+ SUBMITTED QUOTES +
From my very good friend, Lucy aka Darth Emma..
Sam: "shut it off!" "shut it off!"
Jack: "do it."
later....
jack: "Marty, a word,""....
"Oh for cryin' out loud." Both Jacks in Tin Man
"Aliens are always pokin' holes in me." to Sam in Spirits from Jack
~ SLR
~ From Sara
Sg-1 has gated to PJ2-455 where they have encountered a docile race of aliens who have now fallen ill, Daniel and Jack are alone in the alien village, Daniel is outside trying to set up a digital camera, when he hears Jack making snide comments to the aliens as they exit one of the many surrounding dwellings...
Jack is having a tough time trying to keep the well aliens quarantined from the sick ones, he walks outside to where Daniel is, "Why aren't you helping me?" He asked in a grouchy tone
"Oh, it's no use," Daniel comments, as he looks around at the aliens who have just come outside. "They don't understand. They want to be with each other."
"Well, we're not gonna stand around doing nothing," Jack replies, impatiently...
"We're not doing nothing," Daniel tells him, getting the camera ready to set up...
"You're videotaping a PLANT!" Jack replies frustrated with Daniel's apparent lack of concern...
Not reacting to Jack, Daniel calmly responds, " Well, I think this might be important."
" Well, I think you might be losing what's left of your mind!" Jack tells him as Daniel leaned down to position the camera in front of a plant he saw rise earlier...
"What's that supposed to mean?" Daniel askes, his feelings obviously wounded...
"It means that on a good day, you can be a little ... flaky!" Jack retorts.
"And on a good day you can be a little ignorant and condescending!" Daniel fires back
"Not condescending... you're obviously misreading a basic philosophical difference of opinion on how to handle a crisis!" Jack explains...
"OH, PLEEEZE!!! We have a difference of opinion on just about everything!" Daniel replies...
"Give me an example!" Jack eggs him on.
"I don't know, pick something! How 'bout - How 'bout mythology?" obviously a sore subject....
"Rumors, lies, fairy tales..." Jack dismisses.
"SEE! SEE! SEE, SEE, SEE, SEE? Mythology is one of the primary motivations for cultural development!" Daniel yells jumping up and down in a fit of fury...
"MAYBE IT IS! BUT WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH FILMING A PLANT?!" Jack yells back at him...
"EXACTLY!!!" Daniel shouts triumphantly.
"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" Jack shouts back.
"I DON'T KNOW!!" Daniel finishes shouting, then begins to reflect on the conversation. They pause, staring at each other.
Hesitating, Jack looks at a nearby alien then back at Daniel, "OK... what was that?"
With a confused look, Daniel answers, "I don't know.. I don't feel so good. Maybe we're getting whatever they have..." Just then the alien who witnessed this entire exchange drops down ill...
Favorite quotes and quips from Stargate SG-1
OTHER SG-1 QUOTES AND QUIPS:
" Your mate Amounet is dead... Sorry to ruin you day... No, actually, I'm wrong about that... I'm not sorry..." - Daniel to Apophis
(The Devil You Know)
" The very young often do not do as they are told..." - The Nox
" Why are you so quick to jump to the conclusion that I'm crazy? That I'm dangerous and out of control? It's because I'm kinda acting that way, aren't I? " - Daniel
(Legacy)
" This tastes like chicken..." - Daniel
" So what's wrong with it?" - Sam
" It's macaroni and cheese..." - Daniel
" Ah fruit... Nothing like coming back from the dead to work up an appetite..." Jack
(The Nox)
" He said 'Hell' right?" - Daniel
" Well I'm gonna end up there eventully, might as well check out the neighborhood huh?"- Jack
(Jolinar's Memories)
" We have escaped..." - Teal'c
" Ice tea, air conditioning... water..." - Jack gesturing to himself
( The Devil You Know)
" How's a needle in my butt going to get the water out of my ears?" - Jack
(Foothold)
" Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week, why couldn't you take just one day off !?" - Sam
(Foothold)
Daniel was a scientist, he sneezed a lot, basically he was a geek, Sir..." - Jack
( Children Of The Gods)
" You think we call you alien because you're from Chulak? HA!" - Jack
(One False Step)
" Captain, where there's a will there's an or..." - Jack
(1969)
" I feel like the victim of the biggest practical joke... EVER." - Daniel
" And? So? But? Therefor? " - Jack
" I don't have a sister Jack, and if I did, I wouldn't let you near her..." - Daniel
" I thought the alien on the video looked fairly docile more curious than harmful..." - Daniel
" I thought he looked bald, white, and naked..." - Jack
(One False Step)
" Ya think?" - Jack's most sarcastic standard...
