Johnny Canuck vs Black Shadow
TH: Well what a great card!! Plus we will also see NEVER see before fottage
of Jamie Malcolm's Press Conference where he signed his IWF contract! You
won't belive what happend!! Right now lets get down to John Robertson and
Jack Anderson for are first match of the Free For All!
(Broadcast Both)
John Robertson: Welcome to the Halifax Metro Center!! We have OVER 10,000
fans here is a hurricane!!
Jack Anderson: Well lets hope the celling don't blow off tonight!
JR: Our first US Title Round 1 match on the Free For All is ready to begin!
Lets go down to the ring!
RA: Coming down to the ring...(The Hitmans music plays, fans boo) from Parts
Unknown, weighing 290 lbs...THE HITMAN!!!!...and his opponent.... (Sunday
Bloody Sunday by U2 plays) from Belfast, North Ireland...weighing
279lbs...JOHNNY RAGE!!!!
John Rage starts pumbeling The Hitman in the corner. Now he hits
The Hitman with a huge right hand.. Now The Hitman punches
Johnny Rage in the balls.. Johnny Rage gets a huge right
to his face.. The Hitman now with a drop kick... The Hitman
with a clothesline.. The Hitman grabs Johnny Rage by
the hair.. Sends him back down to the mat with a leg lariat
and Johnny Rage falls out the ring. The Hitman now bounces
off the ropes and does a springboard splash. Johnny Rage
is in serouis pain. Now Johnny Rage with a arm drag take
down. Now Johnny Rage struggling to his feet. The Hitman
catches him and does a bally to belly supflex. The Hitman
now climbs on the apron and nails Johnny rage with a elbow drop.
Johnny Rage now get his face smash into the guardrail.
The crowd starts to chant go HHHIIITTTMMAAANNN!!!
A fan throws some coffee in The Hitman eyes. Johnny Rage
grabs a chair and hits The Hitman in the back with it
and laughs.. He now throws The Hitman in the ring.
Johnny Rage now going to the top rope. He jumps and a big
knee drop on The Hitman. 1!!!!!!2!!!!!! and
Jonny Rage pulls him up.. Now The Hitman with a knee lift.
Hitman with a irish whip and a big back body drop.
Now The Hitman slides under the ring.. He rams Johnny Rage
leg into the pole. Now he hits it with a chair.
He jumps in the ring. Now The Hitman with a Russian Leg Sweep.
Hitman now goes to the top rope. The Hitman jumps, but is
caught and slammed from the top rope.. He now sets him up
for a pile driver, but The Hitman reverses it, but Johnny
Rage reveres it again and down goes The Hitman.
1!!!!!!2!!!!!!!!!!!!3!!!!!!!!
RA: HERE IS YOUR WINNER....JOHNNY RAGE!!!!!!!
JR: Johnny Rage with the win!!!
JA: Well what has the Hitman done lately??
JR: The Hitman goes on to the next round and lets go back to Todd Hendrix at
the IWF Control Center!!
(Back at the control center)
Todd Hendrix: Welcom back everyone!! Lets take a look at some footage that
leads up up to the Pyro and Jeff Death vs The Perfect and Steve West match!!
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(Monday Mayhem, two weeks ago)
Before KDP goes down Pyro shoves him into the corner. Pyro
charges into the corner and nails KDP with a clothesline. KDP
staggers out of the corner and Pyro climbs to the top rope. Pyro
launches off the top rope with a flying clothesline. Pyro goes for
the cover, but the ref doesn't count because he is too busy arguing
with Steve West who has come down to ringside and jumped up on the
apron. The Prefect jumps into the ring and nails Pyro from behind with
a pair of brass knuckles. Pyro is out cold lying in the middle of the ring.
Steve West jumps down off the apron and he and Prefect leave the ringside
area. KDP gets to his feet and hits Pyro with a big splash. The ref
counts, 1..2..3.
RA: The winner of this bout, KING DEATH PAYNE!!
JR: I DON'T BELIVE IT!!1
JA: (Laughing)
JR: STEVE WEST AND THE PERFECT CAUSING PYRO THE MATCH WITH KING DEATH PAYNE!!
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(IWF Control Center)
TH: As you can see from that footage there is some bad blood between Pyro
and Pain Inc and Pyro and fellow Power Alliance member Jeff Death will face
Pain Inc's Steve West and The Perfect later tonight! Also lets take a look
at last Monday Mayhem when Black Ice was taking on The Down Under Demon when
Jamie Malcolm interfered.
