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"A person desperately searching for love is like a fish desperately searching for water."
"Kissing is like drinking salt water; you drink and your thirst increases."
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
