Ben's Dictionary.

First draft.


Does it tie the room together?


A:

Autechre - Random

B:

Teh B - Cat
Bin'der Dundat - An east Indian whose been everywhere and seen everything
Brainfire Russia - Drug overdose

C:

Ceesim - Cold sores in my mouth
Cockblocker - Person whom interrupts sex
Crépes - Pancakes
Cube - 24 pack of beer

D:

Dickward - A ball of semen
Do you have stairs in your house? - Hello. *See 'I am Protected'

E:
F:

Fuckwad - *see Dickwad

G:

Gibson - Computer
Give'r - Do your best
Great Booze up - Hamster is awake

H:

HaX0R - Hack, or to Hack
Highland Beast - Big, red, hairy cow. Scottish John.

I:

I am Protected - Hello, and I acknowledge that you have stairs in your house
Interweb - Internet, or internet connection.

J:
K:
L:

Lord Cecil - A Cult leader

M:

Melissa Juice - Drink

N:

Newfie - Perosn who lives in Atlantic Canada
Nic Fit - Tobacco Craving

O:
P:

Paradiddle - Lazy drum playing
Petina - Outdoors/Beautiful
Pretty Coal - Cool

Q:
R:

Rug (The rug really tied the room together) - Defining centerpiece of the room, referenced from the movie "The Big Lebowski"

S:

Sandy - Sandra
Seapiggy - Guinea Pig
Shakira - Long, blonde haired female
16/f/SoCal - Response to A/S/L
Smokes Quantity - Marijuana chronic smoker
Swamper - Someone who travels in the passenger side of an 18-wheel truck

T:

Tattaes - Potatoes
Thetan - Joke used in conjunction with Scientology. Belief that alien spirits called "thetans" invade our bodies.
Twat Diddler - Someone who knowing cheated with a couple. SOmeone who had intercourse with their cousin.
Two liner - Throwing beer bottles onto the road
Two six'ers - Hard liquor

U:
V:
W:
X:

Xenu - L. Ron Hubbards alien god.

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