You have just entered room
"Enigmas Big Eyebrows."
Merely Myst sama has entered
the room.
Casually Coal: lmao
Extremely Enigma: lol
Merely Myst sama: YES!
Basically Bluey: o.o
Extremely Enigma: it was
just the picture!
Merely Myst sama: Chat time!
Casually Coal: YES?
Casually Coal: lol
Extremely Enigma: only 4
people?
Casually Coal: I invited
more
DistinctlyDon has entered the
room.
ImakuniNeo has entered the
room.
Casually Coal: but some
haven't come yet
Casually Coal: there we go
Extremely Enigma: oh
Extremely Enigma: i still
have 2 more people
invited
Optimal Protocol has entered the
room.
Extremely Enigma: now 1
Extremely Enigma: keleri
DistinctlyDon: Seriously, he
looks like the lost Marx
brother.
Casually Coal: yah
Extremely Enigma: lol
Casually Coal: I got Keleri
Casually Coal: Flea
Extremely Enigma: it was
just the picture!
Casually Coal: and NeoNess
Extremely Enigma: its not
my fault!
Basically Bluey: Sure *cough*
Basically Bluey: :p
Extremely Enigma: *cries*
ImakuniNeo: ....
Optimal Protocol: *laughs at
Nigma's unibrow*
Casually Coal: lmao
DistinctlyDon: Your eyebrows
are your own fault, okay?
Extremely Enigma: its not a
unibrow!
Extremely Enigma: its just
the picture!
Extremely Enigma: no one
has eye brows that big!
Basically Bluey: Nah, really,
it is the pic, nigma dosent
have a unibrow
Optimal Protocol: Picture?
DistinctlyDon: A picture of
your face, dude.
Extremely Enigma: yea
Extremely Enigma: *cries*
Casually Coal: lmao
Extremely Enigma: why do
you laugh at me?!
Extremely Enigma: its not
fair
DistinctlyDon: It scares old
ladies and small children.
Nothing can stand against
the unibrow!
Casually Coal:
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Casually Coal: LoL
Basically Bluey: Well, being
the only one who has seen
enigma, i can say that
although his eyebrows are
large, they are not one.
Extremely Enigma: if you
want to see my beautiful
face, IM me
Merely Myst sama: At least no
one said *you* look like Jeff
Foxworthy! o.O
Extremely Enigma: lol
Extremely Enigma: you do
Extremely Enigma: and your
brother looks like jesus
Basically Bluey: 0.o
Extremely Enigma: he does!
DistinctlyDon: Would you
rather be Jeff Foxworthy
or Groucho Marx, really?
Merely Myst sama: lol
Extremely Enigma: lizardon
has bad eye sight
DistinctlyDon: And by bad
you mean 20/20 vision, I
suppose.
Extremely Enigma: no
Extremely Enigma: 20/40
Extremely Enigma: i have
20/20
Extremely Enigma: so does
barbra waltes
Extremely Enigma:
er...walters
Extremely Enigma: and hugh
downs
Extremely Enigma: i miss
him
Casually Coal: lol
DistinctlyDon: So how did you
wind up lost in Singapore
with starving children eating
your mullet?
Merely Myst sama: *shaves
Enigma's eyebrows off*
Extremely Enigma: *cries*
Extremely Enigma: amgine
led me there
Casually Coal: I have
120/20 eyesight
Extremely Enigma: he said
they have good cuisine
Extremely Enigma: my sister
has like 80/20 and a
stigmatism
Casually Coal: lol
Extremely Enigma:
something like that
DistinctlyDon: You trust your
sheep to lead you to the
place of your eventual
death?
Extremely Enigma: my evil
sheep!
DistinctlyDon: Yes, that
makes it better.
Extremely Enigma: much
Casually Coal: O_o
Extremely Enigma: you dont
know who amgine is?
ImakuniNeo has left the room.
Extremely Enigma: bye?
Extremely Enigma: btw - its
pronounced amgene
Casually Coal: I don't
DistinctlyDon: This all makes
sense when you hear the
story of the mullet-wigged
Enigma and his black sheep
of death and their quest
for the edge of the world in
Indonesia.
Extremely Enigma: you
dont?!
Casually Coal: no
Casually Coal: I don't
Extremely Enigma: ill show
you
Merely Myst sama: lol
DistinctlyDon: Amgine is the
sheep that lurks in your
nightmares.
DistinctlyDon: So a goat, a
sheep, and a worm walk into
a bar...
Casually Coal: ok then
Casually Coal: LAMBCHOPS
Extremely Enigma: shari
lewis!
Merely Myst sama: You forgot
about Mr. Sribble
Merely Myst sama: Er
DistinctlyDon: Yes.
Extremely Enigma: scribble
Extremely Enigma: and i said
that
Merely Myst sama: Scribble?
Merely Myst sama: o.O
Extremely Enigma: Mr.
Scribbles
Merely Myst sama: Oh
DistinctlyDon: Brain-eating
dust bunny of destruction.
Extremely Enigma: yup
Merely Myst sama: w00t!
DistinctlyDon: Does anyone
still have the P.A.W logo?
Extremely Enigma: i have all
the pics saved if anyone
needs them
Extremely Enigma: i do!
Merely Myst sama: I have the
one I made...
Merely Myst sama: lol
Merely Myst sama: I still have
the buddy icon, too :P
Extremely Enigma: i sent
boojoh both of them
Extremely Enigma: i have
that too
DistinctlyDon: Hmm... the fact
that we have made up an
organization of fake
psychotic animals could
provide a vital clue to
figuring out why BooJoh has
nothing to do besides stay
on the computer for a full
24 hours.
Extremely Enigma: lol
Extremely Enigma: 24 hours
or MORE
Merely Myst sama: lol
Merely Myst sama: 3 days!
Extremely Enigma: i bet
boojoh cant stay on for a
week straight
Extremely Enigma: without
getting up from his
chair
DistinctlyDon: I was just
gonna say that.
Merely Myst sama: I bet I
can't
Extremely Enigma: boojoh
probably has a couch
Extremely Enigma: not a
chair
Casually Coal: lol
Extremely Enigma: because
his rump is too big
DistinctlyDon: I bet he could
still break the 3 day record,
though.
Extremely Enigma: and it
reflects everything
DrAgUn GurL 86 has entered the
room.
Casually Coal: lmao
Merely Myst sama: All this
Code Red makes me get up
from time to time, y'know ;-)
Extremely Enigma: its true!
Casually Coal: He's been on
for like 5 days once
Casually Coal: I think
Casually Coal: HEY LENA!
Extremely Enigma: you can
have a cathader
Extremely Enigma: (sp?)
DrAgUn GurL 86: HI
Casually Coal: ^_^
DistinctlyDon: Catheter.
Extremely Enigma: theyre
laughing at me
Merely Myst sama: I have a...
o.O?
Merely Myst sama: Eek
Extremely Enigma: but its
just the bad lighting in
the picture
Basically Bluey: Yes, nigma
has large brows.
Extremely Enigma: no i dont!
Extremely Enigma: its the
picture!
Basically Bluey: Ill show her
:p
Extremely Enigma: no!
