| "Hi honey!" the
gorgeous and wealthy and available member of the opposite sex says.
"Let me give you a big hug."
You smile winsomely. Then you snap out of it. "I said," the person scowling at you on the lawn chair says, "why don't you get out of my sun?" It's a dark and stormy night, and suddenly you realize I didn't say anything about this person being either good tempered or intelligent . . . . |