DANO

IM her on AIM - tinkerbelle83184

"Benji's a hottie and Joel's a suitable replacement." ~The infamous Dano

If it were legal to marry two people, then my best friend in the world, Dano, ("My hetero life mate.") would surely take advantage of that. This girl loves Benji and Joel of Good Charlotte so much that it almost rivals my love for Billy. But, she chose Benji overall - as she says: "More to love."
This girl wants to hunt Benji down and tie him to her bed post. She wouldn't do anything dirty to him - much. She would just sit there, staring at him. Her roommate, Erin, would then take all of his clothing off and draw him nude, and then replace the naked old men pictures in the art building with Benji's endowed profile...

Which Good Charlotte guy are you?

But Dano's obsessions don't stop with just Benji and Joel. Man, if your name is Ned, and you used to work at the pharmacy on Nantucket...be VERY AFRAID. Same note to Sean Biggerstaff, the guy who played Oliver Wood on Harry Potter. Except he didn't work in the pharmacy on Nantucket. Dano also loves the movie Lord of the Rings, except she knows Elijah Wood is MINE. She knows that is she stepped into that territory I would be forced to release Benji from his sexual prison, and find another hetero life mate. Yaudes, Dave Stern and Aubrey she just likes to stalk. Always remember it's PARADIS not Paradise. We have a thing about giving Dave Stern three roses every year. Don't ask me...I'm the one who wants to jump him. (Not Dano.)

Dano is such a great friend. She stands by me, even when I'm doing inappropriate things with Sushi and a dick head named Tredick in the back of a theatre. (I mean, who would name their kid that?!)
But always remember, Benji and Joel are the ones who need to be most afraid. They will always be number one. I'm not sure if that's a good thing... If you want to e-mail the "sick creature that is Dano" then you can IM her. Her AIM name is Tinkerbelle83184. Actually, Tinkerbelle is another one who might also want to be afraid. Dano almost bore her right ass cheek to a tattoo artist to get it permanent. Instead she got a symbol for wisdom, on her lower back. At least her ass crack wasn't three feet out of her pants...

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