DistinctlyDon: 'Ello, we're
talking about BooJoh not
peeing or getting up from his
couch for a week or more.
Feel free to join in.
Extremely Enigma: you drew
in the unibrow!
Basically Bluey: Shh!
DrAgUn GurL 86: O.o
Extremely Enigma: you
missed everything
about P.A.W
Extremely Enigma: and my
falling off the earth in
southwest indonesia
Extremely Enigma: being
lead by amgine
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL!!!
DrAgUn GurL 86: wow thats
scary ;-)
Extremely Enigma: no its
not, its true
Extremely Enigma: 4-5 days
DistinctlyDon: Our
conversations become
slightly more bizarre when
taken out of context. And
that's saying something.
Extremely Enigma: we dont
know when ill go
Merely Myst sama: Can I go?
Extremely Enigma: sure
Merely Myst sama: YAY!
Extremely Enigma: met me
in singapore
Extremely Enigma: i'm the
dragon wearing the wig
Casually Coal: lol
DrAgUn GurL 86: come to
the amazingly stupid party
i am being dragged to
Extremely Enigma: i also
have a hat on
Casually Coal: I WANT TO
GOOOOOOO
Extremely Enigma: id go, but
im stuck in singapore
Merely Myst sama: We'll
make it a big ex-EAGB thing
Basically Bluey: Wot?
Casually Coal: LET ME GO
OR I Kill j00!
Extremely Enigma: no j00
won't
Extremely Enigma: :-P
DrAgUn GurL 86: lol
DistinctlyDon: So, basically:
Psychotic farm animals,
BooJoh is an artificial
intelligence computer
running itself, and Enigma is
lost in Singapore with small
starving children trying to
eat the mullet wig on his
head.
Extremely Enigma: you left
out that im being led by
amgine
Merely Myst sama: Admission,
1 XBOX which you must
promptly hurl from the edge
of the Earth upon arrival.
DistinctlyDon: Yes, and he's
being led around by an evil
nightmare sheep.
Extremely Enigma: *sigh*
Extremely Enigma: why do
we live in such a complex
world?
Extremely Enigma: we need
P.A.W to rescue us
Casually Coal: Yes ji will
DistinctlyDon: I'd go to your
party but I long ago decided
I'm "anti-social
interaction."
Casually Coal: O_o
Merely Myst sama: The Worm
needs his own AIM name...
Extremely Enigma: lol
Extremely Enigma: no he
doesnt
Merely Myst sama: lol
DistinctlyDon: Or you need to
experience daylight.
Extremely Enigma: *kicks
boojoh away from
computer*
Merely Myst sama: Ow
DrAgUn GurL 86: squeeky
DistinctlyDon: Go... outside!
Extremely Enigma: boojoh
doesnt even know who
jeff foxworthy is
Merely Myst sama: Outside?
Merely Myst sama: Ha!
Merely Myst sama: Do to!
Extremely Enigma: do not!
Merely Myst sama: Er
Merely Myst sama: too
DrAgUn GurL 86: LL
Extremely Enigma: you just
look like him!
DrAgUn GurL 86: LoL*
DistinctlyDon: You might be a
redneck if you don't know
how to get out of your own
house.
Extremely Enigma: *shaves
boojoh and paints his
entire face blue*
Merely Myst sama: O.O
Extremely Enigma: now you
look like jeff foxworthy
staring in, the blue
man group!
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Merely Myst sama: I feel like
a Pikmin
Extremely Enigma: pikmin
live outside
Extremely Enigma: you don't
DistinctlyDon: If you gave
him a wig like Carrot Top
he'd be every stupid thing
combined.
Merely Myst sama: o.O
Basically Bluey: What, where,
im so confuzed. Its all a
blur.
Extremely Enigma: go back
to sleep
Merely Myst sama: Get off the
drugs, Bluey
Extremely Enigma: or we'll
get the Zmurfs to attack
Basically Bluey: Agh!
Zmurfs?!
Merely Myst sama:
ZMURFS!!!
Extremely Enigma: yup,
boojoh will revive them
Basically Bluey: NooO!
Extremely Enigma: with his
chibi sliced bread
Casually Coal: Zmurfs?
Casually Coal: O_o
Extremely Enigma: yea
Extremely Enigma: boojohs
invention
Casually Coal: CHIBI
SLICED BREAD!
DistinctlyDon: My friend
blames the fact that he's
averaging a 20 in his best
class on "allergy
medicine."
Extremely Enigma: lol
DrAgUn GurL 86: shooshhoo
mooshoo!
Basically Bluey: no, its kawaii
chibi sliced bread
DistinctlyDon: My friend once
sat through an entire test
and then handed it in blank
because he said his desk was
wet and he couldn't put it
down to write on it.
Extremely Enigma: noooo!
Casually Coal: lol
Extremely Enigma: he was
going to star in an rpg!
DrAgUn GurL 86: lol
Extremely Enigma: now we
need a replacement!
DrAgUn GurL 86: not
anymore
Casually Coal: lmao
Extremely Enigma: rofl
Casually Coal: I know!!!
DrAgUn GurL 86: LoL
Extremely Enigma: i need a
new star
Casually Coal: Kawaii Chibi
Chicken Wings!
Extremely Enigma: ill set up
a casting call
Casually Coal: w00t
Extremely Enigma: next!
Extremely Enigma: *zmurf
walks in*
DrAgUn GurL 86: now the
bread is like...poo
DistinctlyDon: Wait, a
Richard Nixon RPG?
Extremely Enigma: NEXT
Casually Coal: KAWAII
CHIBI CHICKEN WINGS!
Extremely Enigma: nooo
Extremely Enigma: a KCSB
rpg
DrAgUn GurL 86: indigestion!
Extremely Enigma: his
attacks are butter side
up, and toast
Merely Myst sama: Kawaii
Chibi Poo?
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOl
Casually Coal: Kawaii Chibi
Poo
Casually Coal: lmao
Basically Bluey: Yes...That
would be the best rpg eva!
Casually Coal:
POOOOOOOOO
DrAgUn GurL 86: poo you
Extremely Enigma: why did
tigger look in the toilet?!
Extremely Enigma: he
wanted to look for pooh
Extremely Enigma:
*rimshot*
DistinctlyDon: ...
DrAgUn GurL 86: *shoots you
in the head with a shotgun*
Extremely Enigma: ow
DistinctlyDon: I bet the
people in Singapore are
trying to eat you now, right?
Extremely Enigma: dont do
that again
Casually Coal: Booooo
Extremely Enigma: i need
both ears
DrAgUn GurL 86: ;-)
Casually Coal: lol
Extremely Enigma: yes they
are
Extremely Enigma: *shows
you holes in wig*
Extremely Enigma: someone
buy me a new wig
Casually Coal: *throws him
poo wig*
Extremely Enigma: no
Extremely Enigma: thats not
good
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Extremely Enigma: theyd eat
that
Casually Coal: THAT'll keep
em away
Merely Myst sama: Someone
around here (Other than me)
needs to learn to
Kawaii-Chibi-ize things
Casually Coal: O_o
DistinctlyDon: It's the
mullet... the mullet is
attracting the starving
Asians! Oh my sweet Jesus!
