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| Lillie Frodo, Legolas, Elendil, Sauron, Ringwraith #4, Ringwraith #8, Faramir's Leuitenant, the Ring, Rosie Cotton, Farmer Maggot) Lillie has been a lyricist since age five, when she penned these immortal words: "Cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, Cookie Monster wants a cookie now." She is also the co-lyricist of Crucible: The Musical, another in-progress parody effort. With her curly locks, diminutive height, and large feet, Lillie is sure she is of hobbit descent. |
| the Mystical Chinchilla (Sam, Pippin, Isildur, �owyn, Glorfindel, the Witch-King, Ringwraith #2, Ringwraith #7, Haldir) In some cultures, the Mystical Chinchilla is thought of as a mysterious diety known only as The Other Bob. However, this is her first ever parody musical, and she is quite proud to be a part of it, as well as to be working with such renowned lyricists as Lillie and Christadelle du Pradon. She has been acting since age four, when she decided to be Kermit the Frog for a day. |
| THE BOB (Merry, Gilgalad, Ringwraith #6, Ringwraith #8, Beregond, Lurtz Jr, Bilbo) THE BOB is the foremost diety of a jungle-dwelling peoples and is emerging from her tree-top haunts to star in this Epic Parody. Her principle hobbies include watching Lord of the Rings and chasing The Other Bob around with a paper airplane. Love to family, friends, and blindly devoted worshippers. |
| The Good Twin (Boromir, Elrond, Faramir, Gandalf, Gollum, Ringwraith #3, Th�oden, Gr�ma Wormtongue, Treebeard, Haldir) The Good Twin has spent much of his life being locked in the attic, thrown off boats, chased up trees, and having limbs hacked off by The Evil Twin. Fortunately, since he is a blue cartoon character, he has survived all these encounters. He is proud to be starring in The Lord of the Rings: The Epic Musical Parody, which is the eleventh show he has been in starting with 'the.' |
| Katie Agnes Maria Luisa (Arwen) Katie Agnes Maria Luisa, as one might expect upon hearing her magnificently long name, has many servants who kiss the ground she walks on. She has one person to wash her hair with the most expensive Persian shampoo, one person to comb it out with a jewel-encrusted ivory comb, one person to dry it with a hair-drier with a big diamond in it, and one person to run out and buy her an iced latte after all the exertion of having her hair washed. She is delighted to be lending her operatic talents to this parody. |
| The Evil Twin (Aragorn, Denethor, �omer, Butterbur, Gimli, Ringwraith #5, Sm�agol, Saruman, Lurtz, Celeborn) The bulk of The Evil Twin's time is spent with plotting world conquest. Along with his minions, a piece of kelp and a small quartz pebble, The Evil Twin will stop at nothing to rule the world. The fact that he cannot breathe air is only a minor setback. Joining the cast of this show was an excellant stepping-stone towards his ever-important goal. |
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