LISTED IN ORDER BY MONTH, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF YENECH TUNAH (THE GIVING OF GIFTS).
JANUARY: During this month, the clergy of Quardragenta Doe must gather during the Full Moon and the Dark/New Moon to contemplate the purpose of human existence and reenact the beginning of the world.
The New Moon represents our "6" when our lives are pointless and empty. The Full Moon represents the hope for sisterhood in this expansive universe.
FEBRUARY: President's Day is hencefort to be called "Prophet/Priestess Day." The clergy of Quadragenta Doe shall gather to renew the bonds of sisterhood and read the holy book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." It is also a day for aiding and helping and abetting each other with procrastinated homework.
MARCH: On the Fourth Monday of March, all those willing to embrace their divine seven shall congregate together at the Monon at 91st St. to revel in Nature's Beauty. If it is raining or cold, the Disciples may opt to view a Nature Documentary and eat kosher popcorn blessed by the clergy.
APRIL: On April 1, all who are loyal to their divine "7" shall observe a day of fasting, when only citrus or citrus-flavored foods may be consumed. April 1 shall henceforth be designated as a day of Auspicious Fortune-Telling. This shall be christened "Erutuf Enutrof."
MAY: May 30 is a holy day whose purpose is primarily a day for R+R.
JUNE: The entire month of June is an extended time of spirituality and fasting. Each morning, believers must say their holy prayers 42 times before breakfast, drink orange juice at every meal, and meditate upon all the evils in the world. Then they must each do seven good things each day for the 42 days of Paastonaika. In the evening, after much singing of holy songs, such as "A Whole New World", "What's New Pussy-cat" and "Let it Be", one is obligated to recite the list of "seven" in 42 different languages.
JULY: July is also a holy month because it is the seventh month of the year. its purpose is for watching videos endorsed by the Blue-Tongued fire Lizard for increasing one's wisdom: Monty Python, Princess Bride, and The Matrix, Lord of the Rings (trilogy). This day shall be proclaimed "Eivom Ady."
AUGUST: This is a month of mourning. All members of Quadragenta Doe shall gather at an agreed location to read the expanding text and chant dirges upon the returning to the "Institution."
SEPTEMBER: On the autunmal equiNox, all Quadragenta Doeites shall make certain that their resurrection watches are synchronized so all shall continue the link amongst themselves.
OCTOBER: The second week of October shall be designated as the "penpal week" when all faithful disciples shall exchange letters and inspirational haikus (5-7-5).
Quadragenta Doe
contemplating the seven
nothing without six.
NOVEMBER: The Second Friday of November shall be a day of rememberance for all of the faithful senoirs who have graduated from high school and moved forward in their lives, ever embracing their seven.
DECEMBER: On the First Tuesday, all Quadragenta Doeites shall wear a white ribbon in their hair, symbolizing the blessed purity offered by "7".
"Giving of Gifts"- a Holiday set aside for enjoying friendship and happiness. It is a five day period of giving gifts to each other and just bringing cheer to the dreary months of February. This time also is considered as an official holiday and deserves time off. Can I hear a NEMA?