DrAgUn GurL 86: you can
mold it any which way
you want
Casually Coal: Teach me
Boojoh!
Casually Coal: lmao
Extremely Enigma: boojoh
you can teach me!
Casually Coal: lena
DrAgUn GurL 86: yes?
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Casually Coal: I want to
know how to draw
Kawaii Chibiness
Basically Bluey: Yes, let us be
your students.
Boojoh-Sensei!
Extremely Enigma: *molds
poo-wig to shape like
swiss cheese*
Casually Coal: O_o
Casually Coal:
CHEESEHEAD!
Extremely Enigma:
boojoh-kun! teach us!
Basically Bluey: No!
Basically Bluey: J00 are s0
stupid!
Extremely Enigma: no i
DrAgUn GurL 86: uh huh
Extremely Enigma: 'm not
Merely Myst sama:
Myst-sama... get it right!
Extremely Enigma: alright
fonz
Casually Coal: lol
Basically Bluey: Eyyyy!
Merely Myst sama: w0000000
Extremely Enigma: t
Merely Myst sama: O.O
Extremely Enigma: *makes
the cricket chirp sound*
Optimal Protocol: ?
Casually Coal: K4w411
ch1b1 sl1c3d br34d
Casually Coal: w00t
Merely Myst sama: Has the
thought crossed anyone's
mind how random this chat
is?
DistinctlyDon: Enigma, led by
his nightmare sheep of evil,
is stranded in Singapore
having his mullet eaten by
starving Asians as he tries
to get to the edge of the
world in Indonesia!
Casually Coal: HA
Casually Coal: O_o
DrAgUn GurL 86: arent u
supposed to get 7?
*OnlineHost*: Extremely Enigma
rolled 7 15-sided dice: 3 2 9 8 15
13 4
Casually Coal: I still don't
get it
DrAgUn GurL 86: lol
Casually Coal: NO FAR
Casually Coal: er
Casually Coal: FAIR
x NeoNess has left the room.
Casually Coal: lmao
Extremely Enigma: we scared
him away
Casually Coal: we scared
him!
Basically Bluey: whee!
Casually Coal:
YEAAAAAAAAAH
Basically Bluey:
Kawaii-Chibi-Whee!
DrAgUn GurL 86: no he just
found out how stupid this
was ;-)
Extremely Enigma: shhh!
DrAgUn GurL 86: LoL
Extremely Enigma: you cant
have common sense!
Casually Coal: Kawaii Chibi
Coal!
DistinctlyDon: Or he was
repelled by our brilliance.
Casually Coal: KCC
Basically Bluey: Yer not
supposed to know!
Extremely Enigma: for i am
enigma, the self help
guru. if you need help, go
away, i only help myself.
Basically Bluey: Mmm...I love
warez.
Casually Coal: lol
DistinctlyDon: Why don't you
help yourself stop getting
eaten, dude?
Extremely Enigma: i dotn
want to
Extremely Enigma: i dont
mind it
Merely Myst sama: Or help
yourself become Chibi
Extremely Enigma: *goes in
the chibi toaster*
Extremely Enigma: *pops out
chibi*
Merely Myst sama: But, I
think the Kawaii part is out
of the question ;-)
Extremely Enigma: i
can't...move..eyes...everyt
hing..blur!
DrAgUn GurL 86: lol
Basically Bluey: lol
Extremely Enigma: *bluey
kicks self*
Extremely Enigma: hah!
DistinctlyDon: Dear God, I've
never seen a chibi unibrow
before... *shudder*
Basically Bluey: Yea, people
with large brows are not
kawaii
Extremely Enigma: now i can
control your actions!
DrAgUn GurL 86: O.O
Extremely Enigma: *sigh*
Extremely Enigma: its not a
unibrow!
Extremely Enigma: you
added that with paint!
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Basically Bluey: Shh!
Extremely Enigma: *cries in
corner*
DistinctlyDon: Accept it,
Groucho.
Merely Myst sama: *corner
starts crying*
Casually Coal: lmao
Extremely Enigma: i dont see
us seeing a picture of
you!
Extremely Enigma: craig t
nelson!
DrAgUn GurL 86: mwah
Casually Coal: O_o
Merely Myst sama: o.o
Extremely Enigma: lol
Extremely Enigma: from
coach!
DistinctlyDon: ...Eh.
Basically Bluey: Yea, Booj,
whats does you look like, eh?
Casually Coal: I WANT TO
BE KAWAII AND CHIBI!
Extremely Enigma: not booj
DistinctlyDon: Jeff
Foxworthy...
Extremely Enigma: lizardon
Casually Coal: he looks like
a modern jesus
Extremely Enigma: no, thats
w7re
Casually Coal: oh?
Extremely Enigma: yea
Extremely Enigma: boojohs
brother
Extremely Enigma: w7re
DrAgUn GurL 86: ive seen
myst-sama
Extremely Enigma: i have too
Merely Myst sama: lol
Extremely Enigma: on the
jeff foxworthy show
DrAgUn GurL 86: uh..like a
picture not himself ;-)
Extremely Enigma: i know
Extremely Enigma: same
here
DrAgUn GurL 86: pk
DrAgUn GurL 86: ok
DistinctlyDon: I look like a
strange 14 year old who
doesn't get out enough, but
I'm not sure that
differentiates me too well
from you.
Casually Coal: pk fire!
Extremely Enigma:
um..lizardon
Extremely Enigma: that
would make us twins
Extremely Enigma: ;-)
DrAgUn GurL 86:
waaaah..my parents want
me to have a sweet 16
O_o
Casually Coal: PK FLAAASH
Casually Coal: AWWW
Casually Coal: HOW
"Sweet"
Casually Coal: ;-)
DistinctlyDon: I can't wait
for my sweet 16.;-)
Casually Coal: I thought
girls liked them
DrAgUn GurL 86:
how..annoyingy disturbing
Casually Coal: lmao
Extremely Enigma: lol
Casually Coal: mines next
year!
Casually Coal: w00t
Casually Coal: lmao
DrAgUn GurL 86: annoyingly
Extremely Enigma: you
should tell them no
Extremely Enigma: and run
away
Extremely Enigma: and
never return
DrAgUn GurL 86: I HATE
THEM
Merely Myst sama: Tell them
sweet 16 must involve a car and
a Smash: Melee tournament
Casually Coal: LoL
DrAgUn GurL 86: yeah thats
an idea
Casually Coal: and a house
DistinctlyDon: Is there money
involved?
Extremely Enigma: tell them
you want to take all of us
on a cruise to the
bahamas instead!
Casually Coal: and 500 big
ones in the pocket
DrAgUn GurL 86: actually it
must involve me kicking
some ass
Casually Coal: yes!
DistinctlyDon: I can sit
through my relatives usually
if there's a promise of cash
at the end of the night.
DrAgUn GurL 86: lol
Casually Coal: BAHAMAS!
Extremely Enigma: yea
Casually Coal: lets all go to
the Bahamas
Casually Coal: with lena
Extremely Enigma: and get
lost on the ship
DrAgUn GurL 86: lol..whos
paying
Extremely Enigma: and swim
with the eels!
