"You're already dead," Rocky says.  "Don't you remember, your heads blew off?" 

"Oh yeah.  Sorry!"  Their ghosts fade away. 

Just then something falls through the pipe and lands at your feet. 

"It's a firecracker," says King Richard, for once beating Sir Irving to the punch. 

The Green Knight turns to the others with him.  "Roll Call!  Lion!" 

"Here!" says the lion. 

"Wizard!" 

"Here!" says Turing the Tester. 

"Dragon!" 

"Here!" says the Dragon. 

"Me!" 

"Here!" says the Green Knight's head. 

"Headless Ghost!" 

The Green Knight utilizes International Sign Language to signal, "Here!" 

"Magic Echo!" 

"Here!" 

"Magic Echo!" you exclaim.  "He got you too?" 

"Nah, I'm just tagging along.  But you wouldn't belive the medical insurance package he's offering!" 

"Why does an echo need medical insurance?" 

"Rheumatism, mainly.  It's the dampness.  It's so bad, I'm thinking about moving."

"Where to?" Sir Irving asks.

"I've got a cousin who lives in the Grand Canyon, he says they've got an opening there, excuse the pun  -- " 

"Hello!" Green Knight says.  "Plot here.  Story here.  Let's get on with it, shall we?  Now let's all attack at the count of three.  One -- " 

"Stand back!" you shout.  "I've got a firecracker."  You wave it over your head. 

"But nothing to light it with," replies the Green Knight.  "Two -- " 

"Maybe the dragon could emit just a little flame," Rocky suggests.  "You know, enough to light the firecracker fuse, but not us." 

The Green Knight opens his mouth one last time:  "Thhhhh -- " 

"Uh . . . no," says the dragon. 

" - rrrrr - " 

You reflect upon the fuse.  "Well, we do need a light, that's for sure." 

" - eeeeeeee -- " 

"We have a light!" wail the elves. 

"I have a lighter," says King Richard. 

" - eeeeeee -- "