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Hi! Thanks for clicking on this link, there's SOMETHING HERE NOW!!!!!. Our historian was having some technical difficulties, but now things are a-ok. Check back later for more *�ber awesome* pics of the Holy Empty Salt Packet, the Shrine to Holy Empty Stuff, and yes, the priestesses and prophetesses. Heck, we might even let the peons and amanuenses post their mug shots! Also, I highly recommend reading the recently posted "Revelations," an edge-of-your-seat thriller, tear-jerker, and chick flick in one. |
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This is our shrine. I think we should make it mandatory for everyone to come to it and do the hokey pokey in front of it in order to be a true Quadragenta Doite. Like how Muslims have to walk around the Kaaba in Mecca. From right to left: the Holy Arc of the Holy Empty Salt Packet, the Holy Empty Pepsi can, and the Holy Empty Packet of Skittles. Yes, they really came empty!! What's inside, we don't know, but we accept it as a mystery of the mysterious universe. Lastly, on the far left, the Holy Hedgehog Foot Massager, which works very well, or so I'm told. |
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Due to the severely holy nature of the following images, users with insuffiently blessed computers may have difficulty viewing them. We apologize for any set backs this may cause in your quest for enlightenment. A useful exercise for all you profane heathens is to attempt to visualize the pictures below as you know they ought to be, based upon the divinity and personal beauty of all followers of the 42-fold Path to Perfection. Priestess Sarah, especially, is one hot babe. Just so you know. |
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The Dog: Thou Must Pet Him Whenever He So Asks. He's kind of our mascot,along with Rocky the Rambunctious Hound. This Dog is known as Sam the Somnolent Canine. Together, Rocky and Sam form a kind of ying-yang of hyperactivity and hypothyroidism. |
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The Holy Empty Salt Packet---the Empty Thing that started the quest for all the Other Empty Stuff that Came Empty. Thou shalt ever revere it (See Strong Suggestions)! |
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Priestess Chelsea (who, is not drunk, I promise) and Priestess Sarah, both bearing the sacred mark of the butterfly. |
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Priestess Sarah pouring out literary genius as Priestess Chelsea grooms the golden locks of the Divine Prophet herself. |
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