Extremely Enigma: you are
Extremely Enigma: its your
party
Casually Coal: your parents
Casually Coal: yeah
DrAgUn GurL 86:
HAHAHAHAHA
DrAgUn GurL 86:
HAHAHAHHAA
DrAgUn GurL 86: HAHAHA
Casually Coal: you can cry if
you want to, though
Extremely Enigma: i dont see
whats so funny
Casually Coal: lmao
DrAgUn GurL 86: lol
DrAgUn GurL 86: i do ;-)
Extremely Enigma: *thinks*
Casually Coal: I think I do
Extremely Enigma: *head
implodes*
DrAgUn GurL 86: the whole
thought of me paying..thats
funny ;-)
Casually Coal: maybe this
would help, nigma
Casually Coal: *gives him
glasses*
DistinctlyDon: But if we go to
the Bahamas someone's going
to have to help me lift
BooJoh, his sofa, and his
computer desk and carry him
around.
Casually Coal: now do you
see?
Extremely Enigma: no
Extremely Enigma:
*confused*
Extremely Enigma: where
did you put the
glasses?
Merely Myst sama: What
computer?
Extremely Enigma: my head
imploded
DrAgUn GurL 86: those
htings dont have lenses
Casually Coal: on your next
DrAgUn GurL 86: things
Extremely Enigma: my next?
Casually Coal: NECK
Extremely Enigma: wheres
that?
Casually Coal: lmao
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Extremely Enigma: but my
neck doesnt have eyes
DistinctlyDon: Dear lord, the
poor boy can't find his next.
Casually Coal: lmao
Extremely Enigma: -.-
DrAgUn GurL 86: you put it
on your face
DistinctlyDon: ...
DistinctlyDon: That could
apply to so many things.
Casually Coal: lmao
Optimal Protocol: Nor does
your neck have a mouth so
you cant be talking right
now Nigma!
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Extremely Enigma: im typing
Optimal Protocol: Uh...
Extremely Enigma: hah!
Optimal Protocol: But you
cant see the keys!
Extremely Enigma: but how
do i know what im
replying to!
Extremely Enigma: no
Extremely Enigma: i can type
without looking
Extremely Enigma: i took a
typing class
Extremely Enigma: like in
5th grade
Optimal Protocol: So did I!
Casually Coal: so can I
DrAgUn GurL 86: uh
DistinctlyDon: It doesn't
matter, anything you write is
bound to be just as random
as what we're writing.
Casually Coal: I'm skilled
Extremely Enigma: i am too
DrAgUn GurL 86: YA
Casually Coal: yeah
Casually Coal: YA?
Extremely Enigma: everyone
tells me i type too fast
DrAgUn GurL 86: YA
Merely Myst sama: Skillify
me!
Extremely Enigma: bluey
things my fingers are
broken
Casually Coal: YO!
Basically Bluey: yesh
Casually Coal: YU!
DrAgUn GurL 86: everyone
tells me i type too massy
Merely Myst sama: TO!
Casually Coal: YI!
Optimal Protocol: LoL
DrAgUn GurL 86: MESSY
Casually Coal: too massy?
DrAgUn GurL 86: lol
Casually Coal: lmao
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Extremely Enigma: -_-
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Casually Coal: MASSY!!!!
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Extremely Enigma: i dont
know the meaning of
punctuation
Casually Coal: lmao
Casually Coal: I type too
massy
Extremely Enigma: i
sometimes write,
"don't"
Extremely Enigma: but thats
it
DistinctlyDon: You just added
a comma.
Casually Coal: you sound
like you belong down
here were me and boojoh
are
Extremely Enigma: and i can
use italics sometimes
DrAgUn GurL 86: woah
DistinctlyDon: That's pretty
good for you.
DrAgUn GurL 86: thats
wicked!
Casually Coal: lol
Basically Bluey: woah, nigma
gotz da skillz
Extremely Enigma: i did?
Extremely Enigma: go me!
Basically Bluey: ..
Extremely Enigma: an
exclamation point!
Extremely Enigma: did i
write that?
DistinctlyDon: And there's a
question mark and an
exclamation.
DrAgUn GurL 86: you did?
Casually Coal: Nigma's got
skillz
DrAgUn GurL 86: what?
DistinctlyDon: And twom ore.
Extremely Enigma: cool
DistinctlyDon: ...
DrAgUn GurL 86: FOOOG
DistinctlyDon: Two more,
even.
DistinctlyDon: ...Fooog?
Casually Coal: Foog?
DrAgUn GurL 86: yes!
Casually Coal: er
Extremely Enigma: I can
type proper if I really
have to.
Casually Coal: fooog
Basically Bluey: fooog
DistinctlyDon: How do you
pronounce that exactly?
Casually Coal: FOOOG
DistinctlyDon: Like food?
DrAgUn GurL 86: like food
Casually Coal: its like food
DistinctlyDon: FOOOOOOG!
Casually Coal: I think
Merely Myst sama: Sheesh...
let's just make up words
here, people.
DrAgUn GurL 86: jsut with G
Extremely Enigma: i created
an SN with the name of
my spanish teacher
and scared all my friends
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Casually Coal: FOOOG!
Extremely Enigma: trying to
email them homework
Basically Bluey: lol
Extremely Enigma: blearg
Extremely Enigma: zoinkfat
Basically Bluey has left the
room.
Extremely Enigma: bye
bluerz
Merely Myst sama: Next thing
you know, we have our own
language.
Casually Coal: BLARGHALK!
Extremely Enigma: not him!
DrAgUn GurL 86: YA!
DistinctlyDon: Blarghalk,
fooog.
Extremely Enigma: next time
change your buddy
info!
DrAgUn GurL 86: i have no
info
Casually Coal: yeah yeah
Casually Coal: I got it
DrAgUn GurL 86: i am
mysterious
Casually Coal: lol
Extremely Enigma: lol
DrAgUn GurL 86:
o0o0o0o0o0o0o
Casually Coal:
o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o?
Extremely Enigma: i need to
put my famous blonde
joke in my buddy info
Extremely Enigma: my buddy
info right now su><ors
Merely Myst sama: Mine's
nice...
Extremely Enigma: boojohs
is too long
Merely Myst sama: It has my
bro admitting he giggles like
a school girl
Extremely Enigma: no one
sits through to the end
DistinctlyDon: So people will
know beforehand to not
listen to your blonde
jokes, right?
Extremely Enigma: lol no
Extremely Enigma: my
blonde joke is funny
Extremely Enigma: its the
one about the lake
Extremely Enigma: didnt i
tell you peoples
yesterday?
DistinctlyDon: If you say so.
I guess it's funny for
someone with a unibrow.
DrAgUn GurL 86:
woah..so..like..if i dont
giggle..does that mean im
not a school girl?
Optimal Protocol: I didn't
hear it.
Extremely Enigma: its not a
unibrow!
Extremely Enigma: ill tell it
again
DistinctlyDon: No, please!
Extremely Enigma: there are
2 blondes at a lake, one
on each side
DistinctlyDon:
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Merely Myst sama: >_<
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Extremely Enigma: the first
says, "hey, how do i get to
the other side?"
