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by: Mister Bond There is an age old agruement that states that: 'all the "good men" are either married or gay'. Then with that statment I guess it would also be safe to say then that all the good females are the same? True or False False. Almost all the good females are lesbian....of the rest, most are married, and I've got the remaining few tied up in my dungeon... except for the small handful that are patiently waiting to tie me up in theirs. *EG* OK, given that all the good men are married or otherwise unavailable, the corollary is that if you are going to play with a good man, all you ready and willing women are looking in the wrong place. So, as a public service to the kinky ladies of the planet, allow me to present the top ten reasons why you should play with a happily married man. 1. You don't have to pick up after him. He'll make sure he has all his underwear and socks with him when he leaves. 2. Tried, tested and true. Some other woman has already decided he's worth kissing and tucking into bed. Let the other ladies do your screening for you. This is why you don't want to find someone who is divorced - someone else has already figured out that he's not worth keeping, even though he might look attractive at the outset. 3. He's fully broken in. He'll leave the toilet seat down. 4. He's always going to cherish you. He knows that he can't spend nearly as much time with you as you might want, so he'll be extra attentive when he's around. There's almost no chance of the "Get me a beer" syndrome. 5. You'll probably never have to do his laundry. 6. It doesn't matter if he snores - you won't be spending the night with him very often, and you can probably tough it out for the few times he stays over. 7. You can have as many affairs of your own as you want, and he can't complain. 8. You won't get bored of him, because you won't see him often enough. 9. You don't have to meet his family, be polite to his mother, or pretend you like his siblings and friends. 10. Safe sex is a given. The last thing he wants to do is get you pregnant, or catch a disease. Sounds like a great deal, doesn't it? All you have to do is compromise on a principle or two and lose a little self-respect. *S* Cheers, Mister Bond 
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