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A Cautionary Tale my dear Master, A girl is writing to report to You the results of the Burning You ordered. A girl is not sure how You will receive the news; perhaps, Sir, You should be sitting down when You read this. A girl lit the candles as You requested, Sir. There was a circle of them, all white, and one red taper in the middle of the circle. A girl was dressed as You commanded; naked under the long, red velvet cloak. The cloak is a little singed, Sir, as a girl didn't measure the bottom of the cloak, and didn't leave quite enough room to walk between the candles. A girl was able to smother the smoldering hem, Sir. It only needs a new hem, though the cloak will be shorter. A girl knelt before the red taper, and realized a girl had forgotten the incense sticks. A girl rose and went back for them, accidentally kicking over a candle. A girl stopped and picked up the candle. fortunately, the melted wax had extinguished the flame. Unfortunately, there was a large puddle of melted wax on the carpet. A girl only found strawberry incense, Sir; a girl knows You specified frankincense but a girl had to supply purification incense for the coven last night and forgot to buy more. A girl is sorry. A girl entered the circle again, more carefully this time, and knelt in the center. A girl lit the strawberry incense, and meditated on the burning just as You said. A girl took the incense stick, blowing on the tip and held it; firmly resolving to do the Master's bidding, a girl touched it to a girl's right breast and started to count slowly to three. Unfortunately, a girl was not prepared for how much it would hurt and jumped back, knocking over the red taper and kicking several of the white candles over. A girl grabbed the cloak and jumped out of the circle, pulling down the drapes to smother the flames. A girl's neighbors looked into the open window, saw the flames and the naked girl and called the police and the fire department. A girl has to replace the carpet and drapes, repaint the room, and has been asked to move. A girl, however, has three offers from two policeman and a fireman for a place to live. Thank You, Sir, for this opportunity to serve You. Your obedient slave 
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