DistinctlyDon: End the pain...
oh God...
Extremely Enigma: the other
replies, "duh, youre
already there!"
DrAgUn GurL 86: that was
funnt joke
Casually Coal: lmao
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
DistinctlyDon: It was funnt,
but not funny.
DrAgUn GurL 86: ;0
Casually Coal: LoL
DrAgUn GurL 86: ;;-)
Extremely Enigma: i think its
funny
Casually Coal: funnt?
Optimal Protocol: O_o....
DrAgUn GurL 86: i think its
funnt
Optimal Protocol: That's a
joke?
Casually Coal: god lena
Extremely Enigma: yea
Extremely Enigma: you dont
get it?
Merely Myst sama: I'm getting
dizzy here
Casually Coal: just use the
smiley button from now
on
DistinctlyDon: So far Lena is
the creator of funnt and
fooog.
Casually Coal: FUNNT
FOOOG!
DrAgUn GurL 86: and massy
DistinctlyDon: I think it's the
f-words that are messing her
up.
Casually Coal: and many
others, lizzy
Casually Coal: lmao
Casually Coal: yeah
DrAgUn GurL 86: Lol
DistinctlyDon: Don't try to
curse, please.
Extremely Enigma: ....
Casually Coal: massy!
Casually Coal: I swear you
belong in the south Lena
DistinctlyDon: It's a massy,
funnt fooog world out there,
we're just living in it.
DrAgUn GurL 86: i am in
..........SOUTHERN
CALIFORNIA
DrAgUn GurL 86: WICKED!
Optimal Protocol: .....
Casually Coal: I meant
Optimal Protocol: lol
DrAgUn GurL 86: LMAO
Casually Coal: the actual
South
Extremely Enigma: im in
southwest indonesia
Casually Coal: like
DistinctlyDon: I am on.... the
EXACT OPPOSITE SIDE
OF THE CONTINENTAL
UNITED STATES!
Extremely Enigma: the
carolinas
Casually Coal: Georgia
Casually Coal: SC
Extremely Enigma: and
georgia
DrAgUn GurL 86: id rather
live in a house thank you!
Casually Coal: NC
Casually Coal: WHAT?!
DistinctlyDon: So fooog you.
Extremely Enigma: where
they drink sweet tea
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL!
Casually Coal: O_O
Extremely Enigma: they do
Casually Coal: we sit on the
porch
Extremely Enigma: i saw it
on comedy central
DrAgUn GurL 86: hows the
barn coal ;-)
Casually Coal: and rock in
chairs
DrAgUn GurL 86: LoL
Casually Coal: oh, its nice
Extremely Enigma: and have
a shot gun next to your
chair
Casually Coal: full of... hey!
Extremely Enigma: with a
dog sleepings
Casually Coal: yeah!
Extremely Enigma: a sad dog
DrAgUn GurL 86: lmao
Extremely Enigma: with big
ears
Merely Myst sama: Some
nearby neighbors partied with a
dead guy for an hour, no joke.
Casually Coal: Enigma's got
it down
Casually Coal: its like you
live near me!
Casually Coal: lol
DrAgUn GurL 86: O_o
Extremely Enigma: lol
Extremely Enigma: no
DistinctlyDon: And at night
you turn in and sleep with
your cousins.
Extremely Enigma: NY
Extremely Enigma: not evil
south
DrAgUn GurL 86: woah..that
must have been some
party
Extremely Enigma: incest
time!
Casually Coal: not even WE
do that
DrAgUn GurL 86: LoL
Merely Myst sama: They
thought he was passed out
drunk
DistinctlyDon: So it's just me
then?
Casually Coal: lmao
Casually Coal: yeah
Extremely Enigma: *sigh*
DrAgUn GurL 86: burn harry
pooter books and call
them evil?
Casually Coal: sorry Lizzy
Extremely Enigma: lol
DrAgUn GurL 86: er..
DrAgUn GurL 86: potter
Casually Coal: we don't do
that
Extremely Enigma: even
though good triumphs
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Casually Coal: harry pooter?
Casually Coal: O_o
Merely Myst sama: But
actually, some kid blew his face
off with a shotgun o.O
DrAgUn GurL 86: LMAO
Casually Coal: thats nasty
Casually Coal: lmao
Extremely Enigma: lol
Extremely Enigma: a shot
gun
Casually Coal: lmao
Extremely Enigma: how
southern of him
Casually Coal: sounds like
down here
DrAgUn GurL 86: what a
dumb kid
Casually Coal: LoL
Casually Coal: don't call
me.... um... nm
Extremely Enigma: i was
watching Tlc and some
girl "accidentally shot
her hand off"
DistinctlyDon: So that poor
boy has to walk around for
the rest of his life with no
face?;-)
DrAgUn GurL 86: hmm..ill
just play with this
gun..BOOM
Casually Coal: yeah
DrAgUn GurL 86: lol
Extremely Enigma: i'm
cracking up here at the
computer
DrAgUn GurL 86: LoL
Merely Myst sama: Those
people have like 3 couches and
4 refridgerators on their front
porch
DistinctlyDon: Yeah, I saw
that one... "dammit, shot my
own extremities again..."
Extremely Enigma: er...tea
Extremely Enigma: *sigh*
Casually Coal: sweet teat!
DrAgUn GurL 86: TEAT!
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Casually Coal:
TEAAAAAAAAAT
Extremely Enigma: ..i knew
that wouldnt pass
Merely Myst sama: LOL
DrAgUn GurL 86: lmao!
Casually Coal: lmao
Extremely Enigma: damn
typos
DistinctlyDon: Sweet teat is
very sweet indeed.
DrAgUn GurL 86: oh man
thats a good one
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Extremely Enigma: *goes
back to crying*
Casually Coal: lmao
DrAgUn GurL 86: lmao
Extremely Enigma: evil typos
DistinctlyDon: Funnt fooog
your massy sweet teat,
unibrow.
DrAgUn GurL 86: >:]
Extremely Enigma: unibrow
isn't a typo
Casually Coal: oh and
Casually Coal: harry pooter
DistinctlyDon: I know, it's a
name.
DrAgUn GurL 86: lol
Casually Coal: don't forget
that
Casually Coal: lol
Extremely Enigma: i have my
own smiley. |=)
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
DistinctlyDon: I wasn't sure
how to work Harry Pooter
into that, sorry.
DrAgUn GurL 86: yah well..
Casually Coal: I know how!
DrAgUn GurL 86: i CAnt wait
till i get a car
Extremely Enigma:
tomorrow in the
daylight i will take a
good pic of me
DrAgUn GurL 86: ^_^
DrAgUn GurL 86: um..ok
Extremely Enigma: |:-(
DrAgUn GurL 86: have fun
;-)
Casually Coal: Oh harry
pooter, funnt fooog your
massy sweet teat
Casually Coal: lmao
DrAgUn GurL 86: :P:
DrAgUn GurL 86: er
DistinctlyDon: I didn't think
you could expose that thing
to the sunlight.
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Merely Myst sama: lol
Extremely Enigma: er...|=-(
Casually Coal: lmao
Extremely Enigma: why must
everyone mock me?
