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We Strongly Suggest that Thou Shalt Ever Obey These,
The 10 Strong Suggestions

I: Thou shalt not profane the Hallowed                 Empty Salt Packet.                                      
II: Thou shalt neither lie, nor cheat, nor steal,     unless such should prove more just, or              more moral, or simply more convenient            than the alternative.
III: Thou shalt not use no double negatives.
IV: Thou shalt not question the logic of          science fiction television programs.
V: Thou shalt consume peanut butter            and jam on Holy Peanut Butter and          Jam Day, being proclaimed as the             Saturday of Gift Giving Week, the             first full week of February.
VI: Thou shalt not bring flammable               material on the bus.
VII: Thou shalt pet the dog                       whenever he so asks.
VIII: Thou shalt ever abjure the evil        influence of Peter Francis                  Geraci.
IX: Thou shalt ever value time spent        in sleep over that wasted on               homework.
X: Thou shalt take no thing                      seriously.
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