I have this weird obsessions with quotes. They can be from anything and anyone and I'll still enjoy them. It's probably because I want for some day to have someone quote me, but that's a long far off right now and probably won't happen anyway! But I've gathered here a collection of Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and a whole bunch of other quotes for your viewing pleasure. Yes I know, it's pitiful that I have this much time, but I've been collecting quotes since I knew what they were! I hope you enjoy!
Star Wars Quotes: Movies (Original Trilogy Only)

"Try not! Do or do not, there is no try."
-Master Yoda

"I happen to like nice men . . ."
"I'm a nice men."
-Leia and Han

"He's a scoundrel, you would like him."
-Han to Leia concerning Lando

"They are using a very primative dialect, but I do believe that they think I am some sort of god."
"Well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?"
-C3PO and Han

"I am rather embarrased, General Solo, but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."
-C3PO

"I love you."
"I know."

"Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight! I take orders from one person! Me!"
-Han Solo

"Keep your distance, Chewie, though don't look like you're tryin' to keep your distance . . . I don't know, fly casual."
-Han Solo

"I'd just as soon kiss a wookie."
"I can arrange that! You could use a good kiss."
-Leia and Han

'You don't know how to fix the hyperdrive. Chewbacca can do it! I'm sitting here in pieces and you're having delusions of grandure!"
-C3PO on Falcon

"Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!"
"Who's scruffy lookin'?"
-Leia and Han

"Stop that, my hands are dirty."
"My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?"
"Afraid?"
"You're trembling."
-Leia and Han

"How you get so big eating food of this kind?"
-Yoda

"I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
-Darth Vader

"Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease."
-C3PO to R2D2

"Uhhhhh.....had a slight weapons malfunction. But.....fine..... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine......How are you?"
-Han

"Never tell me the odds"
-Han

"I am not a committee!"
-Leia

"Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way!?"
-Leia

"That's cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookies are known to do that."
-Han

"Get in there, you big hairy oaf! ...I don't care what you smell, get in!"
-Han to Chewie

"Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."
-Han

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"
"It might."
-Leia and Han

"Don't get technical with me!"
-C3PO

"Oh, listen to them, R2; they're dying, blast my metal body I wasn't fast enough."
-C3PO

"Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive."
-Han

"I'm sure its perfectly safe for droids."
-Luke

"Wars not make one great."
-Yoda

"Mudhole? Slimey? My home this is."
-Yoda

"I want them alive. No disentegrations."
-Vader

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."
-Vader

"For my ally is the force, and a powerful ally it is."
-Yoda

"And you said it was pretty here."
-C3PO to R2 about Endor

"You have your moments, not many of them, but you do have them."
-Leia, about Han

"Always in motion is the future."
-Yoda

"She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy."
-Lando about the Falcon

"How did we get into this mess?... I really don't know how. We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."
-C3PO

"That malfunctioning little twerp. This all his fault. He tricked me into going this way, but he'll do no better."
-C3PO

"The Jundland wastes are not to be traveled lightly. Tell me young Luke, what brings you out this far?"
-Obi-wan

"You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile!"
-C3PO to R2D2

"No, I don't think he likes you at all....I don't like you either."
-C3PO to R2D2

"R2 says the chances of survival are 775 to one. Actually, R2 has been known to make mistakes...from time to time."
-C3PO

"I recognized you foul stench when I was brought on board!"
-Leia to Grand Moff Tarkin

"Into the garbage chute, flyboy."
- Leia

"Someday you're gonna be wrong, and I just hope I'm there to see it."
-Leia to Han

"Don't everybody thank me at once."
- Han

"I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around."
-Han

"I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit."
-Han

"You know, sometimes I amaze myself."
-Han

"Impossible man."
-C3PO (about Han)

"Well, short help is better than no help at all...."
-Han (about Ewoks)

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
-Leia to Han

"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade."
-Leia to Han

"So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done."
-Yoda to Luke

"You must unlearn what you have learned."
-Yoda

"When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not."
-Yoda

"I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Wookiee."
-C3PO to Lando

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
-C3PO

"Great, Chewie! Great! Always thinking with your stomach."
-Han

"I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight."
-Han to Leia

"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."
-Leia to Han

"There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser."
-Han
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