| "Goofdaln?" Turing
demands. "He has no business building a bridge here! This isn't
his concession!"
Turing walks over to the side of the chasm and looks down at the ledge. "Hey, Goofdaln isn't -- " You plant your boot on his posterior and give him a push. He tumbles over the side and sprawls on the ledge. "Let's roll!" you shout to Rocky. Rocky revs the motorcycle. You hop on and hold on for dear life as he zooms across. "Watch out for the rotten boards!" you shout. "Like that one?" Rocky asks, careening wildly. "And that one? And that one?" "Yeah," you say queasily. "Those ones." Then, suddenly, the engine sputters out. "What's wrong?" you ask. "I invented gasoline," he says. "Just not a whole lot." A thunderbolt zots by. You turn and see Turing the Tester is waving his wand in your direction. "What's he upset about?" you ask. "You tried to kill him," Rocky replies. "Did not. I knew the ledge was there." "You should explain that to him." Instead, the two of you abandon the motorcycle and race across the bridge to the cave. |