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Enter if ye dare... There be monsters here...
Here dwells the true heart of our insanity: the complete libretto of Lord of the Rings: the Epic Musical Parody.
ACT I - The Fellowship of the Ring
scene 1: the Prologue (Mordor)
scene 2: the Shire
scene 3: the Old Forest
scene 4: Bree
scene 5: the Fords of Brunen & Rivendell
scene 6: Carahadras
scene 7: Moria
scene 8: Isengard
scene 9: Lothlorien
scene 10: the banks of the Anduin
ACT II - The Two Towers
scene 1: the Emyn Muil
scene 2: Edoras
scene 3: the Plains of Rohan
scene 4: Fangorn Forest
scene 5: Edoras
scene 6: the Road to Helms Deep
scene 7: Minas Morgul
scene 8: the Dead Marshes
scene 9: the Black Gate
scene 10: Ithilien
scene 11: Helms Deep
scene 12: Isengard
scene 13: Ithilien
ACT III - The Epic Dream Sequence
scene 1: Ithilien
scene 2: Helms Deep
scene 3: Mordor
scene 4: Gondor
scene 5: Rivendell
scene 6: Lothlorien
scene 7: the Shire
scene 8: Isengard
scene 9: elsewhere
ACT IV - The Return of the Ring
scene 1: Cirith Ungol
scene 2: Isengard
scene 3: Minas Tirith & Dunharrow
scene 4: Minas Tirith & the Pellenor Fields
scene 5: the Black Gate
scene 6: Mount Doom
scene 7: Minas Tirith
scene 8: the Shire
scene 9: the Grey Havens
scene 10: the Epilogue (Gondor)
BIG FAT DISCLAIMER
As the name of this musical implies, it is a parody. The tunes and some of the lyrics of these songs are the tunes/lyrics of established broadway songs. We do not have any affiliation with any of the composers and/or lyricists who wrote the afore-mentioned established broadway songs. We're not getting any profit. This is just for our twisted amusement. Do not sue us.
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