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"Hey," say King Richard and Sir Irving. "I see you found out Rocky's little secret," King Richard says. "We knew it all along," Sir Irving adds. "The two of you were destined to be an item." Rocky squeezes your hand all the tighter and says: "Yes, isn't it wonderful!" The two of you kiss passionately -- that is, providing you used the correct gender-specific restroom the previous click. "Ahem," says King Richard, breaking your embrace. "So will you be going back to your kingdom now?" "Yes," you say. "With Rocky's help, we'll be able to defeat all our enemies. This story has at last come to a happy ending. Plus, the villain is buried under a hundred feet of cave-in rock, so there's no chance of a sequel." "Well," Sir Irving says, "it's important to remember that the body of the Green Knight was a Headless Ghost which can pass through rock like air. And the head of the Green Knight was in an armored helmet with the visor pulled down, so it could be protected from the cave-in, too. Plus, we left the wheelbarrow with the real body back there near the castle, and in the past the various parts seem able to telepathically communicate with one another, so it is remotely possible that the Green Knight could dig himself out and we could have a long series of sequels that eventually run this whole story concept into the ditch." |