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Up on entering the arena Sparxx walked past eVo, El Diablo and Crowcain who sniggered at him and called him a loser after what went down last week at Live and Learn.  Sparxx ignored the insults and carried on walking with his head held high. 

Paul Kilbane and Jimmy King introduced the show talking about how close Sparxx had come to winning the title at Live and Learn.  They then announced that tonight's main event would be a fatal four way match where the winner would go on to face UK Champion Jimmy Burch next week.

Wreckless made his way out to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd and said that last week he quit EWE because he had some personal problems but he now realises that was the worst thing he could of done.  He said he loves EWE and is now here to stay, really giving the crowd something to cheer about.  Tyrant then walked out and said that he was pleased Wreckless had to decided to make a return and not quit.  The two shook hands and hugged but before Tyrant could finish what he was saying Steve Farrell who wondered out to the ring with Hostile Intent partner GBH cut him off.  Farrell said GBH and he were sick of listening to losers like the two in the ring; he also went on to say that as promised the new Hostile Intent member would join tonight.  Then Farrell pulled out a baseball bat from his coat and nailed Wreckless with it while GBH took Tyrant down.  Suddenly the crowd erupted as to everyone's surprise Psycho Kid hit the ring and sent Hostile Intent away smashing his forearm in to their heads.  Psycho Kid explained that he has come to EWE because it is like an old fed named THD as it's all about fun.  He then went on to say that he was also here to kick Steve Farrell's ass tonight, sending the crowd mad and making Farrell so crazy he had to be kept back by GBH.

Ozzy Mayhem  Vs.  Mikey Wreckage

Both guys were wrestling after defeats at the PPV but this was a friendly contest and both guys give it a clean effort.  A slow start from the two erupted in to a pretty fast paced match full of impacted moves and some brutal kicks from Mikey Wreckage, as far as the kicks go though Ozzy give as good as he got as he swung his leg in to the back of Wreckages head.  Wreckage took a lot out of himself as he attempted a Swanton bomb only to find Ozzy had moved.  Wreckage stunned everyone when he jumped from the ladders on to Mayhem's shoulders and hit a hurricarana.  It only got him a two count though so he picked Ozzy up and attempted the STO but Ozzy pushed him away and downed him with the MKO picking up the three count.
Winner - Ozzy Mayhem (pinfall)

In the office Nitemare lost his temper because of X-Con's toys being on his side of the desk.  Mark Lane listened carefully as X-Con went on to announce that Wreckless, Tyrant, Matt Wright and Sparxx would be the four guys going at it in the fatal four way match.  Then X-Con told Mark Lane to go to the arena entrance and wait for the new EWE Officer of Law and Order to arrive.  Nitemare said having an officer of law and order was a stupid idea but the Commish said it was final.    

The Dark Carnival �  Vs.  Crowcain & eVo  <Tag team championship Match>
This was to be the first tag team title defence for the new and first EWE tag champions.  EVo went straight at Carey with a number of clotheslines and then applied a tight submission hold, suggesting early on this match could be a big upset.  Next in was Crowcain who continued the beat down on one half of the tag champs, Carey really needed to make the tag and did eventually and Havoc made his way in clearing house.  Tag team action went on and both teams had spells of domination and both came close to a win.  A lovely DDT was hit from Carey but his pinfall attempt was broken by Crowcain, Carey tagged in Havoc who then orange crush power bombed little eVo for the pinfall and win.
Winners - the Dark Carnival (pinfall)

In the office Nitemare told X-Con he did not like the Dark Carnival and wanted rid of them.  The Commish disagreed and said that he liked them and they were staying.  Mark Lane then ran in the office saying 'he's here he's here' and as the camera returned back to X-Con and Nitemare, ex FXW wrestler Kronus was standing between them.  The well built officer of law and order then pulled X-Con and Nitemare by there shirts closer to him and told them he was law and order and there would be no arguing in the office.

A masked guy named Skid made his way out to the ring and started to insult the crowd and the EWE roster.  His insults did not last long because Kronus made his way out to the ring to address Skid and the crowd.  He made a speech saying he was recruited for EWE and had came from Cleveland just to re in store law and order in EWE.  Kronus said that he was not going to take any crap and people would not be screwed out of belts, a 'Kronus' chant started and he proceeded to make an example out of Skid.

Kronus  Vs.  Skid
This was a one sided match as the Officer of Law and Order humiliated the mouthy guy simply known as Skid.  He suplexed him and then went on to hit a downward spiral followed by an outsiders edge.  Kronus still wanted to punish Skid more so hit his trademark sit out DDT and soon after finished him off with a perfect F5.  He covered skid and picked up the three count, job done and law and order was re stored as Kronus downed some beers.
Winner - Kronus (pinfall)

In the office X-Con had the radio on and was listening to the National lottery draw be read out as he checked his ticket.  Unbelievably X-Con had all the numbers and had won the lottery, he started jumping up and down with Mark Lane celebrating even knocking the desk over, as Nitemare stood watching on bemused.  The lottery winner then ran out to the football field and started running around it with his shirt over his head.  

