Advise by Anubis

• When the end of that day comes, take a minute to just relax and let things that happened that day go. You will sleep better.
• Don't be afraid to act like a kid, you will be just as happy now playing hide and seek as you were then.
• Laugh....that all just Laugh at least once every day.
• Actions betray a lie, look at what people do, not what they say.
• Treat others with repect...do not disrespect people...in the end you are just disrespecting yourself.
• Hold yourself at the highest value. If you don't believe in yourself no one else will.
• Thank whatever God you believe in everyday for those who are around you. In the hard times they will be there for you.
• If people are not there for you when you need them they are not real friends. Get rid of them because they just betrayed you and will again.
• Follow your instinct, if it says go left when you would turn right go left.......something is there that you should see. Instinct is the tool of fate...don't fight it.
• Always look behind the obvious, there is always something lurking behind.
• Don't get drunk until you are very comfortable with the person. No one likes someone who can't remember their name whenever you go some where there is a bar or access to alcohol.
• Tip well, if your server is great, always there when your drink is running low, there to see if you need anything or to check how the meal is then tip them like they did a good job...even up to 50%. I have left an 80% tip because the waiter was always checking up, our meal was on time and everything was done right. The reason the higher tip is because the low bill, they are spending the same amount of time on you as the table that is buying 100 dollars of food, make sure he knows you noticed.

This is for the guys... a little advise, ladies read this too... it might help you understand us more.

• Open the door for woman, yeah i know she can do it but that doesn't mean she should have to. You don't have to do it every time but most times are nice.
• Match...just match, don't wear a black belt with brown shoes. That is no good. oh and white socks with your dress pants and black shoes...NO!
• Don't match too much, wearing all black or denim is kinda scary.
• Have a plan, even if it is just going for a walk in the park. It will develop into more. Don't do the whole "what do you want to do?" thing. That's no good. The girl will suggest things if she does not like the plan. Even include her in the initial decision for intendance make the plan to see the movie, ask her what type of movie she wants to see. She may even just tell you she wants to see a certain movie and then you are set.
• Surprise her, bring her the one candy that she loves or flowers, or even show up to take her out on random.
• Don't take longer then your girl to get ready, if you do its time to rethink your manhood.
• More then 5 pairs of shoes you will wear out to hang with friends is a little weird.
• Keep the shoes healthy and clean. It looks better.
• If you can't dance don't try. You should know if you have some rhythm or not. If you don't ask a female friend...she will be honest.
• If you can't dance just do the old two step or sway back and forth, you will be ok.
• Use her name a couple times on the first date. It will let he know that you are generally interested in her and not in her body, if you can remember her cup size but not her name...you have an issue.
• When she talks PAY ATTENTION!!!! neither of you want awkward silence so listen to what she says in either agree or disagree.
• Have your own opinion. If you always agree with her and don't present your own ideas on a topic you are nothing more then a pet.
• Look her in the eyes...don't talk to her chest, that is the best way to get only one date.
• Never prepare something big and special to ask some one out. Being to planned is no good, you have to fly by your emotions.
• Being nervous is not a bad thing all it means is that you actually like the girl...its ok I promise.
• If going out to eat talk about what you are both getting...if she is gonna get something you know is bad let her know. But don't force it.
• If you can remember what she wanted order for her...once again you know she can but she shouldn't have to. Something like this is always good "I'll have the ____ and the lady will have the ____" (just make sure that you know if she wanted something done differently) she will be impressed that you remember what she wanted.
• Ladies first...always remember that one. If its time to order drinks she goes first. If she doesn't know what she wants but you do wait till she does.
• Give her a way out... if she is not having a good time you will be able to tell. Don't make her stay in hope that you can make a better impression. If you are at a boring place use the old "let's get outta here" thing. If she just is not feeling the whole date or you. ask her if she wants to call it a night or maybe go do something else. That is the way to figure out if you have bored the poor girl or she is still hungry for more of you.

Ok now that we have the beginning stuff out of the way time to move on to once you are dating the girl.