Merely Myst sama: His face
will still be shadowed
Casually Coal: WHY DO
YOU PUT THE -
Casually Coal: WHY/!
Extremely Enigma: because
Casually Coal: it needs it
not!
Extremely Enigma: if i didnt
it would be |=(
Casually Coal: |=)
DistinctlyDon: Because you
have a unibrow and drink
sweet teat, what else are we
going to do?
Casually Coal: see!
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Extremely Enigma: :-(
Casually Coal: lol
Merely Myst sama: Now he
has no nose
DistinctlyDon: After we run
out of BooJoh/Jeff
Foxworthy jokes it goes to
you, I'm afraid.
DrAgUn GurL 86: woo
Casually Coal: its better
that way
Merely Myst sama: LOL
Extremely Enigma: lets see a
pic of lizardon
DrAgUn GurL 86: so does he
breathe with his kmouth?
Extremely Enigma: so we can
make fun of him
DrAgUn GurL 86: mouth
Extremely Enigma: kmouth
Casually Coal: KMOUTH!
DrAgUn GurL 86: lol
Casually Coal: Do you drink
sweet teat with your
Kmouth, Lena?
Extremely Enigma: a mix
between kmart and
plymouth
DrAgUn GurL 86: LoL
Merely Myst sama: My car!
DistinctlyDon: No, no. My
face has been banned by the
government after they found
out about the birth defects
and cancers it caused with
exposure.
Casually Coal: lol
Extremely Enigma: and what
about you coal?
DrAgUn GurL 86: hehehe
Merely Myst sama: Ooo... rare
Casually Coal: wait wait
wait
Extremely Enigma: no ones
ever seen youre mug!
Casually Coal: Birth defects,
at our age?
Extremely Enigma: er...your
Casually Coal: O_o
Casually Coal: I have a
scanner
Extremely Enigma: yea
DrAgUn GurL 86: my mug
says..I love Eggs on it
Extremely Enigma: they take
some catching up to do
Casually Coal: but you guys
just aren't that lucky
Casually Coal: LMAO
Merely Myst sama: Coal looks
like Bugs Bunny
Extremely Enigma: lol
Casually Coal: I do?
Casually Coal: hold on
Merely Myst sama: Yeah
Extremely Enigma: youve
seen him?
DistinctlyDon: How do you
think Enigma started looking
so screwed up? I showed
him my picture once.
Casually Coal: I'm gonna
draw Lena
Extremely Enigma: lol
Extremely Enigma: oh yea
Extremely Enigma: i shoulda
saved it
DrAgUn GurL 86: im gonna
take a picture of my mug
Merely Myst sama: A cross
between Bugs Bunny and Mr.
T
Extremely Enigma: i think it
was the fact that you
wear pants
Extremely Enigma: rofl
DrAgUn GurL 86: LoL
Extremely Enigma: i pity the
foo who doesnt eat
carrots!
DrAgUn GurL 86: i...dont
care
DistinctlyDon: "Ah pity da
foo, doc. Ah do!"
Extremely Enigma: i do
DrAgUn GurL 86: i dont!
DrAgUn GurL 86:
mwahahha
Extremely Enigma: you do?
Extremely Enigma: did you
see the latest mr.t
commercial?
DrAgUn GurL 86: yeah i dont
do
Extremely Enigma: he shows
a pic of his mom
Extremely Enigma: and its
him with some grey hair
and a sewing kit
DistinctlyDon: This chat has
gone far beyond the normal
limits of acceptable
relations between human
beings.
DrAgUn GurL 86: oh man
thats wrong in so many
levels
Extremely Enigma: this is a
good chat
Extremely Enigma: it keeps
me laughing
DistinctlyDon: I need to save
this...
Extremely Enigma: *chuckle*
DrAgUn GurL 86: lol
Merely Myst sama: lol
Extremely Enigma: i have 2
chats saved already
Extremely Enigma: because
im sooo cool
Casually Coal has left the room.
Extremely Enigma: bye?
Merely Myst sama: I have 4 or
5, I think
DistinctlyDon: I occasionally
laugh during chats but I
can't ever recall chuckling.
DrAgUn GurL 86: wiah
DrAgUn GurL 86: woah*
Merely Myst sama: Did you
ever giggle,, though?
Extremely Enigma: i keep
trying to hold in my
laughter
Extremely Enigma: my dads
like, what are you
laughing at?
Extremely Enigma: and i'm
nothing
DrAgUn GurL 86: LoL
DrAgUn GurL 86: youer
nothing/
Extremely Enigma: er...and
i'm like, "nothing"
DrAgUn GurL 86: you're
nothing?
DrAgUn GurL 86: lol
DistinctlyDon: Um, the whole
time I was chatting with you
I was supposed to be
reading a book about the
High Middle Ages and the
Crusades for my 800-word
essay...
Extremely Enigma: lol
Extremely Enigma: oh well
Merely Myst sama: Woo, fun
Extremely Enigma: its too
late for that
DistinctlyDon: Then again, I
don't give a fooog.
Extremely Enigma: you got
yourself mixed in with
the wrong crowd
Extremely Enigma: we're the
bad crowd
DrAgUn GurL 86: i dont
either!
Merely Myst sama: This is
kinda like the high middle ages
Extremely Enigma: who talks
nonsense
Merely Myst sama: ;-)
DrAgUn GurL 86: lol
Extremely Enigma: you got
the "high" part right
;-)
DistinctlyDon: I know. I'm
going to be on Behind the
Chat. "And then he began
the long spiral into drugs
and alcohol..."
Extremely Enigma: lol
Extremely Enigma: coals
probably scanning in
his mug
DistinctlyDon: This is like the
High Middle Ages if BooJoh
was a vassal and the
Crusades were to take back
the Holy Unibrow.
Merely Myst sama: Enigma,
quit spray painting the walls,
you hooligan!
Extremely Enigma: british
soccer hooligans?!@
Extremely Enigma: where?!
Extremely Enigma: *runs
over the ref to go see
them*
Extremely Enigma: i saw a
special about them on tv
Merely Myst sama: The
Unibrow is Holy now?
Extremely Enigma: at one
game, the area got too
crowded and 9 people
died
DistinctlyDon: Not Enigma's.
DrAgUn GurL 86: oh man
this stupid dress is hard to
walk in
Merely Myst sama: That
rhymes...
DrAgUn GurL 86: foog it
Extremely Enigma: i was like,
"i have to watch soccer"
Extremely Enigma: thanks
for sharing that
Extremely Enigma: in a chat
with 4 guys
Extremely Enigma: ;-)
DistinctlyDon: Wait, you're
chatting with us in a
dress?
DistinctlyDon: I thought only
I did that.
Extremely Enigma: yea, her
sweet 16 dress
Merely Myst sama: LOL
DrAgUn GurL 86: yes
DrAgUn GurL 86: LOL
Extremely Enigma: lol
DrAgUn GurL 86: actually im
supposed to go to a
party.....
Extremely Enigma: lizardon
finally admits his
tranvesitism, 1/5
DrAgUn GurL 86: a really
horrible one n fact
DrAgUn GurL 86: in fact
Merely Myst sama: Are you
wearing a dress now, Don?
