Strengths: Waxing dicks right off, throwing his weight around, drinking water
Weaknesses: Friday Nights
Strengths: Speed, quickness, swiftness, work ethic, getting out of games by "dislocating" shoulder
Weaknesses: Chicken Club Sub (Marco's)
Strengths: Baby hook, working hard, hustle
Weaknesses: Smiling, takling about anything, anything at all while playing
Strengths: He's tall and he's got a great jumper
Weaknesses: Scoliosis, falling down, flopping
Strengths: None
Weaknesses: Many
Strengths: Mike usually guards him
Weaknesses: Keeping score
Strengths: Maps. Obviously, the flipper.
Weaknesses: Pinching, The Commish, and the occasional bee.
Strengths: The backboard, History
Weaknesses: Shirts
Strengths: The Stroke, Cutting Grass, Jumping
Weaknesses: Rap music
Strengths: English
Weaknesses: Basketball
Strengths: Basketball
Weaknesses: The Sun