| Rocky puts on his goggles
and cap and scarf. Then he revs the motorcycle. He smiles at
your puzzled stare.
"We've got gas," he says. "I invented some!" You get on the motorcycle and zoom past the booby traps. Behind you, you hear the Green Knight coughing, then yelping as an arrow passes through him. You look back as the Green Knight trips over the sleeping lion, who roars -- but then says, "Oops! Sorry, boss!" "You moron! Get that knight!" You reach the bridge. Turing the Tester, wizard extraordinaire, is blocking the entry with his staff turned horizontally. "Halt!" he declares. "You must answer my question." "We can jump this chasm on my motorcycle," Rocky says. "The distance is only, what, five feet across." "Five hundred," you correct, wiping the mud off his goggles. "Oh," he says. Green Knight and Giant Man-Eating Lion storm down the hill toward you. |