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Boba 8
The Great Spiders of Honor |
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Hello. Goodbye. I am a....I think that Bobalandi guy called me a duplicate or something before I shrunk him, but it only works for a few minutes. Strange....Whats my name? |
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The Great Spiders of Honor are many different species of spider. You gain honor by hitting these spiders with large clubs, and different spiders give a different amount of honor. The more honor you have in your entire lifetime, the more other people in your tribe respect you. Also, you gain different titles for the amount of spdiers you crush with crush. If you kill a Great Spider of Honor in a way not involving crushing it with a club, then all honor you have is taken away and you are sent to live near a cliff for a few months.
The titles you can get from the Great Honor of Spiders are:
Cliffhanger Grack: A person who killed a spider without crushing it with a club. You must gain 2500 spider honor in order to become a grack again. Outcast of society.
Yicko: An Un-honorable person who has never killed a spider. You are born with this title.
Grack: The title you recieve after killing your first Spider of Honor with a club.
15000 Spider Honor: Chieftain: When this title has been achieved by a person, he moves to a cave and creates a clan, where 100 Yickos and Gracks from other clans join he or she. Simulates a role of a king or queen, and serves under a Tribal Chief.
75000 Spider Honor: Chiffo: When a Chieftain recieves this title, the Chiffo may create a tribe, and 5 chieftains in the nearby area serve under him. The Chiffo's former clan lives with him in some Collocaves (A colony of caves.) Any new chieftains from the tribes that are under his or her command also serves under him.
150000 Spider Honor: Cato: A very respected title, of which there can only be up to 4 of at a time. If you become a Cato, you are allowed to live and serve the Mosh Wespwected Bwobawandi, and if there is not a person that has enough honor to become a Mosh Wespwected Bwobawandi when one dies, then the Cato with the most honor becomes the Mosh Wespwected Bwobawandi. Catos are always thought of as very smart people who are always right.
500000 Spider Honor: Mosh Wespwected Bwobawandi: The position of Mosh Respwected Bwobawandi is very cherished. There can only be one Mosh Wespwected Bwobawandi at a time living. This position is only second to being able to be able to claim Bobalandi as one of your ancestors.
[ Editer's note: The largest tribe currently in Bobalando is Tribe Catopabob, which is ruled by the Most Honorable Cato Bobalandi XVIII, who is also the guide of this web site. Tribes in Tribe Catopabob are:
-Honorary Clan Catopabob(founding clan)
-Respected Clan Civiliabob
-Respected Clan Babob
-Clan Bobuliet
-Clan Babus
-Clan Bobton
-Clan Bob
-Clan Bobwidge
-Clan Grabobidden
-Clan Prabobliet
-Clan Bobbins
-Dishonorable Clan Stupibob]
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Here, by request of our great Bobalandi IV, we list the great spiders of honor. |
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Bobalanian Ultra Spider: 15000 Spider Honor. A very rare spider unique to Bobalando. Please note that this picture is about 63 times smaller thn real life. Very venomous and will attack people without warning. The best chance of crushing this spider is to bring a club with you everywhere you go, because Bobalandian Ultra Spiders are usually in unexpected places (ex. in your shoes[ these spiders have the amazing ability |
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Picture taken by traveling photographer |
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to "shrink" and become smaller for short amounts of time.]) Th best way to crush one of these spiders is to smash the head and then whack its legs repeatably. Has been responsible for more deaths than all other spiders combined when being hunted by Honor seekers. Legend has it that Bobalandi crushed one of these when he fell off his suspended cave. |
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Great Spider of Bobalandi: 5000 Spider Honor. This is a very rare spider, but is most commonly found on top of Signature Peak. Please note that this is about 10 times smaller than actual size. Comes in many sizes, shapes, and varieties. One species of this sipider has been known to appear to have 'holes", or empty space in their main bodies. Scientists theorize |
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that these holes are used for sucking bugs into it, not unlike the legendary Bobalandi Hole, also known as a black hole to non-Bobbys. Bugs that get sucked up by these holes end up somewhere on a non-Bobby;s head, and is known as the Great Spider of Bobalandi because the bugs that get sucked through and make the fearless fear this spider, because it represents Bobalandi's retribution on non-believers of Bobism. Though the Bobalandian Ultra Spider gives more honor than the Great Spider of Bobalandi, this spider , when crushed and preserved as a trophy, is more valuable than any other spider in the world. Please note that touching the spider will inject venom into your bloodstream, but if it attacks and bites you, you will not be harmed except for being bit by a large spider, which can be quite dangerous. |
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Drawing of Spider Bobalandi |
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Spider Bobalandi: 3500 Spider Honor. This is a spider, a decendent of the legandary Achtung Gunthca, who Bobalandi turned into a spider inhis long career of defeating wrongdoers and non-Bobbys. Although Bobalandi turned many enemies into spiders, Achtung Gunthca was spared from being turned into a helpless but large spider and was given the ability to creep around. |
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No other spider is a match to it when fighting with it for food, except for the Bobalandian Ultra Spider and The Great Spider of Bobalandi. All of the spiders crushed by the founder of Clan Catopabob were Spider Bobalandis, because it was prophicied that whoever killed only Spider Bobalandis would be destined to become Mosh Wespwepted Bwobawandi. |
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