Thank you for being here Mr. Just Bill. The question for you revolves around action films. Being the big fan of action films and sex jokes that you are, which of these was the sex joke that geek told in Predator right before he died.

A. I was eating out my girlfriend the other night and I said. Damn you got a big pussy. Damn you got a big pussy. She said why'd you say it twice. I said I never.

B. You know my girlfriend likes to talk during sex. Yeah, the other day she called me from the motel.

C. Right before I left to go to basic, I met this chick at a bar. Well, she took me to her house and was smoking me with her kid asleep next door. Since I was gonna be gone for awhile, I thought I'd give her a money shot. As soon as I blow it, the kid comes in and starts to cry. The chick says whats wrong honey. The kid says Mommy, you've got rabies!

D. What do you get when your wife crosses with your girlfriend. A sore wrist and a big stack of Playboys.

Hmmm. I did see Predator but oh wait. That was 13 YEARS AGO! How the hell am I supposed to remember something like that. Sh*t I don't know. C I guess.


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