*shudders at the thought of
Craig T. Nelson in a dress*
Extremely Enigma: rofl
DrAgUn GurL 86: LoL
DistinctlyDon: I hope that
wasn't a shudder of
excitement.
Merely Myst sama: O.O
Extremely Enigma: i bet coal
looks like anne robinson
Merely Myst sama: Oh dear
me
DistinctlyDon: Wait, how did
I become Craig T. Nelson,
though?
Extremely Enigma: i said you
did
Merely Myst sama: Ask
'Nigma
DrAgUn GurL 86: whered
coal og
Extremely Enigma: when you
showed me your pic
DrAgUn GurL 86: go
Extremely Enigma: i said you
did
DistinctlyDon: ...
Extremely Enigma: he went
to scan in his mug
DistinctlyDon: No you didn't.
Extremely Enigma: yea i did
Extremely Enigma: you
showed me your pic
Extremely Enigma: youve got
blonde hair
Merely Myst sama: Coal is
um..
Extremely Enigma: and er...a
nose
DistinctlyDon: Yeah.
Extremely Enigma: yea
Extremely Enigma: thats it
Extremely Enigma: thats the
ticket
DrAgUn GurL 86: nooooo..i
gtg
DrAgUn GurL 86: bye
Merely Myst sama: Asking his
Rice Krispies the future
Merely Myst sama: Bye!
DistinctlyDon: Okay, I admit
it... after Coach my life
kinda went downhill...
DrAgUn GurL 86 has left the
room.
Extremely Enigma: bye
Extremely Enigma: bye
Extremely Enigma: damn
Merely Myst sama: And you
regressed in age?
Merely Myst sama: o.O
Extremely Enigma: i couldnt
send anything
DistinctlyDon: A transcript
of this chat would
probably make my parents
cry.
Extremely Enigma: lizardon
is like a goose
Extremely Enigma: he grows
down
Merely Myst sama: lol
Extremely Enigma: i made a
funny!
Extremely Enigma: yay!
DistinctlyDon: Wow, that was
officially a joke of
handicapped intelligence.
Extremely Enigma: lol
Extremely Enigma: but
boojoh laughed!
Merely Myst sama: Case in
point
DistinctlyDon: Because he's
Jeff Foxworthy.
Merely Myst sama: Er
Extremely Enigma: lol
DistinctlyDon: So... wait...
Extremely Enigma: i'm so so
confused
DistinctlyDon: I'm Craig T.
Nelson, he's Jeff
Foxworthy, and Enigma is a
guy with a unibrow and a
mullet...
Extremely Enigma: yes
Merely Myst sama: Scray
combo
Merely Myst sama: *Scary
Extremely Enigma: the lost
marx brother
Merely Myst sama: lol
DistinctlyDon: That's pretty
accurate, I suppose.
Extremely Enigma: scarey
marx
Merely Myst sama: Scray
Extremely Enigma: oh
Optimal Protocol: Whats a
mullet?
Extremely Enigma: wait
Extremely Enigma: isnt a
mullet what the beatles
had?
Merely Myst sama: I have a
song about a mullet
DistinctlyDon: No...
Extremely Enigma: oh wait
Extremely Enigma: its not
Merely Myst sama: Long in the
back, short on top
Optimal Protocol: O_o
Extremely Enigma: oh
DistinctlyDon: It's what Joe
Dirt had.
Extremely Enigma: lol
Optimal Protocol: Lmao
Extremely Enigma: ok
DistinctlyDon: And probably
a few of BooJoh's
relatives, I imagine.
Merely Myst sama: LOL
Extremely Enigma: (who is
joe dirt?!)
Merely Myst sama: No
Merely Myst sama: (Don't ask
me)
Merely Myst sama: lol
DistinctlyDon: See, Enigma
laughs to hide his ignorance...
Extremely Enigma: i do?
Extremely Enigma: who is joe
dirt?
Optimal Protocol: Its a guy
from a movie.
DistinctlyDon: The title
character of the really bad
movie Meet Joe Dirt.
Merely Myst sama: He's that
one dude with the mullet
Extremely Enigma: never
heard of it
Extremely Enigma: is it a
recent movie?
Optimal Protocol: Kinda...
DistinctlyDon: David Spade
plays a man with a mullet wig
surgically sewn to his head...
Extremely Enigma: get me a
picture of him
DistinctlyDon: Your life
story.
Extremely Enigma: david
spade isnt a dragon
Extremely Enigma: and he
doesnt have a pet sheep
Extremely Enigma: atleasti
hope not
Optimal Protocol: But he
could!
DistinctlyDon: They took some
liberties.
Merely Myst sama: Or a
unibrow
Merely Myst sama: Dang
Extremely Enigma:
*stretches neck*
Extremely Enigma: *boojoh
ponders what a stretch
is*
DistinctlyDon: I think this
chat must win some kind of
award for random insanity.
Merely Myst sama: o.O
Extremely Enigma: no, its
not random
Extremely Enigma: its all
planned out
Extremely Enigma: i planned
it out
DistinctlyDon: All before
10:30.
Merely Myst sama: The
Byarkwarak award?
Extremely Enigma: no, its
10:30
Merely Myst sama: No, 10:33
DistinctlyDon: I don't trust
the plans of a man with a
unibrow and a mullet in
Singapore, frankly.
Optimal Protocol: 10:29!
Extremely Enigma: and a
sheep
DistinctlyDon: 10:34, mofo.
Extremely Enigma: why
doesnt james bond get
any younger?
Optimal Protocol: 29!!!
Merely Myst sama: Boy, we
sure are timely
Extremely Enigma: shaddup
you biznotch
DistinctlyDon: Someone in my
class started using slang his
aunt taught him.
DistinctlyDon: We laughed all
day.
Optimal Protocol: I'm late,
I'm late! I'm very very
late! *runs off looking at
his stop watch*
Extremely Enigma: lol
Merely Myst sama: What's the
difference between shuddap
and shaddup?
Merely Myst sama: I haven't
heard my own voice in years
Extremely Enigma: lol
DistinctlyDon: Or like Enigma
and hermaphrodite.
Merely Myst sama: O.O
DistinctlyDon: But not so
much, really.
Extremely Enigma: im not a
hermaphrodite
Extremely Enigma: cartmans
mom is
Extremely Enigma: and ever
since that episode,
everyone knows that
word
Extremely Enigma: its a pity
DistinctlyDon: I didn't say
you were, Mr./Mrs.
Defensive.
Extremely Enigma: it was a
funny word before
southpark
Extremely Enigma: -_-
DistinctlyDon: Hey, I'm Craig
T. Nelson in a dress. Don't
feel so bad.
Merely Myst sama: There's
only fuour of us left
Merely Myst sama: o.O
Merely Myst sama: fuour?
Extremely Enigma: ....
DistinctlyDon: Fuour.
Merely Myst sama: Invite
some people to scare!
DistinctlyDon: Keleri won't
reply to me.
DistinctlyDon: Hmm...
Extremely Enigma: ....
DistinctlyDon: qdogg's on.
Extremely Enigma: she wont
me either
Extremely Enigma: no
DistinctlyDon: If you want to
scare him.
