~*~Misc. Episode Quotes~*~

"Just stay away from Zippy and his gaggle of Ghouls" ~Jack

"That's why we'd like to go back sir. Carter wants to get a closer look with her specialized do-hickeys."~Jack
"Do Hickeys?"~Hammond
"I believe that's the technical term sir."~Jack 

"The monk is just someone whose taken up curratorship."~Daniel
"Kind of a janitor?"~Jack
"More like a guide."~Daniel
"An Usher?"~ Jack
"It doesn't matter."~Daniel 

"We didn't come here to learn parlor tricks."~Jack
"Jack."~Daniel
"Is the boy here or not?"~Jack
"I think so."~Daniel
"Because every minute we stay here we're risking our necks."~Jack
"I know that"~Daniel
"So please understand I'm on the verge of ordering a complete search of this place with or without his co-operation."~Jack
"You can't do that"~Daniel
"You're confused Daniel, I can. So far I haven't."~Jack
"I'm gaining his trust."~Daniel
"And how long is something like that going to take?"~Jack
"Jack you don't understand"~Daniel
"I think I do."~Jack

"Holy Buckets!"~Jack

"Where's that Yellow Brick Road when you need it, hey Dorothy?"~Jack

"so well put up a sign at the end of the ramp, that says 'GATE TRAVEL CAN BE HAZORDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH'"~Jack

"Why do i feel like i'm in a women behind bars movie" ~ Sam 


"Permission to barge in, Sir?" ~Jack

"Ya think?" ~Jack

"General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this guy"~Jack

"Flowers." ~sneezes~ "Way to many flowers."~Daniel

"No, you can't keep 'em."~Jack

"Good morning campers"~Jack

"Does it say 'Colonel' ANYWHERE on my uniform?"~Jack

"I'm just going to assume you've never been in prison before?"~Jack
"Oh, right, and you have?"~Daniel

"I don't have a sister Jack and if I did I wouldn't let you near her"~Daniel

"Sam. Your first command...cool"~Jack

Millions of Quotes from episodes:

"And? so? but? therefore?" ~Jack

"I'm Larry, this is Moe and everyone's favourite Curly" ~Jack

"Now is probably not the time to bring up my problem with heights." ~Daniel

"So Merim, you're a reactor expert ?"~Jack
"yes."~Merim
"How old are you?"~Jack
"eleven. How old are you?"~Merim
"So, Merim you're a reactor expert."~Jack

"ALL DEBTS HAVE BEEN PAID"~Lenaya

"my name is Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprize.....Actually, my name's not Kirk, it's Skywalker, Luke Skywalker." ~Jack

"Have you ever seen a dog? Dogs are my favourite people. Some have tails, some don't.....I like purple dogs."

"Groovy."~Daniel

O'Neill: A little bump in the calculations Captain.
Carter: I'm sorry Sir.  I don't know what to say.
O'Neill: Well, I'll tell you what, get us back home, and we'll say it never happened.

Daniel: Well, maybe what I don't believe is that I can light a candle with my mind, you see, I find it a lot easier to use a lighter, or a match, it's much more practical.

Daniel: uh,oh,
Carter: What?
Daniel: I think I'm dead.

Carter: I've never been so happy to see you guys.
O'Neill: Well, sure you have.  Remember that time on P3X595, you drank that stuff that make you take of...
Carter: Ahem...we won't get into that right now.

Daniel: I thought we were dead, weren't we dead?
Carter: Yeah
Daniel: Ok, well I though heaven would be hell of a little more upscale.

O'Neill: Woaw, cool!

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