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(Monday Mayhem last week)
Demon elbows Stanson in the head. Demon
tries again but Stanson ducks and turns Demon into the corner and
hits him with an elbow of his own. Stanson pulls Demon out of the
corner and sets him up for a vertical suplex. Demon blocks it and
tries to suplex Stanson who blocks it. The crowd begins to buzz as
Jamie Malcolm runs down to the ring. Demon and Stanson are unaware
as Malcolm climbs to the top rope. Malcolm nails demon and Stanson
with a flying dropkick sending both men down. The ref calls for the
bell as Malcolm puts the boots to Stanson and Demon. Malcolm sits on
Demon's chest and starts peppering him with right hands. Stanson
gets to his feet sees Malcolm and kicks him in the back. Stanson
grabs Malcolm by the throat and lifts him high in the air. Demon
recovers somewhat and Iron Mike throws him a chair. Demon nails
Stanson who drops Malcolm and then starts nailing Malcolm with the
chair. Stanson gets up and dropkicks Demon from behind. IWF
Officials run down to the ring to try and restore order. Malcolm
gets up and charges at Stanson. Demon gets in the ring and the three
way melee continues. IWF President Chris Jurkschat comes to ringside
and threatens all three with suspension if they don't leave the ring
area. One by one security escorts the three men out of the arena.
RA: The referee has ruled this bout a DOUBLE Disqualification.
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(Back at the IWF Control Center)
TH: That's going to be a great match between Black Ice, Down Under Demon and
Jamie Malcolm! Right now we have another first round match for the US title
to get to so back to John Robertson and Jack Anderson!
(Broadcast Both)
John Anderson vs The Franchise
RA: Introducing first (Love hurts by Nazareth plays) led down the
aisle by Casandra, from Atlanta, Georgia weighing 237 lbs, "LOVERBOY"
JOHN ANDERSON............and his opponent (Thunderkiss '65 by White
Zombie plays) from Ironton, Ohio, weighing in at 234 lbs, THE
FRANCHISE.
Franchise and Anderson lock up. Franchise gains the advantage with a
thumb to the eye. Franchise clotheslines Anderson. Franchise
picks up Anderson and bodyslams him. Franchise drops an elbow on
Anderson. Franchise puts the boots to him. Franchise lifts
Anderson and whips him into the ropes. Franchise nails Anderson with
a backdrop. Franchise covers, 1..2 kickout. Franchise lifts
Anderson and delivers a suplex. Franchise starts choking Anderson,
the ref counts 1..2..3..4..Franchise breaks and then starts again,
1..2..3..4..Franchise breaks again. Franchise climbs to the second
turnbuckle and drops an elbow on Anderson, 1..2..kickout. Franchise
goes to lift Anderson who catches franchise with a low blow.
Franchise goes down to one knee. Anderson gets to his feet and kicks
Franchise in the side of the head. Anderson climbs the ropes and
nails Franchise with an Axe handle. Anderson climbs the ropes again
and waits for Franchise to get to his feet. Anderson nails Franchise
with a high cross body. The ref counts, 1..2..kickout. Anderson
lifts franchise to his feet. Anderson runs into the ropes and
bounces off with a flying forearm. Anderson lifts Franchise to his
feet again and runs into the ropes. Anderson tries for another
flying forearm but this time Franchise ducks and Anderson lands on
the mat and rolls out of the ring. Franchise gets to his feet as
Anderson rolls back in the ring. Franchise stomps on Anderson's
head. Franchise lifts Anderson and shoves him into the corner.
Franchise hits Anderson with a series of European uppercuts and then
throws Anderson into the opposit corner. Franchise follows him in
with a clothesline. Franchise pulls Anderson out of the corner and
sets him up for the Franchise-plex. Anderson blocks it and delivers
a vertical suplex. Both men get to their feet at the same time and
Franchise charges Anderson. Anderson side steps Franchise and
catches him with his Side Suplex. The ref counts, 1..2..3.
RA: The winner of this bout "LOVERBOY" JOHN ANDERSON.
JR: What a win by John Anderson...we got to go back to the IWF Control
Center with Todd..
(Back at the IWF Control Center)
Todd Hendrix: Welcome back!! We are just a few seconds away from the PPV so
get ready everyone!!!
(Screen fades to black as the time tics down to the PPV)
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(IWF Battle of the Titans opening)
John Robertson: WELCOME EVERYONE TO A SOLD OUT METRO CENTER IN HALIFAX, NOVA
SCOTIA, CANADA!! We have a great card for you tonight as IWF World Champ
Pyro and Jeff Death will take on Steve West and The Perfect
Jack Anderson: I see Steve West and The Perfect taking Pyro and Jeff Death
to school!
JR: Also on the card AJ "Black Ice" Stanson, The Down Under Demon and Jamie
Malcolm will face off in a triangle match!
JA: Yeah and we will also have footage of Jamie Malcolms signing with the
IWF a few weeks ago!
JR: Plus we will see the return of Blade as he takes on Diamond Jim,
Stingray takes on "Death Dealer" Rick Taylor, Kevin Hall and Scott Nash take
on Hunter Hearst Hall and John Nash and the Black Shadow takes on Johnny
"The Canuck" Maple!!
