Cinema Bizzario
On this site your going to find reviews for some of the best (or worse depending on who you ask) Horror, Kung Fu, Grindhouse, Direct to video DVDs out there. I will also post reviews of horror hosted shows I have on vhs or dvd.
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Films will be rated between 0 and 4 Weenies. Heres what my ratings mean
0 weenies-- This movie Sucks, I wasted too much time awatching it
1 weenie--This movie may have 1 or 2 good parts, but still not too good
2 weenies-- Average Film Not too bad, but nothing really sets it apart from the crowd.
3 weenies--Cool Flick Fun to watch, but didnt blow me away
4 weenies-- The gone with the wind of B-movies
Now on to the reviews
Staring Boris Karloff, Henry Hall, Dorothy Vaughan, Maris Wrixon, &Gene O'Donnell,
Ive read some really horrible reviews of this film. So of course, I just had to see it. This Movies about a Dr. played by Boris Karloff who is trying to find a cure for paralasis. When a circus comes to town, one of the main attractions the ape escapes his cage and badly mauls his trainer. The local police take him to Dr. Adrians.
Dr. Adrian lets his patient die so he can extract some spinal fluid, which he then takes to his patients house. and injects into her to cure her. Whileat home the ape breaks into dr Adrian's house and is killed by the Dr. with a lethal one two punch of acid in the eyes and a knife in the back. He doesnt report to the police that hes killed the ape. Instead he dresses up like the Ape and goes out at night to kill people to extract more fluid. Things are going swell, until another Dr shows up inspecting why the corpses had spinal injections. Boris charms the Dr. and gets him to keep quiet. But continues going out at night as the ape to find new victims. Finally! The patient needs just one more injection. So the Dr heads out to find one more victim. He attacks the wrong man. part of the sherriffs posse who manages to stab him in the scuffle. He slowly hobbles towards home still in his ape costume. When he gets home, he is spotted and shot on his doorstep.
The End
"Allright Chicken Man, Colonel Sanders wants to fry your ass"
Starring Edward Terry, Joan Roth, Stacy Haiduk, Jerry Clarke, and Tom Brittingham.
Luther the Geek is sort of a strange film. It starts out with a live circus geek show in the 30s. A little boy is among those watching, but instead of wincing like the rest of the group, he walks up to the geeks cage and tastes the chicken blood. Fast forward to presnt day, the little boy is now up for parole. He get it but quickly gets tossed out of a grocery store for eating raw eggs, then while sitting on a bench in front of the store he bites a big hole in a old lady throat. He hides in one of the shoppers cars and gets away while they drive home. He beats the woman up and is tying her to the bed, when her daughter and her boyfriend come home for the first time in 4 months. They can't find mom so the boyfriend sprays his girlfriend with whipped cream, She whines something about needing a shower now and goes upstairs to shower. YES!! We have Nudity, It took a while but she gets naked and jumps in the shower, the boyfriend soon joins her and they end up having sex in the room next to her tied up mother. But while they are bonin' Luther steals the boyfriends bike, and boy is the boyfriend mad. he chases luther until Luther is laying on the ground, mustve gotten into a bad spill. he starts looking at his bike with his back to Luther, but Luthers moving he comes up and cracks the boyfriend in the jaw knocking him cold. Luther returns to the house with the boyfriend making him yell for his girl while Luther honks the car horn for an annoyingly long time. It works the girl goes outside to help her man and Luther has them both. While Luthers deciding what to do with them, a cop comes knocking on the door, a friend asked that he check on the mom, the girl gets him to go away, but when she returns to the house Luther puts a thorough ass whoopin on her and knocks her out Mom escapes the house and runs into the cop outside, she tells him whats up and they go looking for Luther with guns drawn. Luther kills the cop and returns to the house. The next morning, moms still out cold in the barn when Luther shows up with a bag, he wants to get a few chickens before he leaves. He findss mom waking up and crows at her, in her frightened state all she could do is crow back, Luther looks confused and crows back at her, this goes on for a few minutes till Luthers flapping his arms like wings and strutting around crowing It was really funny to see. She shoots him in the chest he wakes up tastes his own blood and dies.
THE END
I enjoyed this movie, the gore was good, the story original, and it was fun to watch. Its not for everyone though the only dialog for Luther is his clucks, and that got a little old after awhile, but overall a fun watch. Id reccomend it to certain friends who enjoy bizzarre cinema like myself.
2 1\2 Weenies