Multimedia

stargate.mid - a little Stargate theme that appears in season 2
centre_galaxy.mp3 - Aris Boch: contrary to popular huan belief, the earth is not the centre of the Galaxy.
closet.mp3 - O'Neill: Why didn't they come thru my closet, beside the fact that your's is cleaner?
headcase.mp3 -
Daniel: I'm sorry
O'Neill: For What?
Daniel: For being such a headcase
ghost.mp3
O'Neill: Hello
Daniel: Hello.
O'Neill: What happened?
Daniel: Do you believe in Ghosts?
O'Neill: Ah...no.

Device.mp3 -
O'Neill: Hey Daniel.
Daniel: You don't ah...you don't have to walk on eggshells anymore.  I'm better.
O'Neill: So I hear.  Ah, it's not that I doubt you, but, umm.. why do you think it happened all of a sudden?
Daniel: I don't completely understand it myself, but, I saw something come out of me and go into Teal'c.  Then I heard Machello's voice. 
O'Neill: Ah, Machello?
Daniel: Just, Just hear me out.  I guess it wasn't actually Machello, it probably was some sort of technological or organic recording and it said something about delivering Machello to the vile Gou'ald.  Which made me start thinking, maybe I had some sort of Goa'uld killing invention inside of me.  One of Machello's inventions.
O'Neill: And that's what made you...nuts?
Daniel: well since I don't have a Goa'uld, the side effect of this invention must make normal people act like their...scitzofrenic.  Look. Teal'c is sick right? 
O'Neill: Right.
Daniel: Well he DOES have a Goa'uld

Major_captain.mp3
Aris: Captain! You must have some medical training.
Carter: Actually, I'm a Major now.
Aris: Oh, how very important, I'll inform the galaxy.

nuts.mp3
O'Neill: I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that can be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS!!!
Fraiser: Likewise Colonel.

Old.mp3
O'Neill: That never gets old, I love that.

Backsides.wav
O'Neill: Watch our lovely backsides.

Bargein.wav
O'Neill: Permission to barge in Sir?

Canit.wav
O'Neill: Will you can it!

bargin.wav
O'Neill: Permission to barge in sir?


backsides.wav
O'Neill: Watch our lovely backsides

old.mp3
O'Neill: That never gets old, I love that.

keephim.wav
O'Neill: No, you can't keep him.

killme.wav
Baker: Kill me.
O'Neill: You sure? I've come all this way.

lousycook.wav
Carter: I'm a lousy cook and I couldn't spin, weave or dye if my life depended on it. You made yourself a bad deal.

observant.wav
Some Man: That one is a woman.
O'Neill: Observant bunch.

Wizard.wav
O'Neill: We're off to see the wizard.