JA: It's a great card but what makes it the best one yet is the fact that is
is hosted by ME AND joining us in the broadcast both later will be Iron Mike!!
JR: Well everything was a down side!
JA: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!
(A Jungle Tune plays)
JR: Well here we go for our first match!!!
RA: Coming down to the ring from Honolulu, Hawaii, weighing 212
lbs...STINGRAY!!!(Big POP by the fans) ....and his opponent....(One by
Mitallica plays) weighing 256lbs, from Vancouver, British Columbia.."DEATH
DEALER" RICK TAYLOR!!!!(Fans boo!)
They lock up, Taylor shoves Stingray down to the mat. They lock up
again and this time Taylor shoves Stingray into the corner. taylor
moves in and starts pounding on Stingray. Taylor pulls Stingray out
of the corner and delivers a vertical suplex. Taylor covers him,
1..2 kickout. Taylor lifts stingray and tosses him over the top rope
and to the floor. Taylor goes outside of the ring and starts putting
the boots to Stingray. Taylor lifts Stingray to his feet and whips
him towards the guardrail. Stingray reverses and Taylor hits the
guardrail, and then is nailed with a splash by Stingray. Stingray
climbs back in the ring as Taylor walks around thge ring trying to
shake off the cobwebs. Stingray climbs the ropes and launches
himself out of the ring at Taylor with a flying cross body. Stingray
lifts up Taylor and tosses him back into the ring. Stingray climbs
up onto the apron and waits for Taylor to get to his feet. Stingray
springboards off the ropes with a clothesline. Stingray covers him,
1..2..kickout. Stingray climbs the ropes again and goes for a
splash. Taylor rolls out of the way and Stingray lands hard on the
mat. Taylor crawls over to Stingray and covers him, 1..2..kickout.
Taylor gets to his knees and starts punching Stingray in the head.
Taylor climbs the top rope and delivers an elbow drop. Stingray
rolls out of the way and Taylor hits the mat. Stingray climbs to the
top rope and waits for Taylor to stand. Just as Taylor gets to his
feet Stingray nails him with the Stingray attack. The referee
counts, 1..2..3.
RA: The winner of this bout STINGRAY.
JR: What a win for Stingray in our opening bout here at IWF Battle of the
Tians PPV LIVE in Halifax Nova Scotia Canada!!!
JA: I don't belive it! Stingray?? Rick Taylor relly needs to get some help
cause he lost to that loser!!
JR: Well Stingray is highly ranked...Right now lets go to the back where
Jamie Malcolm is waiting with some comments for Black Ice and The Down Under
demon!
(In the locker room)
JAMIE MALCOLM: Okay, DUMB UGLY DRUNK.. your time is at hand. I beat you once
all by myself and NOW I have the chance to beat you again. I thought you
would have learned the first time. It don't matter, when it's all said and
done alchy, the only song you will be singing is NOBODY KNOWS THE TROUBLE I
SEE..
AJ, you volleyball playing wuss. What can I say, this is the first time and
the last we will meet in the ring, because I am sending you back to where
you belong.. the hospital!!
(Broadcast both)
JA: Jamie Malcolm is ready and he wants to win this match so he can get the
title shot at Pyro at the next PPV!
JR: I would say that Black Ice and the Down Under Demon are all ready as well
JA: You tell me this, what would happen if Stanson wins and faces Pyro at
the next PPV...And how do we know Pyro will still have the belt??
JR: Well we don't because ANYTHING can happen here in the IWF! Just as a
example lets go back to last Friday night at MSG in New York City, New York
when Black Ice was taking on Diamond Jim
(Shows clips of the end of the match when Iron Mike was holding on to Black
Ice and Diamond Jim went to nail him but Stanson got out of the way and Iron
Mike got knocked down. Then Diamond Jim went to help him but Black Ice
rolled him up for the pin.)
JR: After the match Diamond Jim was not happy with Iron Mike...
JA: WHY?? Iron Mike should be the one mad at Diamond Jim for losing to Black
Ice!
JR: Yes but Iron Mike should not have been holding on to Black Ice in the
first place! But they have pacthed things up and Iron Mike will be in the
corner of Diamond Jim for his match vs Blade later tonight!
JA: And I know Diamond Jim will come out on top this time!
JR: Right now lets go to out next match!
