| Film Name | "Funk Justice" |
| Realease Date | May 15, 2002 |
| Production Values | Moderate (low budget) |
| Director | Brandon Tweed |
| Patron Jedi | Obi-Wan Kenobi |
| Tag Line | "You Can't Stop Justice" |
| Running Time | ~100 mins. |
| Cast | Right Here |
| Robert Downey Jr. Jokes | Many |
| Food Stolen From Brandon's House | Apparently Too Much To List |
| Theme Song | Hasn't Been Written |
| Gary Coleman | Sadly Does Not Appear In This Film |
| This Girl In Mrs. Epley's 4th Period | Looks Just Like Full House Star Stephanie Tanner |
| Why? | That's A Good Question |
| No, Seriously. Why? | As tribute to the Church of Burt Reynolds |