One day, after endless feuding between the Backstreet Boys and *N SYNC, Kevin thought of a way to decide who was the #1 band.
"Let's play a game of football. The winning group gets the title of #1 pop band." he explained to the others.
Everyone agreed, and an hour later, they were all suited up and out on the field. After the kick-off, Kevin quickly got the ball, and took off down the field. Soon though, Justin and JC started to close in on him, so he threw the ball to AJ, before being tackled, which dislocated his shoulder.
Amazingly, AJ caught the ball, and started running down the field screaming. He was soon tackled by the Living, Breathing Pineapple. The ball flew into the air and landed on Howie's lap.
Of course, Howie was too busy gossipping and painting his nails with Lance to notice. He simply pushed the ball out of his lap.
Nick, who up until then had been aimlessly walking around the field, saw the ball on the ground and ran to fetch it. He picked up the ball and paused for a minute. His face darkened as he looked up and said, "Comin' atcha like a spaceship."
He took off running in the direction of *N SYNC's goal. Brian, who had been running around waving at everyone and jumping at anything that looked remotely similar to a camera, suddenly looked at Nick and shouted at him, "HEY NICK! WRONG WAY BUDDY!! WHOA! HOLD UP!" Nick stopped. Brian put his hand on Nick's shoulder. "Goal's that way", he said, pointing in the opposite direction.
"Oh, sorry, I always mess up." Nick said, laughing to himself. He started running in the right direction, while Brian began to pray. Then, a beam of light came from the heavens, and surrounded Nick. He continued running, and as JC, Justin, and The Living, Breathing Pineapple got near the light, they were zapped by lightning, frying them to a crisp. Nick got to the goal, made the touchdown, and for his victory dance, started shakin his fine ass.
