Kat's Rants

Note: Newest Rants At the Bottom


5/4/00

Hellos everyone! Im in a good mood...for once! Well this wont last long. Im never in a good mood for long. Im in my Daria-like mood one minute and a lil preppy bitch one second later.

Well me and my friend Samantha made a poem book thngy, full of our perverted sick-ass poems that have no meaning and make no sense onesoever, heres one called "Gwen"...

I still remember when,
my good friend Gwen,
ate a large hen,
with her younger brother Ben,
with many other men,
specificly ten,
and I have never done that again,
since then
By: Samantha


There are 9 other poems but there a lil bit to pornographic, too...visiual. We have poems for Her b/f Justin *haha same name as da hilfwigger*, one called 'Sucking Face' LOL, she dedicated one to me called 'Kat', theres one for Nick, Mark(McGrath, Sugar Ray), Ryan(Phillippe), AJ, Rider(Strong, Shawn on 'Boy Meets World') that I dedicated to her and in the process of making one for Brian and some others.

I got my posters I ordered from Allposters.com of Ryan, Nick, and Brian. THERE FUCKIN HUGE MAN! There almost as tall as me! GAWD! I hadda STRUUGLE to fucking take a peek at the posters, ya knowunroll them to try to look at em. Brians poster is a frikkin bastard!, it tried to kill me I say! I had the top taped to my wall, then it rolled up, went floopy, and knoked me off the chair I was standing on, and I struggled with it for 10 minutes on the fucking floor!! I have my Ryan poster dead in the middle of my wall, with pictures I cut out form my mags around him, then on each side of Ryan and the piccies there are Nick-ay and Bri-bri, Nickay on tha left, Brian on the right, I wanted it the other way around but fuck it now, Im not risking my life *again* to move the stupid posters. There was this SUPER-HOT poster of AhJay but, but...::voice cracks:: THEY WERE ALL SOLD OUT! WHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ::cries uncontrolably:: ::sniffles:: ahem, okie im done. ::inhales and exhales deeply::

ANYWAY...I took my math city or state-wide today...HOW FUCKING EAYS CAN IT BE? And I happen TO SUCK BIG FAT HUGE ASS IN MATH! But it was STILL easy as hell! MAN! Okie...I THINK thats all for now, un...yea, I guess, okie I'll talk to ya lata! Buh-byez...

-Kat



5/29/00-
Heylo peoples!
IM bored out of my friggin mind! Its so0o0o0o boring. I have a report due, I dunno when, but its a math one due someday. Oh well. I have KoRns 'Freak On A Leash' Ive been humming it all day, I have the video taped, its a really kick-ass video! I love 'Make Me Bad' too, Snickers can make me bad anyday...ahem, anyway...Um... Ive gotta do my homework *ha* and find out what my report is and when its friggin due. Well, i g2g, see you people later...

*~*Win if you can, loose if you must but always ALWAYS cheat*~*
*~*Lifes a bitch who had too many fucking puppies*~*
*~*Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me*~*

-Nicks Twinkie Suplier

6/12/00-
WOO-HOO BABIE! I GOT THE EMINEM CD TODAY! HOJEA! *PeLvIc ThRuSt* Its kicks ass! Kelly was right 'Kim' was a damn good song.(Oh shut the hell up. Don't rub it in) Its a overall cool CD. I was out all day with Sam and Justin. We went to Astroland and it was...FRIGGIN CLOSED! Cause it was supposed to rain. Damnit. We then went to the mall, I got the CD, some rings and necklaces, the new Teen People (I KNOW im already subscribed but it always comes late & im impatient damnit!) we saw "Big Mommas House'. Funny yet stupid plot and overall kinda retarded. :( Oh well. To day half school Dad didnt know so he let me stay out till 6. But then I called, begged a lil and got til 7:45, heh heh };). Well, today was a pretty good day. Im ACTUALLY in a good mood for once, lol. Trust me, it wont last for long. Oh By The Way I HATE THAT FUCKIN MIDGET OLEG! Me, Sam and Justin were walkin down the school street, he passes made a few faces at Fagotty Fuck Boy *Justins Nickname*, and I was ABOUT to say 'I thought people were supposed to grow UP not down Oleg' but before I could say anything he said 'Fuck you Kat'! I didnt even say ANYTHING to the lil prick! I was ABOUT to but that isnt the fuckin point! Lil fuckin midget asshole bastard shit brick! UGH! Thats it! People hate me, I hate people! Simple as friggin that! We went to the blow-up guy store. Spencers thats was it. Its had *Nstync friggin lil bear beenie babys/stuffed animal things! And they had all the teenybopper shit at Claires, Limited Too, and After thoughts. Yanno, the usual, pens, pencils, framed shit, PLAQUES (LoL), wallets, keychains, BRACELETS (RoTfLmAo) and other crap. I swear this fuckin merchandising shit is PATHETIC and ridiculous. YANYway...thats all for now. Good fight and good night! *cue cheesy music*

-Kat

6/13/00-

Im fuckin PISSED at Krystin. Okay, we were fine all day and then at lunch I go by Sam to beg her for money for a bag of chips after much beggin she wouldn't gimme my money (saving up $$ to get shit for Justin, iammm) and I go back to Krys and ask her for part of her rice crispy, and shes all pissy 'Nice to ditch me like that' and 'Why couldn't you let me come to talk to you and Sam, yanno all THREE of us' and more shit like 'Why didnt you invite me to Astroland with ya?' and a lot more bitching. I said shit like 'I was fuckin begging her for money for 5 FUCKING MINUTES' 'I didnt want to, thats good enough for me' and 'Cause I knew you couldn't come so what was the fuckin point in asking?' and she was still pissy. She was nicer after and at the end of the day and I sometimes ride on the school bus with Nicole B, and Sara and when I saw her going down the stairs I said to her 'Im going on the bus with Nicole and Sara today, buhbye' I didnt realize she was fuckin pissed. She called me right before I was going out to get my glasses and she was like 'Go hang out with Nicole if you want' I was like 'WTF is up your ass?' she was like 'Thanx for ditching me for Nicole and Sam' I said 'DITCHING YOU!?!?' SHE fucking didnt wait for me after 8th period and went downstairs with Louisa before I could talk to her. I didnt care, I was talkin to Sara and didnt pay much attention to it. She saying I ditched her. I NEVER knew that hanging out with other people was considered 'ditching' someone. Ugh. And see I DONT GIVE A FUCK! She has her friends I have mine. And she kept arguing on, and then she said 'Then you wont mind if I hang out with Louisa all day do you' thinking Id fucking care, I said 'NO! I dont really like Louisa she YOUR friend not mine! I dont care if you hang with her or not, UNlike some people I HAVE a GRIP. I know you have other friend you like to hang with AND SO DO I!' and she was like 'Whatever' and started dissing me out again. I was finally like 'Yanno what, You make it seem like it a fuckin SIN if I hang out with someone other than you, I dont have to hang with you 14 fucking 7 so get over it' then I said 'Yanno what? This is fuckin bullshit, goodbye' and I hung up on the bitch! The little bitch thinks I signed a contract or something saying I HAVE to hang with her 24/7 and not hang with anyone else. WTF!?! Little asshole. She jealous of me hanging out with anyone else, hope she rots on hell little bitch. NO ONE tells ME what to do! When I see her tomorrow Im just gonna ignore her. She doesn't deserve MY time! UGH! Hadda vent. Well, i gotta jet, ill se you people tomorrow, buhbye and forever pimpen!

-A VERY pissed Kat

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