RA: (The Black Shadows music plays) Coming down to the ring weighing
315lbs.....THE BLACK SHADOW!!!!(Some fans cheer and others boo) and his
opponent.. (Summer of 69 by Bryan Adams plays)....from Toronto, Ontario,
CANADA, weighing 237 and a half pounds... JOHNNY "THE CANUCK" MAPLE!!!!(some
fans cheer others boo)
(Johnny Maple come into the ring and grabs the mic)
Johnny Maple: THAT'S 108 kgs YOU LOSER!! HERE IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF
CANADA WE USE KGS, NOT POUNDS!! GET THAT INTO YOUR HEAD!! (At this point the
fans start booing loadly and throwing stuff into the ring when The Black
Shadow attacks him from behind)
Black Shadow sends Johnny "The Canuck" Maple into the ropes and goes for a
clothesline. Maple ducks and The Black Shadow kicks him in the gut and
powerbombs him. The ref counts, 1...
2...
3!!!!
RA: (Fans cheer loadly) HERE IS YOUR WINNER.....THE BLACK SHADOW!!!!
JR: The Black Shadow with a win in record time over Johnny "The Canuck" Maple!!
JA: I DON'T BELIVE IT!! He did that in only 30 seconds!!
JR: The Black Shadow is here to destroy Pain Inc!! King Death Payne is in
the back and had a few words to say so lets go back to him!
(In the back)
King Death Payne: Ya know something...I'm a top contender for the IWF
world title now. But why don't I feel glad? IT'S BECAUSE I CHALLANGED YOU
MR. MANSON BENIDICT!!!! Do you accept??? Because after I get through YOU
then maybe Mr. President will see how worthy I am and how grateful he'll be
to have me here!!! I was the best in the now-korean based UWW e-fed. I won't
bore you with my accompishments. I intend to achive the same level of
greatness here in IWF!!!
So after I get through YOU Mr. Benidict, I'll get that Pyro Punk and apply
the Death Bomb on him and take his crummy title and put it around MY waist!
My former friend itle now. But why don't I feel glad? IT'S BECAUSE I CHALLANGED YOU
MR. MANSON BENIDICT!!!! Do you accept??? Because after I get through YOU
then maybe Mr. President will see how worthy I am and how grateful he'll be
to have me here!!! I was the best in the now-korean based UWW e-fed. I won't
bore you with my accompishments. I intend to achive the same level of
greatness here in IWF!!!
So after I get through YOU Mr. Benidict, I'll get that Pyro Punk and apply
the Death Bomb on him and take his crummy title and put it around MY waist!
My former friend The Bubbster couldn't handle my newfound glory, so he left!!!
Iron Mike promised me a title shot and I trust him to deliver! See ya later
Peons!
(Broadcast both)
JR: King Death Payne wants a shot at Manston Benidict but beating him is
tougher than he thinks! (Kevin Hall and Scott Nash's music plays) It's time
for out next match!
RA: Coming down to the ring at a combined weight of 595lbs...the team of
SCOTT NASH AND KEVIN HALL!!!!(Fans POP!!)...and there opponents....(Owen
Hart's music plays) at a combined weight of 605 lbs....HUNTER HEARST HALL
AND "BIG DADDY" JOHN NASH!!!!!
Hunter and Scott starts it off. Hunter with a rake in the eyes.
Now Hunter with a swinging neck breaker.. He now
gets grabs by the throat as Scott Nash sits up.
Scott Nash gets to his feet and does a chokeslam.
Now he tags Kevin Hall. Now they do a double backbreaker.
Kevin Hall getting now drops a leg across Hunter face and
another leg.. Kevin Hall and John Nash are really doing a job.
Now Hunter Hearst Hall with a supflex out of nowwhere.
He is trying to tag John Nash... He tags
John Nash and John Nash with a drop kick and he drop kicks
Scott Nash. Now John Nash is starting to take over. Now John
Nash with a elbow smash. Now Kevin Hall
with a DDT out of nowwhere.. He now hits him with a powerbomb
John Nash and Kevin Hall fight back and forth. John Nash goes for
a clothesline but Kevin Hall ducks and powerbombs him and goes for
the pin, 1...2...3!!!!
RA: HERE OUR YOUR WINNERS...KEVIN HALL AND SCOTT NASH!!!!!!!
JR: Kevin Hall and Scott Nash with a impressive vistory over Hunter Hearst
Hall and "Big Daddy" John Nash!! They may win the tag belts when the
tournament begins in a few weeks!
JA: I think you will see SuperDragon and Pheonix win it!
JR: We will find out!
(Promo for the next IWF PPV, Wrestle War LIVE from LA Sunday, October 13!)
JR: Yes the next IWF PPV, Wrestle War will be in about one months time and
we will have more information on it as time goes by! But right now Black Ice
Stanson is coming out for a interview!
*Stanson's music starts *Ah What a Rush*
Todd Hendrix: Well Stanson the time has finally arrived....what do you
intend to do tonight?
STANSON: It ain't to complicated...I come in this match knowing I've got to
come out on top....and that is clearly what I am gonna do!
Todd Hendrix: You have been through many feuds with Down Under Demon and
Jamie Malcolm; do you really think it will all come to an end here tonight
at the Battle of the Titans?