• When asked how she looks you be honest but in a tactful way. If it doesn't flatter her figure don't say "hun, that looks aweful, makes you look fat." Here try this "I don't know hun, I like the blue one better" or "its ok but the blue one make you look amazing" by doing thing you offer another suggestion and pushing her toward the other one. Later she will ask another female who will tell her the truth...that is what other women are for.
• Important dates to remember...always remember these: the day you met (this means marking your calender for June 15, 2004), her birthday, her best friends bday, the day you made the relationship official, the first time you uh...ya know.
• If you really want to impress her remember what she was wearing the day you met and write it down then memorize it later...she will remember what you were wearing down to the shoes.
• And speaking of shoes...NOTICE THEM!!!!! she will sometimes get new shoes just to see if you notice.
• Same with the hair, if it even looks a little different say something like "You did something with your hair didn't you."
• Yeah I know that seeing the new action movie appeals to you but every once in a while ASK HER to go see a chick flick or even a comedy. It does not have to be a complete chick flick, it can have comedy in it but have the sappiness that she will want.
• Have your own identity. I know this seems like something wierd to say but guy can become lost in a girl and only do stuff with her. This causes your friends to fade out and move on, and bugs the woman because you are always there and she might want to go out with some friends without you.
• As hard as it is do not get jealous over every guy in her life, I personally think if you haven't met him and she is spending alot of time with them then sure you have every right to be jealous but if you have met them don't worry about it. Then you just present yourself as you are and show everyone that you are better then him anyway.
• She will be jealous of any girl in your life other then family...accept this as fact. She may not tell you or even give you any signs but she is...at least for a while.
• Be firm, don't cave on stuff. Yeah there are times you should just agree with her. But no woman wants a man who is gonna cave every time she pushes hard...... Ok that is enough for now....i'll add more later.

Now this is for the ladies, don't be mad just think it through.

• You don't have to wait for him to make the first move...If you like a guy ask him out (if he doesn't have a gf already). You will be suprised that a good number will say yes.
• Forgive the guy... we are not emotional by nature, and if your man is...well just think on that for a minute. Yeah guys can be sweet and stuff but you don't see us crying when someone dies in the movie... we are thinking "aw man someone is gonna get a a$$ woppin now." Its just the way we think.
• When he is tired, watching sports, playing a game, or really into something do NOT ask questions that need a yes or no answer. He will answer "yes" and continue what he was doing.
• NEVER ask "does this make me look fat?" every guy hates when you ask this because if we say yes we get the "I can't believe you just called me fat!!!!" (sometimes with a slap). And if we say no and you still think it does you get upset because we didn't tell you the truth.
• Guys exaggerate everything. If we say it wieghed about 600 lbs....this means it was about 200lbs 300 tops. We don't know why we do it, it just happens.
• Guys lie, also something that happens naturally and we don't know why. It doesn't even have to be something big we will lie about it for instance if you ask "hun, did you get milk on your way home?" instead of saying no i forgot we will come up with this "I went to the store but they were out of the kind you get, I figured we could grab some later."
• Don't lie about this diet bull crap. Seems like every woman is on some kinda diet, and 90% of them you see no change in body size, I mean come on we know you are cheating we just don't say anything.
• Look good for you man, we like it when you dress up just for us.
• Heels and heeled boots are always welcome. They accent the legs and butt... which is always a good thing.
• When first starting to date the comment "why don't we stay in and watch a movie" is ALWAYS taken wrong by the guy... he thinks its a excuse to get this started.
• Don't give the wrong signals, we know that you like to look good in the club but if you are weaing something that says "Look at me" and then complain that some guys is looking at you that is just stupid. Also don't go dancing with a guy if he doesn't stand a chance...we would rather be told that you don't want to dance then led on.
• And last but not least...go get what you want. If there is a guy that you want, go get him. Most of the time all you will have to do is walk by him and look at him the whole time then watch him over your shoulder. If it doesn't work he is just not into you. Move on.