good it is.
60. Bring a flashlight and use it as though you can�t see without it.