STANSON: The truth???? No I don't! In my opinion, our feud will never
end! Lamey and Casper are just like bad habits that won't leave you alone!
Tonight I will once again prove why I am the best, and they will once again
fall to the wrath of Black Ice Stanson!
Todd Hendrix: What about the rumors that DUD has a couple surprises up his
sleeves for tonight?
STANSON: Really?? Good for him! *lol* I've known DUD for a long time and
he never backs up his mouth! To tell you the truth, I hope he does tonight!
Cuz this is gonna be fun! POWER ALLIANCE will be watching closely
backsatge, and you can bet that his little surprises won't stop Stanson from
finishing the job on bith of 'em; Casper and Lamey!
Todd Hendrix: You say PA will be watching...any schemes in this???
STANSON: AJ....cheat??? *grin* NOooooooooo!! But if one of these morons
dare bring someone or something to interfere in our match, you can bet, my
men Pyro, Death, Malcolm....won't hesitate to do what they gotta do!
Todd Hendrix: Finally, will Nevada be joining you to ringside tonight AJ?
STANSON: But of course! My jewel, accompanies me to every match I have!
She is beautiful, she is wild, and she is devious.....any wreslter would
love to have her in his corner!
Todd Hendrix: Thanks AJ, and good luck tonight....you've got a hell of a
fight in front of you, I hope you can pull it off...*Stanson grabs the mike*
STANSON:.....I know I will pull it off! And You know why Lamey....DUD????
CUZ I'm simply THE BEST!!!
*Music starts..."AH WHAT A RUSH" plays!*
JR: Black Ice is ready for both the Down Under Demon and Jamie Malcolm!
JA: Well he better because they are both ready for him and they are not
going to fool around!
JR: It's time for out next match!!!
RA: Introducing first, (Grind by Alice in chains plays) led to the ring
by Iron Mike, from Audubon, Pennsylvania, he weighs 346 lbs,
DIAMOND JIM...........and his opponent (Ain't my bitch plays) from
Orlando, Florida weighing 247 lbs, BLADE.
Both men approach the center of the ring. Jim tries to grab Blade
who ducks under Jim and hits him with a dropkick to the back. Jim
stumbles into the ropes and Blade charges at him. Blade nails Jim
with a high cross body that sends both men over the top rope and top
the floor. Blade enters the ring first and waits for Jim. Jim gets
back in the ring and blade bounces off the ropes and tries another
high cross body. This time Jim catches him and plants him into the
mat with a powerslam. Jim grabs Blade's legs and puts him into a
Boston Crab. Blade in obvious pain refuses to submit. Inch by inch
Blade moves towards the ropes and finally reaches them and breaks the
hold. Jim releases the hold and them stomps on the small of Blade's
back. Jim drops an elbow in the same spot, rolls Blade onto his back
and covers him, 1..2 kickout. Jim lifts Blade up and whips him into
the ropes. Jim nails Blade with a spinebuster. Jim covers,
1..2..kickout. Jim looks frustrated as he lifts Blade up and sits
him on the top rope. Jim executes a superplex and again covers
Blade, 1..2..kickout. Jim looks very frustrated now, he lifts Blade
and throws him into the ropes. Blade bounces off the ropes and nails
Jim with a dropkick. Jim stumbles back into the corner and squashes
the referee. Blade charges in but is met with a boot to the face.
Jim lifts Blade to his feet as Iron Mike gets up on the apron with a
chair. Iron Mike swings the chair at Blade. Blade ducks out of the
way and the chair smashes over Jim's head knocking him out cold.
Blade nails Iron Mike with an elbow and knocks him off the apron.
Blade covers Jim, 1..2..3.
RA: The winner of this bout, BLADE!!!
JR: BLADE WINDS THE MATCH!!!
JA: NO!!!
(Iron Mike grabs the mic)
Iron Mike: I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU...DIAMOND JIM....YOU LOSER....YOU ARE FIRED!!
Diamond Jim: You can't fire me!! I quit!!(Big POP by fans)
JR: OH MY GOD!!
JA: Wait here come Johnny Maple!!
JR: Maple nails Diamond Jim on the back with a chair!!
JA: Looks like Diamond Jim is getting what he deserves!
JR: Iron Mike and Diamond Jim stoping away at Diamond Jim
JA: Look at the loser in the ring!!
JR: Iron Mike leaves the ring with one less wrestler in his stable!
JA: Who cares about the jobber??
JR: You can bet Diamond Jim will get revenge for this!!!! Right now before
our next match lets take a look at the press confrence where Jamie Malcolm
signed his IWF contract!
(At the IWF Press Conference, After Malcolm signs contract with the IWF)
Jamie Malcolm: I want to thank everyone for being here. I'm normally not
this choked up, but the events that have taken place in the past eight weeks
have changed the future of my life to the point where I didn't know whether
I was going to live or not - to standing here signing a contract for the
Internet Wrestling Federation. It's a dream come true. It's an opportunity
that very few
athletes get, and I'd like to thank Silverstein and Jurkschat and the rest of
my now extended family. Thank you very much.
(Todd Hendrix goes to interview Jamie)
(Clapping)
Jamie Malcolm: SHUT THE HELL UP! Yeah, I'm talking to you bozo!
Todd Hendrix: I'll be more than glad to walk around...
Jamie Malcolm: Just get over here! Do what I say, you're the prop here! I'm
the star! The latest IWF superstar... it's all official... the formalities
are out of the way. So why don't we just cut to the chase Mr. President
Jurkschat, what did they make you the president of, the good ol' boys
network as well?
Jurkschat: I think this contract signing is officially over.
Jamie Malcolm: I think you need to back up!
Jurkschat: What?
Jamie Malcolm: What are you a big bully too? You gonna beat me up? A helpless
invalid?
Jurkschat: You are a IWF wrestler. You are not helpless!
Jamie Malcolm: Go ahead! Why don't you sit down, I think this press
conference is now JAMIE MALCOLM'S PRESS CONFERENCE AND WE'RE REALLY GONNA
FIND OUT WHAT
ALL YOU YES MEN... WHAT ALL YOU OBSEQUIOUS LAPDOGS THAT ARE TELLING JURKSCHAT
AND SILVERSTEIN WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR WHEN THEY WANT TO HEAR IT! Well,
ladies and gentlemen, the loose cannon is here... at your disposal. So go
ahead, you want the truth? Ask away!
Reporter: Jamie, why the sudden change of character? I don't understand.
What's going
on?
Jamie Malcolm: You don't get it, you're just a dumb reporter. All you do is
just distort the facts, ruin people's lives each and every day on the front
page and you don't get it do you? I don't get you, what's your motivation?"
Todd: Let me ask you this, obviously you have a hidden agenda here...
Jamie Malcolm: I DON'T HAVE AN AGENDA!
Todd: So why don't you just cut to the chase and tell us your hidden agenda?
Jamie Malcolm: I am here to kick ass! That's what Jamie Malcolm does each
and every day of the week. I don't have a hidden agenda like yourself! I
don't have to make somebody in the north tower of some fancy suite happy! I
do what's
best for my success! That's what's made me the greatest athlete that's
ever graced the face of this sport. My record speaks for itself. Another
question!
Reporter: Mr. Malcolm, do you think your track record internationally would make
you a liability to the Internet Wrestling Federation?
Jamie Malcolm: LIABILITY?? MY TRACK RECORD AND MY MARQUE NAME VALUE IS GONNA
BRING YOU, MR. SUIT... RATINGS!! IT'S GOING TO LINE YOUR POCKETS WITH GOLD
... because I'm a star. And people want to be as close to me as possible.
Reporter: Mr. Malcolm...
Jamie Malcolm: It figures we had to hear from a feminist sooner or later...
don't get hysterical on me!
Reporter: As a "dumb reporter" sir, using your words, if we were to write a
headline tomorrow, how would you like to see that headline written?
Jamie Malcolm: 'Jamie Malcolm, The Greatest!' That pretty much sums it up.
Reporter: In your book sir...
Jamie Malcolm: You can go across the board ma'am, there's no weaknesses here.
Reporter: I'm not so sure of that.
Jamie Malcolm: Well why don't you address them now if you are not so sure?
Or are you going to have to go back to your little library and get on your
laptop
and find some little glitch along the lines? Speak up NOW!
Reporter: I think you have given me plenty sir. Thank you.
Reporter: How do you see yourself presented on merchandise?
Jamie Malcolm: Any way I want to. Any piece of memorabilia, merchandise...
whether it's a towel or a coat rack with my name, my legacy, my heritage is
gonna sell. And that's why I am here, let's face it. This relationship was
forged on greed. I went to the highest bidder. I WAS THE HOTTEST FREE AGENT
ON THE MARKET IN THE HISTORY OF THIS SPORT! Believe me I took advantage of that
leverage. I'm here to aggrandize my wealth, the IWF obviously has me to
shoot their ratings through the roof.
Todd: What might be your goals here in the IWF?
Jamie Malcolm: What might be my goals? I go right to the top wherever I go. That
obviously means I'm going to be wearing the World Wrestling Federation
Championship around my waist unless the political hierarchy decides to
subjugate me to their censorship which...
Jurkschat: Well, you made alot of friends here today didn't you?
Jamie Malcolm: Well I don't need any friends.
Jurkschat: Oh, I think you will.
Jamie Malcolm: I certainly don't need any friends like you.
Jurkschat: I think you are mistaken, rudely mistaken.
Jamie Malcolm: All I need is myself.
Reporter: What about a manager Mr. Malcolm? Do you need a manager? Do you have
a manager?
Jamie Malcolm: What, are you lookin' for work?
Reporter: I am just wondering how somebody controls you.
Jamie Malcolm: Nobody controls me. That's the legacy of Jamie Malcolm. I DO
WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT WHEN I WANT TO! I've had enough of this garbage.
You can all go back to your 9 to 5 working class hero molds. I'm gonna get
the #@!& out of here! GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE! "
(Back at the broadcast both)
JR: As you can see Jamie Malcolm is RELLY a loose cannon!
RA: The following contest is the special triangle match for a shot
at the IWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.
Introducing first (Sadness by Enigma plays) led to the ring by his
manager Artemis, from Edmonton, Alberta he weighs 234 lbs, "BLACK
ADDER" JAMIE MALCOLM..........his opponent (Long way to the top by
AC/DC plays) led down the aisle by Iron Mike, from Sydney, Australia
weighing 320 lbs, the DOWN UNDER DEMON..........and their opponent
(Black Ice's theme plays) accompanied to the ring by his manager Nevada,
from Fairbanks, Alaska, weighing 262 lbs, AJ "BLACK ICE" STANSON.
There is a coin toss to see who starts the match and it is Stanson
and Demon. Malcolm exits the ring as the bell sounds. Stanson
lunges at Malcolm who jumps off the apron. While Stanson and Malcolm
are jawing, Demon takes the oppurtunity to attack Stanson in the
corner with a splash. Demon pounds on Stanson in the corner.
Stanson goes down to one knee and demon puts the boots to him. Demon
pulls Stanson out of the corner and kneelifts him. Demon bounces off
the ropes and drops an elbow on Stanson. Demon goes for a pin,
1..2.kickout. Demon lifts Stanson over his shoulder and drops him
throat first over the top rope. Demon then drops a leg on Stanson
and goes for the pin, 1..2..kickout. Demon bounces off the ropes and
drops a knee. Malcolm slapped Demon's back as he hit the ropes and
the ref calls for a change. Demon is unaware of the referee's
decision and is covering Stanson. Malcolm climbs the top rope and
hits Demon with an elbow and then throws him out of the ring.
Malcolm turns to Stanson and stomps him on the jaw. Malcolm lifts
Stanson and whips him into the ropes. Malcolm nails Stanson with a
dropkick. Meanwhile Demon has made his way back to the apron.
Malcolm lifts Stanson and delivers a side suplex. Malcolm goes over
to the corner where Demon is standing and tags him in with a slap to
the face. Demon charges into the ring after Malcolm who escapes out
the other side. Demon turns back to Stanson who is on one knee.
Stanson nails Demon in the stomach with a punch, and thenhen re-enters. Stanson drops an elbow on Demon and covers him,
1..2..kickout. Stanson lifts Demon who punches Stanson in the
stomach. Demon gets to his feet and kicks Stanson in the back of the
knee. Stanson hobbles to Malcolm's corner to make a tag but malcolm
jumps off the apron. Demon kicks Stanson in the back of the knee
again and Stanson goes down. Demon goes over to the corner and
shoves Malcolm. The ref orders Malcolm to enter the ring. Demon tells
Malcolm to work on the knee. Malcolm glares at Demon as he enters
the ring. Malcolm stomps on Stanson's knee. Malcolm grabs Stanson's
leg and lays it on the mat, and then Malcolm drives his knee into the
side of Stanson's knee. Stanson is in obvious pain as Malcolm again
begins stomping on the injured knee. Malcolm kicks Stanson out of
the ring. Iron Mike jumps up on the apron on the other side of the
ring and starts arguing with the referee. Demon grabs a chair and
drives it into Stanson's knee. Demon repeats this four more times
and then rolls Stanson in the ring. The ref sees Stanson and keeps
Malcolm away from him. The referee calls for a doctor and talks to
the ring announcer.
RA: The referee has determined that Black Ice Stanson is unable to
continue, therefore Black Ice Stanson has been ELIMINATED.
Attendants bring out a stretcher and take Stanson away. Malcolm
stands on the second turnbuckle and waves goodbye to Stanson.
Malcolm continues to shout at the crowd but forgets about the Demon.
Demon nails Malcolm with a forearm from behind and climbs up on the
ropes behind Malcolm. Demon nails Malcolm with the Down Under Drop.
Demon goes for the pin grabbing Malcolm's tights, 1..2..3.
RA: The winner of this contest (Long way to the top by AC/DC plays)
The DOWN UNDER DEMON.
JR: The Down Under Demon gets the title shot against the IWF World Champion
who ever that will be at the NEXT PPV, Wrestle War!!
JA: Can you World Champion Down Under Demon??
JR: No, not at the moment atleast...Pyro is in the back with Todd Hendrix!!