" De'ja'vu " - Daniel
" I am unfamiliar with that term." - Teal'C
" Uh, it means, I feel like I've been here before..." - Daniel
" Correct Daniel Jackson, yesterday, when we first arrived on this planet." - Teal'C
" Right... What was I thinking? " - Daniel
(One False Step)
" Major, if Daniel ever gets the urge to help someone again, shoot him..." - Jack
(Demons)
" Dead?" - Jack
" Pretending not to be dead, will only get you in more trouble..." - soldier
" More trouble than dead?" - Jack
(Rules Of Engagement)
" Repeat what I say, I'm standing right next to you..." - Daniel who is invisable to everyone but Nick...
" He is right next to me..." Nick
" He's lost a few pounds..." - Jack
" Jack don't be an ass..." - Daniel
" Jack dont be an ass..." - Nick
" Daniel?" - Jack
(Crystal Skull)
"This just became a piece of cake, a walk in the park, a day at the beach..." - Jack
" An accident waiting for a place to happen..." - Daniel
" Mister Negativity..." - Jack
( Pretense)
" Way smarter than we are..." - Daniel
" Ours is bigger..." - Jack
(Pretense)
" Still got that arrogance bug, I see..." - Jack
(Pretense)
" Sam, Teal'c, keep an eye on Zippy's kids..." - Jack
(Pretense)
" I thought the Nox were passivists..."- Sam
" I only hid the weapon I did not fire it..."- Lya
" Pretty fine line you didn't cross..." - Sam
" Yes, it is..." - Lya
( Pretense)
" You stole human knowledge when you took humans as hosts, just like you took knowledge from other spieces, the Stargate isn't your technology, you just - you took that, as far as we know nothing you have came from you...So clearly, the evidence is not that you are more intelligent, just more parasitic..." - Daniel to the Goa'uld Lord Zapacna, speaking of the Goa'uld species...
( Pretense)
" Napoleonic Power Monger..." - Jack muttering under his breath to Frasier
(Crystal Skull)
" In my culture I would be well within my rights to dismember you..." - Teal'C to Maybourne
(Touchstone)
" We came here in peace, we plan to leave in one.... piece..." - Jack
(Touchstone)
" Unless they redecorated the inside of the Gate Room, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore..." - Jack
(Solitude)
" One man's ceiling is another man's floor..." - Jack
" A fool's paradise is a wise man's Hell..." - Daniel
" Don't run with scissors?" - Jack
(Urgo)
" Avoire Mon General..." - Jack in his best French impression with a salute to General Hammond upon entering the Gate Room for departure.
" I am unfamiliar with that term O'Neill..." - Teal'C
" Avoire, it's French, it means adios, avedersien, syanara, which all very loosely translated means... (Steps through StarGate with the rest of SG-1 and suddenly reappears back in the Gate Room with Security's weapons aimed at them)... Goodbye?" - Jack
(Urgo)
" She's Hathor, the goddess of fertility, inebrity, and music " - Daniel
" Sex, drugs, and rock & roll? " - Jack
(Hathor)
" Then by all means... To Hell with us..." - Jack
(Jolinar's Memories)
" Why would he take refuge among the Tau'ri? He dispies you, more than that, you are of no use to him..." - Lantash speaking of Apophis
(Serpeant's Song)
" Colonel?" - Hammond
" I know Sir, it's all fun and games til somebody breaks a nail..." - Jack
(Urgo)
" Carter, how close was that?" - Jack
" Close Sir..." - Sam
" How big?" - Daniel
" Big..." - Sam
(A Hundred Days)
"So, Laira, when's the big show start?" - Jack
"Soon. Be patient." - Laira
"Oh, I'm patient. I'm nothing if not patient. When's it start?" - Jack
"Is he always like this?" - Laira
"Quite frequently." - Teal'C
" Thanks Teal'C..." - Jack
( A Hundred Days)
"O'Neill, I am dying." - Apophis
"My heart bleeds for you." - Jack
"You lie poorly. It is you who have done this...you rejoice," - Apophis
"Not really...what do you want?" - Jack
"To live" - Apophis
"Can't help you there, that's between you and your god... Oh! Wait a minute! You ARE your god! That's a problem!" - Jack
(Serpent's Song)