So, today I decided to change my oil. You might be asking "Why are you changing your oil when it's cold outside?" Well, great question stupid, now let me answer that.

First of all, fuck you, just thought I'd get that out of the way.

Ok, back to the story, well, seeing as I'm extremely lazy, and I park on my driveway which is on an incline(I was too lazy to move my car where it's flat). It actually makes it more fun to change your oil when the roller thingie whateverthefuckitscalled doesn't sit still while you're changing the oil. Oh yeah, did I mention it was cold? I can't believe you're still reading this, but anyways, I got done changing my oil after a grand old time of getting the stupid filter off, and I filled it back up.

Great story isn't it? How'd that flavor taste going down?

 

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