(Locker Room)
Todd Hendrix: Pyro, are you and Jeff Death ready for Steve West and The
Perfect in just a few short minutes?
Pyro: (Shoves Todd Hendrix out of the way) WEST, PERFECT...ME AND JEFF DEATH
ARE GOING TO GO THROUGH YOU IN A MATTER OF SECONDS!! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU
GUYS SAY I aM NOT GOING TO JOIN PLAY INC AND I NEVER WILL. And at the next
IWF PPV I will go through you Down Under Demon and you will NEVER show your
face in the IWF again! I outta here losers!
(Broadcast both)
RA: (25 or 6 to 4 by Chicago plays)Coming down to the ring with there
manager Iron Mike...North American Champ Steve West and The Perfect!!!...and
there challengers....(Pyro's theme music plays) IWF World Champion Pyro and
Jeff Death!!!
All four men are in the ring in the begining. Pyro sends The Perfect over
the top ropes. Jeff Death goes up to the top ropes and lands on The Perfect
with a flying body press. Pyro sends Steve West into the ropes and
clotheslines him down. Pyro picks him up and powerbombs him. Pyro goes for
the cover 1...
2...
THE PERFECT NAILS HIM FROM BEHIND!! The ref sends Jeff Death and The Perfect
into there corners. Pyro sends Steve West into the ropes again, Pyro goes
for a big back body frop but Steve West DDTs him!! Steve West gets up and
tags out to The Perfect. The Perfect comes in and drops and elbow on Pyro.
The Perfect whips Pyro into the ropes but Pyro tags out to Jeff Death. Jeff
Death into the ring hitting The Perfect with a few punchs to the face
knocking The Perfect down to the ground. Jeff Death goes up to the top rope
and nails The Perfect with a flying drop kick!! Jeff Death hits The Perfect
with a snap suplex and goes for the pin,1...
2...
THE PERFECT KICKS OUT!! Jeff Death and The Perfect both get up to there
feet. The Perfect traps Jeff Death into Pain Inc's corner and both Steve
West and The Perfect go to work on Jeff Death. Steve West is choking Jeff
Death with the tag rope and then gets taged in by The Perfect. Steve West
and Jeff Death now in the ring. Steve West whips Jeff Death hard into the
corner. Steve West goes up to the top rope and drops an elbow down onto Jeff
Death. Steve West goes for the pin,1...
2....
Jeff Death kicks out at the last second. Steve West with a atomic drop on
Jeff Death and then drops a knee on him. Steve West thinking that Jeff Death
could not get up goes for the pin again.1...
2...
JEFF DEATH KICKS OUT!!! Steve West sets up Jeff Death on the top
rope....SUPERPLEX!!! Steve West tags out to The Perfect. The Perfect come in
and excutes a back breaker on Jeff Death. The Perfect goes for the pin.1...
2...
Kick out by Jeff Death! The Perfect up to the top rope and goes for a elbow
drop from the top....JEFF DEATH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! Jeff Death slowly
goes over to the corner....The Perfect comes after him....JEFF DEATH MAKES
THE TAG TO PYRO!! Pyro come in clothesline on The Perfect. Pyro picks up The
Perfect and nails him with a side suplex. Pyro waits as The Perfect gets up.
Pyro runs into the ropes and clothesline The Perfect over the top rope!!
Steve West climbs up to the top rope, he goes for a double axe handle but
Pyro nails him with a punch in the gut. Pyro sets Steve West up for The
Explosion Powerbomb and nails him with it!! Pyro goes for the pin but he is
covering the wrong man. The Perfect comes back in the ring and nails him
from behind. The Perfect bodyslams Pyro down to the mat and goes for the
pin,1...
2...
PYRO KICKS OUT. Steve West and The Perfect start double teaming Pyro but
Jeff Death come into the ring and breaks it up. Jeff Death sends The Perfect
into the ropes and moves out of the way letting Pyro nail him with a kick in
the stomach. Pyro powerbombs The Perfect and goes for the pin,1...
2...
DOWN UNDER DEMON ENTERS THE RING AND STOPS THE COUNT!!! Down Under Demon
attacks Pyro and it's Steve West, The Perfect and Down Under Demon vs Pyro
and Jeff Death. But The Black Shadow runs to the ring and joins Pyro and
Jeff Death and Pain Inc goes back to the locker room.
RA: Here our your winners as a result of a DQ....PYRO AND JEFF DEATH!!!
JR: I DON'T BELIVE IT!!!
JA: Pain Inc had Pyro and Jeff Death if only they had got rid of that Black
Shadow!!
JR: WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME....TOMARROW ON MONDAY MAYHEM WE WILL HAVE A
UPDATE ON BLACK ICE PLUS WE WILL SEE THE NEWEST IWF SUPERSTAR...(The screen
fades to black before John Robertson could say who it was.)