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| A Pictoral Representation of The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King |
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| by Mystical Chinchilla and Lady Uranus |
| Aragorn admits something to Arwen... |
| I'm sorry to tell you this, Arwen, but... I'm gay! |
| Damn you, Aragorn, and your homosexual relationships! |
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| Meanwhile, in Mordor... |
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| You were really rough on me this time, Sam! |
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| I am stoned out of my mind; let's have sex, Frodo! |
| Meanwhile, in Rohan... |
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| Arwen's gonna kill me after this... Oh screw it; Legolas, where are you?! |
| After Aragorn found Legolas... |
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| After after Aragorn found Legolas... |
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| ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| It's really gross to watch an orgy when you're not in it! |
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| It's an orgy and they didn't invite me?! |
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| Meanwhile... |
| Candlelight always helps set the mood! |
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| Is that Eomer with... Gimli?! |
| You bastard Glimli! You're cheating on me with Eomer! Die! |
| Meanwhile, in Rivendell... |
| It pains me to hear that Aragorn is gay. So... how do you feel about incest?! |
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| I can't believe I did it with my daddy! |
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| I feel so dirty... |
| Back in Rohan... |
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| Pippin left without even shagging me goodbye?! |
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| I may need a walking staff, but after Viagra I can do two at a time! |
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| You want us to do what, Gandalf?! |
| This is so much better than doing Saruman! |
| Back in Gondor... |
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| Merry's been cheating on me?! |
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| So Gandalf... this Viagra stuff really works?! |
| The battle commences... |
| This is the second orgy I've seen today! |
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| The aftermanth... |
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| I'm sorry to tell you this Eowyn, but...I'm gay! |
| Back in Mordor... |
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| Shelob, you're into bondage?! |
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| Would this be a bad time to lust after Sam?! |
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| No, this is not a sex toy! |
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| Shelob was so rough... But don't worry, Mr. Frodo, I'm here for you! |
| And the moral of the story is... |
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| I'll never support incest again! |
| I'll never sleep with stupid fat hobbitses again! |
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| This time I'm leading the orgy! |
| But really the point is... |
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| I feel like everybody's boy toy! |
| But more importantly... |
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| GAY PLAYBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |