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by: unknown You Might be a Redneck sub if, ...you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief. ...you count your spankings "1...2...3...the next number, the next number, the next number..." ...your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin'Ma!". ...you know what your Mistress expects from you by the way she belches. ...your Master tells you he wants you to fix him a steak and you start by loading the shotgun for him. ...fulfilling your Master's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels with your teeth for him. ...you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a rusty pick up truck covered in sawdust. ...you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of pink flamingos and a neon beer sign. ...you have ever had to use your safeword in order to spit tobacco juice. ...you have ever used nipple clamps to remove tics from Master's huntin' dogs. You might be a Redneck Master if, ...the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks, grease stains and Zipzorb. ...your idea of fetish gear is camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt and Braves cap. ...the only submissive you play with is also your wife, your sister, and your aunt. ...you need to move a plastic Christmas tree and two dead batteries to get at the St. Andrew's cross. ...you keep your crops in the gun rack of your pick-up truck. ...your cane doubles as your CB antennae. ...your submissive sleeps outside in a cage and your hunting dogs share your bed. ...you repair your leather with duct tape. ...your idea of a quality leather shop is BillyJoeBob's Beer and Bait. ...you have ever had to take down the deer you were dressing in order to restrain your slave. 
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