Justin Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Lippy Shouldn't Leave To College


10. Who's going to test out the mouse traps?

9. There won't be anyone to get the things that fall in those "hard to reach" spaces.

8. We're not going to be able to use the futuristic, space-age, state of the art, top of the line, soda
   bottle handle.

7. There's one less use for a phonebook.

6. Justin won't have anyone to compare himself to when he needs to feel good about himself.

5. Baked Ziti just isn't the same when it's not at Lippy's house

4. If we choose to do a Halloween group costume of the Power Rangers who will dress as Alpha-5?

3. Making fun of John Lennon and how he is DEAD isn't funny if Lippy's not there.

2. There will no longer be a top to our human pyramids.

And the number one reason why Lippy shouldn't leave to college is...

1. We love him too much.