AJs Nickname: The REAL meaning
Hmmm, I've wondered time and time again about AJs nickname. Bone, is it REALLY because AJ is skinny... hmmm... you be the judge. Personally, I think its a conspiracy, A SCAM I tell you!!! ITS ALL A SCAM!!! Okay, sure, AJ is skinny, yeah, but the way that sexy man dances at concerts... I'm beginning to think otherwise... examples? You said it. He's even been called Boner *faint* (supposedly because he is skinny, yeah right! Skinny my ass! LOL! If you asked me, that IS NOT the REAL reason, especially for us AJ fans)!!... the truth is out there... *hums the theme song from the X-Files* You decide the REAL meaning of his nickname. AJ is called Bone cus he is skinny??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YEAH RIGHT!!!!
What Does Mom Think?
Also, I'v wondered about what his mom thinks of his dancing... hmmmm... is she like "I am so proud of him after he humps the floor in Lay Down Beside Me?"
AJs Sexy Dancing: G or XXX?
Should BSB concerts really be G rated? or X rated? I mean, look at the way Hot'n'Sexy... oops... I mean AJ... dances. I love how he dances, he is so sexy! (I decided AJ was my fave when I saw him at a concert) but really, what do younger kids and their parents think after the humps the floor!?
He Knows We Like It: He can read our minds!
What is Hot'n'Sexy trying to do (sorry! I mean AJ!)? Make all the girls faint and pass out because they hyperventilate when he dances? Geez AJ you should know better... HA! yeah right, 'know better' my ass! who am I kidding!!! Keep dancing like that... I LIKE IT!!! And so does everyother AJ fan... Its damn SEXY! I love how he is so confident and knows how to drive girls wild! Keep up the hot dance moves AJ!
Why hasn't AJ been Arrested?
I hope this never happens, but hey, AJ could be arrested/sued for PDSHHHTGLM (public displays of sexyness harmful to the health of hormonal teenage girls like me). I mean, the guy puts on a partial strip show at every BSB concert (hell I like it... oh yeah baby!!!) is he allowed to be so sexy? hmmm... I don't know... it should be illegal. He could be arrested on the following accounts:
~floor humping, which causes girls in the audience to faint or fall down and hurt themselves, or to become insane because they wished they were the floor. Geez, I'm suprised no lawsuits have been filed.
~that bad ass 'I'm gonna rip your clothes off' look on his face in many of his pictures. This also causes fainting and staring, and drooling. What if some girl drowns in her drool? thats never good, I can see a big lawsuit coming...
~shirtlifting. MAJOR fainting and drooling. Girls falling all over the place. Its bad folks, the situation could get messy. Injuries galore! So many girls fighting/falling over him, there's bound to be a few hurt in the process. Yep, I can see it now, a police officer runs onto the stage, "A girl was hurt in a fight trying to claim you as hers, I'm gonna arrest you now because its your fault." Uh oh... must... save... Sexyman... body rolling. Another major one. Those body rolls AJ does while lifting his shirt should be illegal, mmm.. body.. AJ... no... shirt.. mmmmm... drool.. causes... many... girls... to become weird like me *snaps out of it* OMG body rolls and AJ are one dangerous combo!
~sexy lip-biting face during pelvic thrusts, body rolls, singing sexy lyrics, and shirt lifting. This is DANGEROUS! What happens when a hot guy gets a sexy look on his face while doing sexy dance moves? We all know this answer... fainting, drowning in drool, falling, insane teenaged girls (take me for example)... its just not good.
~Singing shirtless... another dangerous combo. Think about it.. hot guy with nice body singing sexy lyrics while doing sexy dance moves half naked... it just screams illegal. ~Singing Lay Down Beside Me. Uh, this is pretty self explanitory for those who know this song, and have seen him sing it live. Uh... well... just a few highlights of the song... "Get all inside you"... "got me so excited" oh geez, I wonder what this song is about *sarcasm* This song is so sexy, its scary. Having a sexy guy singing it just makes the situation worse. More fainting... it never ends...
And I hope it never does!!! AJ is sexy, and he should keep on doin' his thang' (hot dance moves forever!! WOO HOO!)!! Cus he is damn fine and us fans will bail him out of jail if he gets arrested foe PDSHHHTGLM! It just really makes me wonder why he hasn't been arrested for this. He is sexy... it should be illegal to look that good... it has weird effects on girls. Believe me, I know from experience! LOL! what a lovely joyful experience it is.
�2000 Eyes of Stone