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| I have this weird obsessions with quotes. They can be from anything and anyone and I'll still enjoy them. It's probably because I want for some day to have someone quote me, but that's a long far off right now and probably won't happen anyway! But I've gathered here a collection of Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and a whole bunch of other quotes for your viewing pleasure. Yes I know, it's pitiful that I have this much time, but I've been collecting quotes since I knew what they were! I hope you enjoy! |
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| Homestarrunner "Hey guys! (he gets punched) Ooh, those are bad for you..." "Touching your butt? That's not very ladylike!" "I'm not a lady!" "Whatever." "Don't worry, Cutesy Buttons. Tonight, dying's not on the menu. So I'm gonna have to JUMP!" "Bubs, the hot cold cuts was great!" "Those were moist towelettes!" "The King's gone mad with power; He's trying to eat the Chort!!!" "Now let's go break open that glowstick and pour it in Homestar Runner's Mountain Dew. I heard they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff." "Homestar I didn't know you had to shave." "I don't - it's cinnamon." �Your not Ali! Your not even.. Literate.� �Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There�s ketchup on the computer!� �Hey Bibs. Gimme a little summin summin.� �CORDENZAaaaaaa!� �So, I understand you enjoy skipping around like an idiot. Is this true?� �Well, I could tape this blank floppy disk to my head and dance around acting like the crazy squeaky guy. LEEKO LEEKO LEEKO! I�m a squeaky guy!� �I think we meant dumplings but we were really hungry and tiread and sorta confused.� �CGNU! Me?� �I guess I just don�t understaaaaand the ladies.� �Oh� thanks yeah go ahead and save that so I can treasure it forever and ever.. And show it to my kids.� �Ohhhh it�s a preview I get it!� �Four cool drinks for Four cool guys!� �Feel free to follow along with my step by step instructions. I MAKE DRAWING FUN!� �We�re meeting by the stick in Oh 15 minutes� �Well, aren�t you going to get your 409 or awesome sauce or whatever your going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist chamoise�� �It keepsa me warm at night.� �Hello I�m a shrimp.� �As you can see by my resume, I have experience in many related fields.� �Hey man, are ketchup bombs real?� �Umm I don�t know what your saying! And you still smell like pea soup!� �I told the team I�d buy them real fruit smoothies if them won the game, and they won the game, so I�m going to buy them real fruit smoothies. � �Did you take some of my pills again?� �Put on a purple thing and dance around!� �No two people are not on fire.. Awww.� �Watch me do a little bit of email and ill watch you do a little bit of.. Oh that�s never happened before!� �Oh its an email that has happened before and quite a few times if I remember correctly.� �Look who thinks he�s clever Dan!� �Well Ali theresa one of me. Mmm Deleted WHAT? NO! NO UNDELETED UNDELETED!� �Hey! The floating swiss cake roll is talking to you!� �It aww started when I decided to dwink 32 glasses of melon-aid.� �I hate that fweaking marshmallow!� �But I have to go now and do something completely unrelated to throwing together the aforementioned local news.. HOIGHT!� �My focus is all crocus.� �Senor Cardgage wasn�t cool! He gave me nightmares!� �Tallahas.. Tasalany� Gainsville, Florida.� �In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of the name of your town.. Murfressbo.� �I said consumate V�s, Conmsumate V�s!� �Oh man Pom Pom you have got to come hear this!� �Hey Stinkoman I know everyone says you�re the guy but I wanna be the guy to!� �Oh I doubt it I dwove!� �What? You don�t own a car.� �Yeah, you�re pwobably wight..� �Looks like I�m going to have to jump!� �Grood! I mean Great! Great and Good.� �Ya�ll are wack! Wickity wack? No just the regular type.� �Hehe.. We�re cool.. NO YOUR NOT!� �I think I has the solution!� �My blood hurts.� �Okay man I�m only gonna sing this one more time. OHH if you wanna show possesion its just ITS but if you wanna make a contracton then IT�S.. Scalawag!� �Pathetic! I didn�t say anything about roads!� �Whoa! Check it out!� �We need to find away to actually get some drink without having to actually get some drinks.� �Oh I don�t know nothin about nothing.� �It escaped.. Into the mountains.� �I mean.. I think I�m a cool guy.� �Kristin you look burnt.. Or dead.� �Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has!� �Some people get run over by truck. Frankie has about 5 seconds.� �Oh! This is the show where the guy�s mom shows the guys girlfriend pictures of the guy when me was a baby.. Oh the embarrassment!� �What the tacks? I bet try not to sit on em!� �Strong Mad you just keep doing you thing man. � �DAGRON� �Oh you people and your demands! Write a song about me! Send Trogdor over to my house!� �And the words we learned today we�re umm Gelatinous, Fangoriously, and umm linebacker.� �Sincerely Jim.. Never mind I�m not going to even touch that one.� �Something.com!� �Hey! Don�t sass back!� �Nice trick liar!� �Okay your weird.� �It would be awesome to be able to do the evil finger.� �The ladies will be up ons!� �A little help down here! Maybe a juice box? Or some lunchables? I love you too Brett.� �I�m walking home from the thrift store.� �Uh.. No! Why?� �The thing doesn�t look.. Natural.� �Sticking outta the back of his neck there�� �Sweet mother of myswery! Whats going on here?� �Baleeted!� �The little grey fat kid.� �Once there was a goblin!� �Ali.. Ali�s sister.. Ali.. Ali�s sister.� �Bienvenidos a Homestarrunner.com. Conoces a Miguel? Si! Somos Buenos amigos!� �My mouth would be really tiny when its closed and ridiculously huge when its open!� �Stunt double are for big wusses and lesser wimps.� �Dear Strong Bad where�s that fuguman?� �I wanted the unravel all the idiotic ramblings and speech impediments�� �I actually watched him walk by the place three or four times before we actually walked in!� �For behold! The 386! A spectacle of graphics and sound! Do de do!� �Best five buck I ever spent!� �Or maybe it�s the shattered pieces of my former life.� �Marzipaaaan! Marzipaaaan!� �I would look at Homestarrunner and he�d look like a steak and He�d look at me and id look like some kinda brownie sundea�� �I�d start putting salt on my foot and it would be like ahhh my foot�� �Ohhh Holyyyy Craaaap!� �Failure is not a four letter world� �Ohh I thought this weeks email was entitled Teddy Graham Memories.� �We�re investiga-awesome.� �No, for real print me out a million dollar bill, man.exe.� �Well Palbert it�s a good story.� �I had to spend a fortune on glade plugins.� �Don�t worry tonight dying is not on the menu!� �Ok I�ll have 90 rolls of toliet paper and sixty dozen eggs� and a corn dog.� �Now that�s what I�m talking about that was amazing! I mean.. you.. Sheketabo�� |
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