The Real On Line Dictionary
by: unknown

THWACK = the noise made by the keys as they are tapped to spell out 'whip'.

kneeling quietly = what subs post to remind their Master/Mistress they are still online.

12" shaft of Blue Steel = a 6" hard-on.

safeword = what one uses when one is tired of typing.

Mmmmmmm = I'm cumming too hard to hit any other keys.

Lurker = Husband/wife is home, talk like we are "pals" ok?

"not acting very submissive" = "Hmmm...this sub has both a brain and an opinion... could be dangerous, she might figure out I don't have a clue as to what the fuck I'm doing."

sex or heat = used to refer to female anatomy when someone really wants to say cunt, but is pretending to be a lady.

"Oh, I see" = "you're completely nuts, how can I get away from you!!"

bonded = "She/he is mine so piss off."

"Would you serve me a drink?" = "I really want to see your ass wobble seductively."

collaring = having to tell your Mistress the pw to all your email accounts.

"Hi, I'm new here!" = "I've been here for a few years but are trying out a new persona."

"Would you like to chat sometime?" = "I really want to get into your pants."

"Yes, I'd love to chat with you!" = "You're going to score."

a wannabe = A term that subs/slaves apply to males they are not interested in.

Doms/Masters = the People Who get to sit in chairs or sofas.

subs/slaves = the ones who have to kneel on various items (eg. rugs, floorboards, pillows)

"are you spoken for?" = "if I make a move on you will I get flamed?"



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