Extremely Enigma: he's
boring
Merely Myst sama: Not if you
talk math
Merely Myst sama: o.O
DistinctlyDon: So is the three
of us talking.
Extremely Enigma: but we
dont
Extremely Enigma: coal will
be back
Extremely Enigma: i hope
Extremely Enigma: he may
have gotten lost in his
scanner
DistinctlyDon: Is talking math
some kind of new slang?
Extremely Enigma: or he
burnt his face
Extremely Enigma: trying to
scan it in
Merely Myst sama: lol
DistinctlyDon: Hey, man,
square root of the area of
the polygon!
Extremely Enigma: ask
russel crowe
Extremely Enigma: or john
nash
DistinctlyDon: You really
think Craig T. Nelson and
Russel Crowe hang out a lot?
Extremely Enigma: duh
Extremely Enigma: theyre
best buds
Merely Myst sama: o.O
DistinctlyDon: Oh well. I'm
Craig T. Nelson in a dress,
not Craig T. Nelson.
Extremely Enigma: oh
Extremely Enigma: my bad
Merely Myst sama: They play
Pok�mon together, right?
Extremely Enigma: yea
Extremely Enigma: craig is
misty
Extremely Enigma: and
russel is brock
Extremely Enigma: no wait
Extremely Enigma: he's
pikachu
Extremely Enigma: my bad
Merely Myst sama: Can I be
Porygon?
Extremely Enigma: no
Merely Myst sama: Porygon2?
DistinctlyDon: No, you're
BooJoh.
Extremely Enigma: you can
be pingu
Merely Myst sama:
PLEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSS
SSSEY!?!?!
Extremely Enigma: no
Extremely Enigma: youre
pingu
Merely Myst sama: Who the
heck is pingu?
DistinctlyDon: So Craig T.
Nelson in a dress, the lost
Groucho Marx brother,
and a Japanese Porygon
walk into a bar...
Extremely Enigma: youdont
know who pingu is?
Extremely Enigma: the old
claymation anime
Extremely Enigma: *sigh*
DistinctlyDon: I certainly
don't know who pingu is.
Extremely Enigma: kids
these days
Merely Myst sama: The
Porygon says to the
bartender "Polyyy!"
(Bearing in mind, he's
Japanese)
Merely Myst sama: ;-)
Extremely Enigma: ...
Extremely Enigma: i dont get
it
DistinctlyDon: And Craig T.
Nelson in a dress says,
"Please give me a free
drink, I haven't worked in
years."
Extremely Enigma: and i say,
"yo foo, wassup?!"
Extremely Enigma: and he
breaks a glass on my
head
DistinctlyDon: And the lost
Marx brother says, "Don't
bite my mullet, please."
Extremely Enigma: we're in
singapore?
Merely Myst sama: And we all
go back to our random insanity
because we forgot the
punchline
DistinctlyDon: Obviously.
Extremely Enigma: cool
DistinctlyDon: Where else
would you go to get a drink
and good piece of dog?
Extremely Enigma: the
original paw group is
stuck in a bar together
DistinctlyDon: And BooJoh
just won't stop touching his
Worm...
Merely Myst sama: O.O
Extremely Enigma: lol
Extremely Enigma: both of
them
Merely Myst sama: Oh my
DistinctlyDon: We are a sad,
lonely group of people.
Merely Myst sama: The
Zmurfs are starting a mosh pit
Extremely Enigma: brb
Merely Myst sama: Fine, be
that way.
DistinctlyDon: I mean...
BooJoh's obviously the
worst off, but we're all
sitting here typing about
crazy farm animals on a
Saturday night...
Merely Myst sama: Give me
welfare!
DistinctlyDon: ...you're black
on top of it all?
Merely Myst sama: No, then
my redneck neighbors would've
shot *my* face off
Merely Myst sama: I'm just
white trash ;-)
DistinctlyDon: Ah yes, this is
true.
DistinctlyDon: I'm a Staten
Islander, so I can't make
fun of white trash really.
Extremely Enigma: .....
Extremely Enigma: im a
suburbian
Extremely Enigma: so i can
Extremely Enigma: but i
won't
Extremely Enigma: because
im lost in singapore
Extremely Enigma: and thats
just as bad
DistinctlyDon: No, you have a
unibrow and a mullet. So
shut the fooog up.
Merely Myst sama: Isn't Eric
in Singapore or something?
Optimal Protocol: I'm going
to go rest now...my life
force is weak and I must
replenish my power! I bid
you gentlemen a goodnight,
farewell.
DistinctlyDon: He already
attempted to assassinate
Eric.
Extremely Enigma: bye
DistinctlyDon: Unfortunately,
the fat absorbed the bullets.
Merely Myst sama: Bye there
Extremely Enigma: yea
DistinctlyDon: Bye bye.
Extremely Enigma: his rear
swallowed them
Merely Myst sama: o.O
Extremely Enigma: yup
Extremely Enigma: like a
black hole
Merely Myst sama:
Somewhere between his teats
and his eye...
DistinctlyDon: Okay.... so
we're officially the most
boring people ever.
Probably time to save the
chat and call it a night.:P
Extremely Enigma: maybe
Extremely Enigma: i suppose
Extremely Enigma: i saved it
Extremely Enigma: ill be the
last to leave though
Extremely Enigma: so all of
you mosey on out
Merely Myst sama: No you
won't
Merely Myst sama: I will
Extremely Enigma: no, i will
Merely Myst sama: So HA!
DistinctlyDon: No, I will.
Merely Myst sama: LOL
Extremely Enigma: great
Extremely Enigma: now no
one will leave
DistinctlyDon: So I guess
we'll all stay here forever.
DistinctlyDon: Fun.
Merely Myst sama: I'm not
going ANYWHERE
Extremely Enigma: we can
leave at the same time
Merely Myst sama: I live at my
PC
Extremely Enigma: you
know, boojohs probably
going to win this
DistinctlyDon: Trust me,
BooJoh, WE KNOW.
Extremely Enigma: when my
computer goes in my
room i can leave it on
over night
Extremely Enigma: and lock
the screen saver so only
i can get by it
Extremely Enigma: oh well
Extremely Enigma: we can sit
here
Extremely Enigma: and rot
Merely Myst sama: I like rot
DistinctlyDon: Yes... at some
point I usually like to go
outside and experience
daylight, but if you're
playing a waiting game with
BooJoh the odds are against
you...
Optimal Protocol has left the
room.
Extremely Enigma: lol
Merely Myst sama: Heehee
Merely Myst sama:
Muhahahahahaaaa!!!!
Extremely Enigma: boojohs
got on talent
Extremely Enigma: rotting at
the computer
DistinctlyDon: Let's decide it
with rock paper scissors!
DistinctlyDon: I'll go last.;-)
Extremely Enigma: okay
Extremely Enigma: no thats
okay
Merely Myst sama: *cackles
maniacally*
Extremely Enigma: you can
go first
Extremely Enigma: i insist
Extremely Enigma: lets all
roll
Extremely Enigma: first to
roll a double number
has to leave
DistinctlyDon: Well BooJoh's
the most likely to stay here
anyway, so he goes first.
