You may be asking yourself why Disney sucks as you read this sentence. More importantly, you may be asking why yourself why you even clicked on that link in the first place. Well, let me educate you. I spent a good deal of time last night compiling the number of sequels Disney has mass-produced in an attempt to drown us, and I stopped when I hit 20. Here's the basic list of shitty ass movies that are straight to video and then straight to the trash can: Not to mention the fact that they've made so many remakes of a remake it isn't even funny. Like Freaky Friday, with that no-talent piece of crap Lindsey Lohan. But she's still better than that damnable Lizzy McGuire. Man, I want to go back in time and sell some cocaine to Walt Disney's pregnant mom so he never starts that damn company of his. Why do they even get their own channel? They even own a private radio station! Damn them! They're assaulting me everywhere I go! I can just see some high level Disney executive sitting in his office scheming to rip off the public be making a new movie that isn't really new but is actually a remake of the last movie, only with different voice actors, who made the movie good anyway. I can see him planning it all out, selling this not-so-new movie to the innocent and retarded public, like a con artist grifting money from a senile person. It's as though they're just reaching into our pockets and lifting a crisp $20. Not to mention the fact that they pump out so much fucking merchandise that I go to Wal-Mart and see every row overloaded with Disney toys. Cereal people. Disney even has its own cereal. What is next? A Disney pacemaker? We need to stop Disney now before they take over. The future looks grim!
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