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| I have this weird obsessions with quotes. They can be from anything and anyone and I'll still enjoy them. It's probably because I want for some day to have someone quote me, but that's a long far off right now and probably won't happen anyway! But I've gathered here a collection of Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and a whole bunch of other quotes for your viewing pleasure. Yes I know, it's pitiful that I have this much time, but I've been collecting quotes since I knew what they were! I hope you enjoy! |
| Star Wars Quotes: Movies (Original Trilogy Only) "Try not! Do or do not, there is no try." -Master Yoda "I happen to like nice men . . ." "I'm a nice men." -Leia and Han "He's a scoundrel, you would like him." -Han to Leia concerning Lando "They are using a very primative dialect, but I do believe that they think I am some sort of god." "Well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?" -C3PO and Han "I am rather embarrased, General Solo, but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor." -C3PO "I love you." "I know." "Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight! I take orders from one person! Me!" -Han Solo "Keep your distance, Chewie, though don't look like you're tryin' to keep your distance . . . I don't know, fly casual." -Han Solo "I'd just as soon kiss a wookie." "I can arrange that! You could use a good kiss." -Leia and Han 'You don't know how to fix the hyperdrive. Chewbacca can do it! I'm sitting here in pieces and you're having delusions of grandure!" -C3PO on Falcon "Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!" "Who's scruffy lookin'?" -Leia and Han "Stop that, my hands are dirty." "My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?" "Afraid?" "You're trembling." -Leia and Han "How you get so big eating food of this kind?" -Yoda "I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." -Darth Vader "Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease." -C3PO to R2D2 "Uhhhhh.....had a slight weapons malfunction. But.....fine..... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine......How are you?" -Han "Never tell me the odds" -Han "I am not a committee!" -Leia "Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way!?" -Leia "That's cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookies are known to do that." -Han "Get in there, you big hairy oaf! ...I don't care what you smell, get in!" -Han to Chewie "Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her." -Han "Would it help if I got out and pushed?" "It might." -Leia and Han "Don't get technical with me!" -C3PO "Oh, listen to them, R2; they're dying, blast my metal body I wasn't fast enough." -C3PO "Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive." -Han "I'm sure its perfectly safe for droids." -Luke "Wars not make one great." -Yoda "Mudhole? Slimey? My home this is." -Yoda "I want them alive. No disentegrations." -Vader "Apology accepted, Captain Needa." -Vader "For my ally is the force, and a powerful ally it is." -Yoda "And you said it was pretty here." -C3PO to R2 about Endor "You have your moments, not many of them, but you do have them." -Leia, about Han "Always in motion is the future." -Yoda "She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy." -Lando about the Falcon "How did we get into this mess?... I really don't know how. We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life." -C3PO "That malfunctioning little twerp. This all his fault. He tricked me into going this way, but he'll do no better." -C3PO "The Jundland wastes are not to be traveled lightly. Tell me young Luke, what brings you out this far?" -Obi-wan "You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile!" -C3PO to R2D2 "No, I don't think he likes you at all....I don't like you either." -C3PO to R2D2 "R2 says the chances of survival are 775 to one. Actually, R2 has been known to make mistakes...from time to time." -C3PO "I recognized you foul stench when I was brought on board!" -Leia to Grand Moff Tarkin "Into the garbage chute, flyboy." - Leia "Someday you're gonna be wrong, and I just hope I'm there to see it." -Leia to Han "Don't everybody thank me at once." - Han "I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around." -Han "I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit." -Han "You know, sometimes I amaze myself." -Han "Impossible man." -C3PO (about Han) "Well, short help is better than no help at all...." -Han (about Ewoks) "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." -Leia to Han "This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade." -Leia to Han "So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done." -Yoda to Luke "You must unlearn what you have learned." -Yoda "When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not." -Yoda "I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Wookiee." -C3PO to Lando "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." -C3PO "Great, Chewie! Great! Always thinking with your stomach." -Han "I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight." -Han to Leia "Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited." -Leia to Han "There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser." -Han |