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| I have this weird obsessions with quotes. They can be from anything and anyone and I'll still enjoy them. It's probably because I want for some day to have someone quote me, but that's a long far off right now and probably won't happen anyway! But I've gathered here a collection of Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and a whole bunch of other quotes for your viewing pleasure. Yes I know, it's pitiful that I have this much time, but I've been collecting quotes since I knew what they were! I hope you enjoy! |
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| Lord of the Rings: Movie �You're late." "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.� �You're supposed to stick it in the ground." "It is in the ground!" "Outside..." "This was your idea!" "One Ring to Rule them all, One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them." Ash nazg durbatuluk, Ash nazg gimbatul, Ash nazg thrakatuluk, Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul "Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee! Have you been eavesdropping?" "I haven't been dropping no eaves, sir. Honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you follow me. " "A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think?" "I heard raised voices..." "What did you hear? SPEAK!" "N-n-n-nothing important. That is I heard a good deal about a ring, Dark Lord, and something about the end of the world, but, please Mr. Gandalf, sir, please don't 'urt me. Don't turn me into anything - unnatural..." "No... Perhaps not... I've thought of a better use for you.� �Frodo! Merry - It's Frodo Baggins!" "Hello, Frodo." "Get off him! Come on, Frodo." "What's the meaning of this?" "Hold these." "You've been into Farmer Maggot's crop!" "Oi! You get back here! Get out of my fields! You know what's gonna happen when I catch up with you?" "Ooh!" "I don't know why he's so upset. It's only a couple of carrots." "And some cabbages. And then those three bags of potatoes we lifted last week, and, and, the mushrooms, the week before!" "Yes, Pippin, my point is, he's clearly overreacting! Run!� �Oh. That was close." "Ahhh. Ohhh. I think I've broken something." "Trust a Brandybuck and a Took." "What? It was just a detour. A shortcut." "A shortcut to what?" "Mushrooms!� �What's that?" "This, my friend, is a pint." "It comes in pints? I'm getting one." "You've got a whole half already!!" �Gentlemen. We do not stop 'till nightfall.� �What about breakfast?� �You've already had it.� �We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?� �Don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.� �What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?� �I wouldn't count on it.� �Here! Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me.� �No, indeed, it is hardly possible to separate you from him, even when he is summoned to a secret Council, and you are not.� �Oi! We're coming too! You'll have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us.� �Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission. Quest. Thing.� �Well that rules you out, Pip.� �Nine companions. So be it! You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring.� �Great. Where are we going?� �Are we lost?� �No.� �I think we are.� �Shhh. Gandalf's thinking.� �Merry...� �What?� �I'm hungry� �Nobody tosses a dwarf.� �Frodo, no!!! Frodo! Mr. Frodo!� �No, Sam. Go back, Sam. I'm going to Mordor alone.� �Of course you are. And I'm coming with you!!� �You can't swim. Sam! SAM!� �I'm wasted on cross-country. We dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous we are over short distances.� �What about them? They're fresh!� �They are not for eating!� �What about their legs? They don't need those. Ooh! They look tasty!� �Get back!� �Just a mouthful?� �I would cut off your head, Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.� �Little Orcs!� �It's talking Merry. The tree is talking.� �Tree? I am no tree! I am an Ent.� �Treeherder! Shepherd of the forest.� �Don't talk to it Merry. Don't encourage it.� �Argh!! Whats he doing! Stupid fat hobbit. You ruins it!� �Whats to ruin? There's hardly any meat on them. What we need it a few good taters.� �What's taters? Preciousss, what's taters? Huh?� �Po-ta-toes!! Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.� �Phooh!� �Even you couldn't say no to that.� �Oh yes we could. Ssspoiling nice fish! Give it to ussss raw. and wwwriggling. You keep nasty chips!� �You're hopeless. Mr Frodo?� �It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, they are often mistaken for dwarf men.� �It's the beards.� �And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women. And the dwarves just, spring out of holes in the ground! Which is of course ridiculous. Whoa! It's alright! It's alright. Nobody panic. That was deliberate. It was deliberate.� �We are hobbits of the Shire. Frodo Baggins is my name and this is Samwise Gamgee.� �Your bodyguard?� �His gardener.� �Where is he! Where is he! Get out of my way! I'm gonna kill him! You are the, the luckiest, the cunningest, and most reckless man I ever knew! Bless you, laddie!� �Le ab-dollen. You look terrible.� �Well lad, whatever luck you live by, let�s hope it lasts the night.� �Your friends are with you, Aragorn.� �Let�s hope they last the night.� �What�s happening out there?� �Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?� �Legolas, two already!� �I�m on seventeen!� �Arg! I�ll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!� �Nineteen!� "But you must understand, young hobbit. It takes a long time to say anything in old entish, and we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.� �Come on. We can take them!� �It�s a long way.� �Toss me.� �What?� �I cannot jump the distance so you have to toss me. Ehh.. Don�t tell the elf.� �Not a word.� �There is no curse in elvish, entish or the tongues of men for this treachery! My business is with Isengard tonight. With a rock and stone.� �R�rum-rum! Come my friends. The ents are going to war. It is likely that we go to our doom. The last march of the ents.� "Every day Frodo moves closer to Mordor." "How do we know that?" "What does your heart tell you?" "Can you sing, master hobbit?" "Well... yes. That is, well enough for my own people. But we have no songs fitting for great halls and evil times." "And why should your songs be unfit for my halls? Come, sing me a song." "Hold your ground, hold your ground. Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that will take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails. When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields and when the age of me comes crashing down, but it is not this day. This day we fight. For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you, stand Men of the West." "Courage, Merry, courage for our friends." "...and take it for ME." "For us." "I meant for us." "Is there a captain left with the courage to do his lord's will?" "What would you have me do?" "I will not yield the river and the Pellenor unfought. Nor abandon the defenses which your brother held so long. Osgiliath must be retaken." "My lord, Osgiliath is overrun." "Much must be risked in war." "You wish now our places had been exchanged? That I had died and Boromir had lived?" "Yes. I wish that." "Since you have been robbed of Boromir, I shall do what I can in his stead. If I should return, think better of me, father." "That will depend on the manner of your return." "The power of the three rings is ended. Now begins the dominion of Men." "I Aear c�n ven na mar. (The Sea calls us home.)" "I think I'm quite ready for another adventure." [Gets on boat with Elrond. Galadriel gets on boat with Celeborn] "Farewell. At the edge of these shores, our fellowship comes to an end. My work is ended. I will not say "do not weep," for not all tears are evil." [heads to the ship, but turns back] "It is time, Frodo." " What does he mean, Frodo?" "We set out to save the Shire, and it has been saved, but not for me." "You don't mean that. You can't leave." "I would have you smile again... not grieve for those whose time has come." "Sauron suffered a defeat, yes, but his armies are regrouping." "Let them rot. Why should we care?" "Because 10,000 orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death." "No... He needs time and safe passage across the Fields of Gorgoroth. We can give him that." "How?" "Draw out Sauron's armies." "We cannot attain victory through strength of arms." "Not for ourselves, but we can give Frodo his chance if we keep Sauron's eye fixed upon us, and keep it blind to all else that moves." "A Diversion." "Sauron will expect a trap. He will not take the bait." "We cannot achieve victory through strength of arms." "No, but we can give Frodo a chance." |
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