| You turn to the GWAMOS
(Gorgeous and Wealthy and Available Member of the Opposite Sex) and ask,
"Hey, you like fondue? I can heat some fondue here. We have
a fondue sex."
Your face reddens, as you realize what you just said. "Uh, I mean . . . set." "No," the GWAMOS replies, giving you a long stare over the top of their sunglasses. "I don't like fondue." |