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| The page you are currently looking for is unavailable. This is probably due to Sauron getting his hands (or eyeball) on your computer. In other words, this page is under construction. |
| Please try the following: |
| Forget the Refresh button; Gollum might be lurking. |
| If you typed the page adress in the Address Bar, fix it. Frodo will be disappointed in you otherwise. |
| To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) adminstrator or Internet service provider (ISP). Then again, why do you need all these LAN's anyway? Aragorn is a hero, and he never even heard of a LAN! |
| If your Network Administrator has enabled it, the Ringwraiths will destroy your network and automatically erase your network connection settings. If you would like Arwen to drown the Ringwraiths, click Detect Network Settings. |
| Some sites require a 128-but connection. This one, however, doesn't. But if you want Sam to tinker with the mechanism, click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer. Of course, he'll probably just spray some plant-food on it and leave it at that. |
| If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Advanced Tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0. Or, you could have Wormtongue talk your way onto the site. |
| Click the Back button and try another link. But that's the coward's way out and Eowyn would be mad. |
| Cannot find server or DSN Error Treebeard's business is with the Network Adminstration tonight |