The Wonderful World of Justin presents, "Chef Justin: Nacho Edition" starring Justin Mirsky, some Taco Bell Nachos and his cat. Now, if you'll all please shut off your cell phones the website will begin shortly.....Okay, begin.
Step 1
Hello class, today's lesson begins with a box. A box purchased from the supermarket that contains all the ingredients neccessary to make yourself a full-fledged Nacho Grande meal from Taco Bell. Mmm mmm! Look at that picture on the box, is your mouth watering yet? Now that you've got your box, let's move on to Step 2.
Step 2
Open the box slowly and carefully along the seems. Don't make the same mistake Justin did! When you've finished opening the box, continue on to the next step.
Step 3
Now that you've got all your materials, lay them out neatly only a table top. If you opened the box correctly you should have (1) Can of refried beans, (1) Packet of Sauce, hereby referred to as Salsa, (1) Packet of Nacho Cheese and (1) Bag of Nacho Chips. Alright, are they all there? Good, let's continue.
Step 4
Nobody likes spoiled refried beans. That's why you should have another family member or pet taste the food before you cook it. I found it easy to convince my cat to try them due to the many similarities between the beans and cat food. After your subject has tasted the beans, wait 5 minutes and make sure the subjects health remains at where it should be. When you've assured that the food isn't spoiled, move on to the next step.
Step 5
Find yourself a bowl or plate to dump the nachos into. Make sure it's microwavable! We don't want any fires to start in our kitchen. Once you've found something safe, slowly pour the nachos into the bowl, scoop out the beans onto the nachos, and lastly squeeze cheese out of the package onto the beans. Make sure you don't use too much! Once you're happy with your results, continue on to Step 6.
Step 6
You see that big white machine your parents are always putting food into? That's a microwave and we're going to use it! Open the microwave and place your nachos into it carefully. Close the door and enter Two Minutes and Thirty Seconds (2:30). Make sure you don't go too high or too low, we want our nachos to be just right. Press start on the microwave. We're almost done!
Step 7
While the nachos are cooking you've got some time to spare. Find something productive to do or you might end up like Justin who wastes his life away taking pictures of himself in the mirror! When you hear the beep from the microwave that means the nachos are ready.
Step 8
When you open the microwave be very, very careful. The bowl is going to be hot, so make sure you're hand is safely protected when you reach in to get them. Justin is using an oven mitt, if you don't have one available it's also okay to use a paper towel. Remember though, no protection and you'll get BURNT!!!!
Step 9
Do you smell that? That's the smell of success! After you've retrived your nachos place them somewhere safe. Now, remember that salsa from the begining of the lesson, well, we're going to get it. Open the salsa slowly and pour it onto the chips. Like the cheese, make sure not to use too much. Alright gang, almost done. Throw away your finished materials, grab a drink and voila! You've just completed your very first meal. You're now one step closer to getting that job at Taco Bell that you've always wanted. Give yourself a pat on the back and then get to eating!