| Cave I shakes and rattles
from the explosions coming from Caves F and H. You're now trapped
in this cave! And there are only five clicks left!
Rocky throw his weight against the bookcase. "Ooof! It won't budge. Leave it to construction elves to make a secret passage that doesn't work!" You hear voices coming from the pipe jutting out of the roof. "Irv," says one of the voices through the pipe, "this is the best tapioca pudding I've ever tasted. You'll have to get the recipe!" "Sir Irving!" you shout. "King Richard!" "Irv, did you hear something? A very faint voice?" "Yes, Rich. It sounded like that knight who -- " "Fast forward it, Irv." "Okay, it's that knight. But his voice is so faint, and ghostlike . . . it's like, like . . . he's a ghost!" There's a long pause. "I don't believe in ghosts," says King Richard. "Neither do I," says Sir Irving. You hear metal scraping wood again, and realize they've gone back to eating their pudding. Just then, from a side tunnel, you hear a voice: "There are you! Finally!" "I heard that," King Richard says. "Couldn't understand it, though." "Confusing green font!" Sir Irving says. "Everybody's a critic," says the Green Knight, entering with the lion and wizard. He glares at your group. "Now are you going to surrender or what?" "Resistance is futile!" scream the elves. "We will be assimilated!" |