Backstage Mikey Wreckage noticed a Spanish flag on a table and picked up the flag and looked at it.  El Diablo then appeared and snatched the flag from Wreckage and started to insult him in Spanish.  Wreckage had no idea what Diablo was saying so just walked away not looking too impressed.

GBH �  Vs.  Pyro  <EWE Heavyweight Championship Match>
The champion went straight to Pyro but was over powered and instantly thrown back, Pyro then sent the champion down with a head scissors.  Pyro out smarting the champion did not last long as GBH then took it to Pyro locking him in some trademark submission holds and using some stiff strikes to weaken him down.  At one point a comeback from Pyro did look promising as he used a very effective double arm under hook suplex to take the champion down.  It was not enough though and as Pyro climbed the ladder to hit his diamond dust, GBH out smarted him by blocking it and locking him in the GBache.  Pyro could not take it and tapped out as it became yet another successful title defence for the EWE heavyweight champion.
Winner - GBH (submission)

After the match X-Con came out and told GBH that because Jimmy Burch was the current UK Champion he was going to make him a number one contender for the Heavyweight title.  The Commish announced that at Savage Revenge it would be Jimmy Burch against GBH for the title.  GBH was not happy and then Jimmy Burch made his way out and went face to face with the champion, they exchanged words and then started to shove each other.  Burch stepped back and super kicked GBH, he hit him so hard there was blood coming from the champion's mouth.

In the office Homeless Joe told Mark Lane that X-Con was out in the ring and needed his help.  So Lane exited the office quickly leaving Homeless Joe in there alone, Joe went threw the stuff on the desk and came across the winning lottery ticket.  He picked the ticket up and then ran away a millionaire.

Psycho Kid  Vs.  'Nature Boy' Steve Farrell
Before the match PK had a surprise in store for the Nature Boy and challenged him to a THD style street fight.  Farrell accepted but said that he was so sure he would win that if by any flook he lost he would personally buy Psycho kid an EWE contract.  The pair tied up and instantly PK threw Farrell backwards and then the next tie up sequence resulted in PK shoulder blocking Farrell down.  The match soon ended up on the outside as PK missed a high leg drop from the crates and Farrell then hit a DDT on Psycho from the stack of wooden crates.  They battled up the isle way and in to the backstage area where Farrell locked on a figure four but it had no effect on the pumped Psycho kid.  The two battled on concrete where Psycho Kid back body drooped Farrell on to the hard concrete after feeling it himself from a wind up punch. The two later ended up back in the ring and Farrell delivered three piledriver's in quick succession to Psycho Kid, the third one being on a chair and to everyone's amazement PK somehow kicked out of the cover.  Farrell was shocked and went for a third but PK swept his legs away taking him down then connected with a red star press that was enough for the three count and win.
Winner - Psycho Kid (pinfall)

Backstage EWE Hardcore champion Plague approached Ozzy Mayhem and started to brag that he was the most hardcore in EWE because he was the hardcore champion.  Soon enough Ozzy had heard enough and stepped back then hit his MKO on Plague sending him down.  Ozzy turned around and Wreckless stood there and said that Ozzy was impressive but not impressive enough and he then hit an impaler.

MAIN EVENT <Fatal 4 way elimination for UK title No.1. Contender>
Tyrant  Vs.  Sparxx  Vs.  Matt Wright  Vs.  Wreckless

The match started off with all four men in the ring but the referee then made it a tag format style four way so that it was easier to control.  All four men impressed with their technical ability and there were a number of smart reversals, early on Sparxx nailed his trademark shining wizard on Wreckless but it was too early for elimination.  Wright and Tyrant then battled it out and Wright came close to eliminating Tyrant after a beautiful drop kick to the face.  Tyrant sent a message to Steve Farrell as he looked on the figure four-leg lock then hit some knife-edge chops.  The different variations in the ring continued and after two scissor kicks to Wreckless, Tyrant pinned and eliminated his mentor.  Not long after Tyrant eliminating Wreckless, he fell victim himself as Wright connected with the pedigree and pinned him.  The match was down to Sparxx and Matt Wright and the pair went at it with Wright in firm control of the situation.  Suddenly Sparxx made a comeback and nailed a perfect sky high but then Steve Farrell came to ring side distracting the referee.  Meanwhile GBH ran in the ring and handed Matt Wright a baseball bat, Wright nailed Sparxx across the head with the bat and pinned Sparxx.  The referee turned around and counted to three making Matt Wright the number one contender for the UK title.  Farrell and GBH then got in the ring and announced that the newest member of Hostile Intent was 'Rage'. 
Winner - Matt Wright (pinfall)
EWE Meltdown 5 - Sunday 2nd May 2004
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